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One of those "have your cake; eat it too" people. Got it.
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Sup in TRS 3 months to go without terminal is this the thread I go to if my dog is sick
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Aug 11, 2014 17:43
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drat Christoff you're getting out too? Who in GiP is actually still in the military and planning on staying?
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Aug 11, 2014 17:47
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I don't even know it's just disgruntled alcoholic vets telling new comers to go USMC infantry 5 years jfc
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Aug 11, 2014 17:53
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holocaust bloopers posted:drat Christoff you're getting out too? Who in GiP is actually still in the military and planning on staying? Anansi or w/e his name is
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Aug 11, 2014 17:55
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There's the lifer hekk or w/e and uh poopkitty? I still don't even know who that is. Man, woman? Chief?
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Aug 11, 2014 17:57
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Errybody get the gently caress out.
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Aug 11, 2014 17:58
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The only man dumber than someone enlisting is one who re-ups.
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Aug 11, 2014 18:01
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I'm still mad at the dudes banking that marriage cash this whole time but now I can finally have the last laugh and crack up at them slowly losing any extra money they made
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Aug 11, 2014 18:03
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holocaust bloopers posted:drat Christoff you're getting out too? Who in GiP is actually still in the military and planning on staying? Nobles.
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Aug 11, 2014 18:29
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SLAM WHALE http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/39-real-sexy-ladies-remind-everyone-how-to-wear-a-bikini HOLY GRAIL
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Aug 11, 2014 18:52
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:SLAM WHALE Great. Now I am horny and I have to go to work with a boner.
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Aug 11, 2014 18:56
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:SLAM WHALE Sorry. All I see are a bunch of girls who don't give a poo poo about their diet or being the slightest bit healthy.
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Aug 11, 2014 19:01
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Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah!
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Aug 11, 2014 22:09
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KirbyKhan posted:Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah! Congrats buddy!
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Aug 11, 2014 22:29
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KirbyKhan posted:Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah! i waited till my terminal leave was over and i threw all of my uniforms away other than my crackerjack dress blues and peacoat then i lost them when i was out of state and couldn't pay the storage fees because i was loving broke and needed the money for rent/food
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Aug 11, 2014 22:47
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KirbyKhan posted:Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah! If they could bottle that feeling you have when driving off base for the last time...
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Aug 11, 2014 22:50
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I wish someone had tried to tell at me on my last day about something.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:52
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gleep gloop posted:I wish someone had tried to tell at me on my last day about something. Oh I skated for the last two months. Did get roped into an exercise but I didn't do poo poo and realtalked the entire time.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:55
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KirbyKhan posted:Just got out. 2PM today I walked out of the MPF, no hat, taking off my blouse as I walked to the car. So HARDXCORE defiance. Now I need to find a dude who will sell me a weed. gently caress yeah! It's so much cheaper to not be a pot head. If your gonna start a habit, do what I would do if I could go back in time: buy some seeds off the net and grow your own.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:01
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Oh I skated for the last two months. Did get roped into an exercise but I didn't do poo poo and realtalked the entire time. Two months? I began skating the October before I got out. Started getting all of my injuries documented so I was DNIF for a while and my work hours became 9-2. It owned. That was about 7 months of skate city right there.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:03
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holocaust bloopers posted:Two months? I began skating the October before I got out. Started getting all of my injuries documented so I was DNIF for a while and my work hours became 9-2. It owned. It started the minute I found out I fell under the DoS rollback.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:06
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:It started the minute I found out I fell under the DoS rollback. poo poo I knew I was getting out since early 2012. It was a matter of me getting DOS rollback or my August contract DOS.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:11
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I didn't get much notice 
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Aug 11, 2014 23:13
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I kept trying to work instead of shamming while my medboard was pending. Then I got charged for those t-shirts and went into full gently caress everything mode. One guy was sham king, though. Dude just flat out didn't show up for two months and just texted the guy he was mustering with. He got a world of poo poo when he was finally found out, but they didn't mast him or anything. Just chewed him out for a while and made him check in directly with the commodore or deputy for a week or two. Then he basically became a ghost again.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:16
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Hey it's all good. We're all out now  I did spend about two weeks in lodging out processing and stuff, which was cool because a super fun, big boobed MX girl (didn't see that one coming eh?) would come by for morale purposes. And by that I mean I did stuff with her boobs and butt. It owned.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:17
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Charged for those tshirts? I guess I missed something. What kinda shirts? On like your GTC or something?
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Aug 11, 2014 23:18
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Obama Africanus posted:It's so much cheaper to not be a pot head. If your gonna start a habit, do what I would do if I could go back in time: buy some seeds off the net and grow your own. I'm going to California in a week. I know what exactly is going to happen. I'll pay for a green card for "insomnia caused by service", regress into being a fat hobo for 2 months, then let the pendulum swing back to productive human being and not really get heavy into it again. Nostalgia4Infinity posted:If they could bottle that feeling you have when driving off base for the last time... Oh fuuuuck. I'm still riding high on it. Being called as looking to cop like to buy at the uni bar didn't even harsh my buzz. I dunno how I would begin chasing this dragon again.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:23
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I was put into a short timers platoon full of people ETSing or PCSing. The E7 in charge was a huge cockhole and kept saying he wasn't going to let anybody sham out with fake appointments and that they we were going to work until our last day god drat it because the Army duty blah blah  . I just signed up for every single appointment possible and gave him the slips, then just stayed at my buddies house and got drunk and played Xbox.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:25
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My last year in the NG coincided with my first hospital stay, and I never drilled again. Just checked in by phone or text and got marked as medical. Going noticeably crazy has its benefits, I guess.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:26
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Obama Africanus posted:Charged for those tshirts? I guess I missed something. What kinda shirts? On like your GTC or something? Meowlins got roped into a scheme straight out Catch-22 where one of his superior officers wanted to buy shirts with his name on it to 'sponsor' a recruit division, to one-up some rival officer who'd done something similar. Then when the time came to actually pay, the guy denied any knowledge of said scheme and claimed it was all Nice's idea and made him pay for all of it You remember this
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Aug 11, 2014 23:27
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:My last year in the NG coincided with my first hospital stay, and I never drilled again. Just checked in by phone or text and got marked as medical. Going noticeably crazy has its benefits, I guess. I just skipped my last drill and nothing bad happened. Woo.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:27
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Obama Africanus posted:Charged for those tshirts? I guess I missed something. What kinda shirts? On like your GTC or something? Commodore wanted to sponsor a boot camp division through this program the navy has. Decided he wanted to give them t-shirts. I was told to order them while my boss was on holiday leave and signed off on the PO. Shirts get made and shipped. Supply people on the ship push back two weeks after order saying they won't pay for it because it's not authorized. I dig out the instruction and show them that it isn't prohibited. This goes back and forth for a bit, sequester hits, and then everyone gets really tight about any spending. Instead of just paying for his t-shirts, he assigns some guy to investigate the matter. This is two months after the shirts were ordered and delivered and the vendor still hadn't been paid. I couldn't produce the hand written task list and they decided that all my emails briefing him about the shirts, their status, etc was insufficient to show I was directed to order them. So they told me I had two options: pay for the shirts myself or they would dock my pay the grand to pay for them. That motherfucker even got one of the tshirts as well. I never even saw them, but there are 75ish sailors running around in shirts I bought for them. JAG said that my only option was probably to sue the commodore in small claims court if I wanted the money back. At the next command climate survey (which they didn't let me take) a few people blasted him about it, but he still never had the sack to admit that he personally had told me to order them or reimburse me at all for my costs.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:27
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lmbo
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Aug 11, 2014 23:31
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hahahahahahaha holy poo poo
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Aug 11, 2014 23:33
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Mail him some dog poo poo and a picture of your sack
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Aug 11, 2014 23:33
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also, find and gently caress his wife, and send him pictures of your sack on her face.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:34
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Oh man that's amazing.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:41
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gleep gloop posted:I was put into a short timers platoon full of people ETSing or PCSing. The E7 in charge was a huge cockhole and kept saying he wasn't going to let anybody sham out with fake appointments and that they we were going to work until our last day god drat it because the Army duty blah blah Hah some E-7 had a hard on for making me work like that and I did pretty much the same thing until the E-9 in our AMU told him to just leave me the hell alone because I was being a bad influence on the new people.
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lmao
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