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- Jungson Horlock accidentally twitter DMs a pic of his twisty weiner to the Forever Lorn but she isn't deleting the message history, her partner Freezits the Ice Mage is worried because he is self conscious because he doesn't have a weiner just a bunch of sparkle dust where his weiner is still got the balls under it tho - King Hamish gets #SWAG tattooed across his butt so it matches his jogging pants when he takes them off and spends the rest of the episode telling his friends how it makes him more sex positive than them, Charzoon the cockatrice says "more like HIV positive" "from all the gay sex" quietly in response and King Hamish has to pretend like he doesn't hear it but he does and it makes him sad how long will gay kings have to take this kind of discrimination he asks himself but not aloud so the audience doesn't know they just know butt tatts are tight in middle earth - Stretchums the condom elemental gets thigh implants and starts wearing yoga pants again, overcoming the adversity of lovely thighs
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- Tit the dragon pisses off Ancient Susan (her mom) by not accepting her facebook request to give her another cow in Farmville
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- Chalesa the Ice Witch is cheating on her husband: Kralkor the deep sea monster. It's all fun and games now, but stay tuned for the inevitable murderous rampage when he learns of her infidelity. She knows she will face terrible consequences in the future, but that knowledge only makes her current trysts that much more exciting.
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- A boob demon from the lower hells is addicted to selfies. Can she keep her habit under control long enough to nail down this job interview?
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- Dirge of Anus Deep "accidentally" retweets an anti-jew meme and spends the rest of the season apologizing to Shekel of Humpfries, confusing him for a jew
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- Malinda Bees, the sexy insect woman, accidentally awakens a dickwurm from the Twelfth Echelon when she reads her friend's diary aloud. Can she banish the creature before her friend realizes her privacy has been violated?
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Apr 20, 2016 14:39
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The Butt Kobolds collectively petition Gay King Hamish to redirect the runoff from Jism Canyon to cut down on flooding from the seasonal spring orgies.
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Apr 20, 2016 14:42
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- Gloam the goblin merchant is up to his old tricks. This time he's blackmailed Azarda the Warrior Queen into going on a date with him! Is the humiliation of being seen on a date with Gloam worth the price of him keeping her terrible secret?
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- What does being transsexual even mean for a shapeshifting chaos spirit? Screllulax struggles with identity issues. - A chubby slime girl gets fat shamed for the large number of adventurers' skeletons visible within her translucent gut. When skulls start turning up in the ladies' room toilet bowls, her friends suspect she may have developed bulimia.
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Apr 20, 2016 15:01
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- Hank still doesn't trust black people
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social vegan posted:- Hank still doesn't trust black people That is to say, the Black People, human figures shaped from living obsidian who emerge from a crack in the base of Mount Skatos to steal car stereos from the hapless village below.
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- A living wheel of fire rolls into town and all the men are jealous of the attention the ladies are giving the hot newcomer. - Suzan finds her parents' Scroll of Orgasm under their bed and takes it to class.
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Not Ancient Suzan a different one.
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- Felmira the enchantress suspects her skeleton friend is anorexic but she has no way to be sure.
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Applewhite posted:- Gloam the goblin merchant is up to his old tricks. This time he's blackmailed Azarda the Warrior Queen into going on a date with him! Is the humiliation of being seen on a date with Gloam worth the price of him keeping her terrible secret? I hope they get together because I've been shipping them pretty hard because I look like a goblin irl
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Aralan posted:I hope they get together because I've been shipping them pretty hard because I look like a goblin irl Gloam is a weird character because just when you've spent an entire season hating him and he's about to get his comeuppance, they do an episode that makes him sympathetic and you forget all the bad stuff he did like getting the Tit Dragon fired from her waitressing job.
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Apr 20, 2016 15:26
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Upis the Many-Breasted goes bra shopping
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- Storgo the Warrior discovers that Beth, the gibbering mouther, gives great head, but now she wants him to acknowledge her in public and he's terrified that it will make him a laughingstock.
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-Ulvaril the Damned One is feeling the heat from a new up and coming competitor in the company, an irritating know-it-all young upstart whose use of social media to bring pain and unimaginable torment to millions in record time is turning heads among the upper management of hell. Can Ulvaril's tried and true methods still compete?
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- Felicia accidentally walks in on her roommate Shenod while she's changing and is cursed with blindness, but she has a date in half an hour! Will Shenod be able to guide Felicia through her date or is it a case of the blind leading the blind?
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- When Bethany brings her new boyfriend over for dinner, her parents couldn't be more shocked: he's an Orc! Can Bethany's parents last the whole evening without letting slip an insensitive comment?
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-thalor the thrice-cukked walks into the potluck with two big-titted thralls on his arm and looks around at the other guests like "yeah, they're up for it"
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- Gloam the goblin merchant invites all the housewives to his Winter Solstice party and they're disgusted because it's an obvious ploy to get them all in one place so he can creep on them, but when nobody shows up at his party and he looks sad they all feel sorry for him.
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Apr 20, 2016 16:03
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The Cum-lord of the realm is a virgin what a shameful secret for a cum lord
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Lucindia of Wisengard has begun a steamy lesbian affair with Keldred the Duchess of Izelath in hopes of helping her husband, the Lord of Wisengard in to baiting the arch-bishop of Izelath in to attacking the royal family for moral ineptitude so he can have him assassinated by the Order of the Long Knives and remove the Church as an influence in the Western Reaches
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Cackrip the blacksmith buys a new windows phone only to find out that he cannot play all of the apps he wanted to and won't be included in the village's Bungus Boyz secret society iMessage megachat
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Booblord Zagats posted:Lucindia of Wisengard has begun a steamy lesbian affair with Keldred the Duchess of Izelath in hopes of helping her husband, the Lord of Wisengard in to baiting the arch-bishop of Izelath in to attacking the royal family for moral ineptitude so he can have him assassinated by the Order of the Long Knives and remove the Church as an influence in the Western Reaches this is a sitcom not a historical documentary 
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:this is a sitcom not a historical documentary It's the long reaching plot arc they use around sweeps and awards season
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- Gay King Hamish tries to get into an exclusive order but his membership is rejected. He suspects he was rejected for being gay, but how to prove it?
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- Taxpayers object to King Hamish's decision to build his new castle in the shape of a man's rear end. He claims it's his prerogative as king but the villagers say that as a public figure he has a responsibility to the comfort of his citizens. Who is right? He realizes how the villagers feel when a nearby enchantress carves her mountain fortress into the shape of breasts and it makes him uncomfortable.
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Blister Thorn a now crusty and destitute lich has lost his phylactery in a game of chance with his adventure group (tuesdays) he fears destruction and death at any moment but perhaps unlucky for him his phylactery is a flesh light
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:this is a sitcom not a historical documentary I thought it was a reality show
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-Mycellia gets hammered off that tickleberry juice and fucks a dire hornet. Tilden is fired from his job at the castle for stealing silverware and gently caress Mountain is temporarily evacuated when a fungus giant makes a deadly fart.
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The loveable low born rogue Lord Klamish has begun courting recently divorced Lady Yuletin, once betrothed to Count DeRuille, whom Klamish's family was once vassal to. Watch as the Count panics about his children now being raised by a man who used to clean his horse!
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-Guy Fieri kisses a boy and he likes it
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Apr 20, 2016 22:56
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Lich, hot off the creation of a literal crotch rot removal spell, attempts to get dick back but creates unstoppable dick flesh golem.
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Occult posting density itt is off the astral charts
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Whizzard R'Kel'lay is acquitted of peeing on a minor (turned out to be a gnome) but is still banished by the high council Whizzardry for bringing shame upon them. Vows revenge by turing to the dark arts of the Jizzard.
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East coast college footballer L'Carpetron Dookmarriot stuns the football world when it is revealed he is having an affair with west coast college footballer Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
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