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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
feet? what's sexy about feet? specifically the soles of feet. the foot fetish porn i've (ACCIDENTALLY) stumbled upon now and then really seems to focus on soles, specifically wrinkled/oiled soles. not my bag, but is it yours?? if it is, pls explain whats' sexy about feet

kthx

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Date a girl with really ugly/gross feet and tell me it's not a turn off.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
some people are into the weirdest stuff. i once saw a guy kiss a girl on tv and i had to hold my tongue so as not to say anything to the rest of my mind.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

Date a girl with really ugly/gross feet and tell me it's not a turn off.

i have a pretty high threshold for foot ugliness, i guess. can u post a pic of really ugly/gross feet? if they're veiny that's okay, shows she's a hard worker

and anyway, i'm probably too busy lookin at her boobs to notice her feet

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
some people like really uncomfortable hand jobs so much that they want someone to do it with their feet

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

some people are into the weirdest stuff. i once saw a guy kiss a girl on tv and i had to hold my tongue so as not to say anything to the rest of my mind.

god bless u for youre sacrifice

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
King of the Hill covered this, also Rex Ryan a nfl coach has a picture of his wifes feet on his desk. What ever floats your boat.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hooded Reptile posted:

King of the Hill covered this, also Rex Ryan a nfl coach has a picture of his wifes feet on his desk. What ever floats your boat.

i didn't see that episode. summarize??

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Horniest Manticore posted:

i didn't see that episode. summarize??

Basically peggy hill was conned into a foot fetish website. Was a pretty good episode. Used to be on youtube, but it got dmca'ed or whatever.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hooded Reptile posted:

Basically peggy hill was conned into a foot fetish website. Was a pretty good episode. Used to be on youtube, but it got dmca'ed or whatever.

oh yeah didn't she have like really big feet?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I dunno. I have no loving idea OP. Although I think some shoes are very sexy and I dont know why, but I couldnt care much about the literal feet inside of them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I spend most of my day thinking about why feet aren't sexy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



op it's a croc fetish but people are too embarrassed

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

social vegan posted:

op it's a croc fetish but people are too embarrassed

Bare feet are the sexiest because you can imagine whichever pair of crocs you like on them.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



contrapants posted:

Bare feet are the sexiest because you can imagine whichever pair of crocs you like on them.

yeah this is basically what I'm thinking every time. flip flop crocs? full crocs? boot crocs? and then I have to crunch the math about the seemingly endless combination of jibbitz the crocs could have on them and finish premature

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
skeleton fetish

ping pong ball fetish

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I don't understand it either but it seems harmless enough. I had a roommate who *hated* bare feet. He made his girlfriend wear socks when they were gettin it on. Weird but equally harmless.

I kind of envy people who have specific fetishes like that - they have a pretty-much guaranteed automatic turn on.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i have a fetish for boobs and vaginas and dicks

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I always wondered if someone had a foot fetish if you like saw someone barefoot if that was like them just having their titties/butts hanging out?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

bollig posted:

I always wondered if someone had a foot fetish if you like saw someone barefoot if that was like them just having their titties/butts hanging out?

pretty much

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Are there hand fetishists?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Zzulu posted:

Are there hand fetishists?

There's a fetish for everything. That ASMR bullshit is just a kink for girls whispering at you.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Zzulu posted:

Are there hand fetishists?

A gay hand fetishist must jerk himself raw.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

What about a foot binding fetish

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
I want to be on record saying foot fetish is disgusting

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
stinky toes

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Jenkem Delivery posted:

What about a foot binding fetish

That's just BDSM for foot fetishists.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dumbass bitch op loves to pretend he doesn't watch poo poo that he loves to watch

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
feet are the ugliest hand.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



How many times do you think cum has landed on a Mickey Mouse jibbit?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I dunno. I have no loving idea OP. Although I think some shoes are very sexy and I dont know why, but I couldnt care much about the literal feet inside of them

ooo, i hear that. whenever i'm at a party i look at the high heeled shoes and sandals piled up by the front door. i can see the imprint of the women's feet, and it's incredibly powerful -- magical, even. women have an erotic energy about them that lingers on everything they touch.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Nefarious posted:

dumbass bitch op loves to pretend he doesn't watch poo poo that he loves to watch

noo

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gently caress you

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Nefarious posted:

gently caress you

is that an offer?

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
*runs out into forest*

"Boy uh... foot fetishists sure are weird!"

*gets big dogcatcher net out, looks around excitedly*

"I don't think feet are sexy at all!"

*lifts net over head, whips head to and fro, looking for anything, any motion*

"Foot fetishists are gross! And dumb!"

*nothing but the wind*

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

cram me sideways posted:

*runs out into forest*

"Boy uh... foot fetishists sure are weird!"

*gets big dogcatcher net out, looks around excitedly*

"I don't think feet are sexy at all!"

*lifts net over head, whips head to and fro, looking for anything, any motion*

"Foot fetishists are gross! And dumb!"

*nothing but the wind*

You laugh, but before the internet, all there was , was forest porn. Best I can do at 12 though was a c64 bbs and a 41k jpg took like 6 mins to d/l. Now all you gotta do is type porn, and you get it.

Kids these days I tells you.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Horniest Manticore posted:

oh yeah didn't she have like really big feet?

size 16s

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
people who have foot fetishes like feet because they sort of look like dicks is what i heard

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
it's the smell OP.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

size 16s

dang dogg

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