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FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

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The Philippines and the local Communist Party agree to renew talks that may lead to a peace treaty which could end the 46-year communist insurgency in the country.

You want some more???

quote:

Three South Korean workers die at a nuclear plant construction site. There is speculation that the deaths are connected to a recent nuclear power plant attack.

Hell yeah, now were talking

quote:

A top level Somali al-Shabab militant with a $3m US bounty, Zakariya Ahmed Ismail Hersi, surrenders to police.

NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS

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In an effort to curtail the rapid decline of the ruble, the Central Bank of Russia raises interest rates to 17%.

Someboedy get me a cigarette.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
im cumming

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i didn't ask for this

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
This is history. It's happening right now without your consent. You have no choice but to watch.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007


This poo poo won't stop until the puppiarchy is brought down.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I'm going to put 20,000$ in rubles. You guys will laugh at me now, while my 20k is netting 17% interest but when things cool off I'm going to rub it in your face. It's going to be sort of like Bitcoin. Rubles are bitcoin

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
buy rubles http://www.forex.com/ do it

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
How long have nuclear power plants been attacking South Korea?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Accretionist posted:

How long have nuclear power plants been attacking South Korea?

What do you think powers all those fans?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

No I don't know you

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

echronorian posted:

No I don't know you

My name is Baba and I sell nepalese cashmere

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

old dog child posted:

What do you think powers all those fans?

LOL

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
thanks

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

AREE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2 OF MOTHER loving NEWS

quote:

India's Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle Mk III successfully completes its first flight, carrying the crew vehicle demonstrator CARE.

no?

quote:

North Korea experiences another Internet and cell phone outage and holds the United States responsible.

TO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vladimir Putin announces price controls on vodka to reduce bootlegging and moonshining.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
i will use this thread for the latest breaking thx op for your tireless dedication to information

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

me irl

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



speedround

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agIEMRzPA98

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
no news is good news

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: serious post :siren:

I do miss the the news threads that would pop up. I wouldn't mind having a "current events" type of mega thread

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Volume posted:

:siren: serious post :siren:

I do miss the the news threads that would pop up. I wouldn't mind having a "current events" type of mega thread

i dont miss three olives

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

An in-thread news ticker might help keep issues from being beaten into the ground like they sometime do in single news item threads. Perhaps this can be Thingyman's ... thing?

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Newsflash: OP still single, virgin.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Things are happening in the world around me?
Boring as poo poo and worthless to everyone.
*goes back to playing Dark Souls II for 8 hours at a crack*
*talks to people about it*

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Volume posted:

:siren: serious post :siren:

I do miss the the news threads that would pop up. I wouldn't mind having a "current events" type of mega thread

Fly to Debate and Discussion. People are angry and arguing there. Angertainment.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Or you could go to news.google.com and read words about things that are happening instead of waiting on gibbis to tell you how to feel about the latest celebrity death or what the gently caress ever

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gently caress I'm mad.
Mad about news.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Betty White is dead.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

dog buttz posted:

Betty White is dead.

wait really

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Frostwerks posted:

wait really

no. I just didn't have real news and wanted to be part of the thread. :(

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

this thread is the new drudge report

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
sound effect for this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ng6v9UMw8&t=40s

...wait this is just in; the OP is gay

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

short rubles

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Breaking news:

Neukoln19 spends all day in bed

Breaking news:


Neukoln moves to couch, contemplates dicking around on google earf

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
This just in: everything is terrible

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Source your quotes please. How do I know you aren't just pulling these out of your rear end?

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Volume posted:

:siren: serious post :siren:

I do miss the the news threads that would pop up. I wouldn't mind having a "current events" type of mega thread

Since there seems to be interest from two entirely different people, i am willing to keep the "have some fuckin news" thread updated with current events from wikipedia. This is on the sole condition that people keep calling me gay ITT, though.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i dont miss three olives

What? What happened to three olives? :ohdear:

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

HerStuddMuffin posted:

What? What happened to three olives? :ohdear:

He died in a horrible condo crash

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