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hello I'd like to tell you about my indie game Dragon or as we in the dev team like to call it, dʒręgɛn (just a little in joke between us, heh)
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Feb 16, 2015 02:05
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"You know what's soooo hot right now? Weed smoking."
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Feb 16, 2015 02:18
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my grandmother was a first gen chinese immigrant. she taught me how to program games the old fashioned way, with punch cards and pickled cabbage. this is for her.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:23
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a hole-y ghost posted:hello I'd like to tell you about my indie game Dragon or as we in the dev team like to call it, dʒręgɛn (just a little in joke between us, heh) hey, I know IPA too bucko fucko 
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Feb 16, 2015 02:30
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at least the white dragon got the IPA wrong, that means hes not as insanely autistic as me.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:31
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A flight sim set in alternate-history 1840 on jupiter, with crafting elements and an ingame link to a fan-made wiki. A MMO-style top-down racing-RTS hybrid with compulsory AR sections requiring Google Glasses. Permadeath. Zombie survival puzzle game with time-travelling gameplay elements that let you un-rot zombies back to life. This is a metaphor for something the developer made up on the spot. Crafting elements. An open world cel-shaded 8-bit throwback to classic games like Dig Dug or Frogger, plays exactly like Patapon. The bulk of in-game items are hats and suspenders. Solemn, minimalist adventure game featuring no sound or music except a steadily-increasing background static. Features not-suble television symbolism and metaphors for social degredation. Binary morality system. Tower defense meets action RPG. Features two teams fighting in an arena. Teams try to destroy each other's "Primordial". RPS hails it "one of the most original and unique game ideas around". Permadeath.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:54
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This is going to be a game where you can only jump across different platforms in one direction, but actually it's a metaphor for depression. Also, it's going to be black and white.
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Feb 16, 2015 02:56
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a hole-y ghost posted:at least the white dragon got the IPA wrong, that means hes not as insanely autistic as me. i got it right, it's how you would say it in hawaiian creole english 
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Feb 16, 2015 02:59
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you're a security guard there are jump scares
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Feb 16, 2015 03:01
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The White Dragon posted:i got it right, it's how you would say it in hawaiian creole english
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Feb 16, 2015 03:04
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It will play exactly like a popular game created thirty years ago, but we're going to give it more ~soul~.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:08
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its like doom only you have no guns and the monster usually wins
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Feb 16, 2015 03:14
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:its like doom only you have no guns and the monster usually wins didn't they already do this at the end of wolfenstein spear of destiny
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Feb 16, 2015 03:15
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Pong but with dreamwave music
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Feb 16, 2015 03:33
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Flappy Turd
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Feb 16, 2015 03:51
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I'm making a game about the struggle of a transgendered person/gay person/furry otherkin and will have a social media loving shitstorm if anyone critiques any single part of it
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Feb 16, 2015 03:54
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i want to make a game called fez
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Feb 16, 2015 03:55
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I don't want to make a game called Fez 2.
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Feb 16, 2015 03:59
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people are gonna suck my cock when it comes out. mayhap even choke
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Feb 16, 2015 03:59
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*offers an asset creator a paltry sum or a profit split of their game that won't sell for all the hard work done* "It'll be great work experience!"
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Feb 16, 2015 09:41
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Hi I'm totally not the game dev, I'm just some guy who decided to donate $6k to the kickstarter at the last minute to get it to the $10k goal because I really believe in this project.
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Feb 16, 2015 10:43
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My game is about zombies. Also it is a platformer. The art looks like poo poo but that is the intended aesthetic. Also there is no storyline other than this badly written paragraph i pulled out of my rear end. Please buy on steam!!!!
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Feb 16, 2015 14:35
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Has anyone said 'Souls inspired combat' yet
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Feb 16, 2015 14:38
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Imagine a cross of Sonic and Great Gatsby...
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Feb 16, 2015 15:04
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I did nothing else with my life except playing video games so I should be very good at making one *buys expensive engine for 2D platformer that could be realized with learning just a little bit about OpenGL, copy&pastes code examples haphazardly from all over the internet* As an experienced programmer, I
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Feb 16, 2015 15:15
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*has no skills or talents whatsoever* I will be the leader of our group, I'll make sure everyone's doing their job and manage the project
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Feb 17, 2015 00:54
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Noyemi K posted:*has no skills or talents whatsoever* this is actually a good place for people with no skills
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Feb 17, 2015 01:01
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yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins
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Feb 17, 2015 01:49
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins Bitcoins don't weigh anything so would they be worth infinite bitcoin?
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Feb 17, 2015 02:15
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins
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Feb 17, 2015 02:17
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:yeah a good project manager is worth their weight in bitcoins Good project managers are invaluable but theyre extremely few and far between. Avg to bad ones just get in the way and decrease everyone's efficiency and those types of PMs are extremely common. It's a pretty lovely problem...
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Feb 17, 2015 02:19
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Hogge Wild posted:this is actually a good place for people with no skills Good project management is actually a skill
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Feb 17, 2015 02:27
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Noyemi K posted:Good project management is actually a skill A good project manager will know when to throw someone under the bus, and the best moment to take credit for someone else's work.
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Feb 17, 2015 02:48
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Noyemi K posted:*offers an asset creator a paltry sum or a profit split of their game that won't sell for all the hard work done* That sounds like a real resume builder!  edit: Whatever happened to that E/N fighting game that was based on the E/N comics thread? I can't find either.
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Feb 17, 2015 02:53
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:That sounds like a real resume builder! imagine three goon projects, on the edge of a cliff..
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Feb 17, 2015 02:56
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:That sounds like a real resume builder! We also had one that was based off of the MST3K episodes...or is it the same thing???
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Feb 17, 2015 02:59
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*prostitutes oneself to raise money*
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Feb 17, 2015 03:10
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fwiw i backed la mulana 2 and i get constant updates about new assets, as well as all the different instant curry the staff are eating.
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I've written a page and a half of lore for this game, am I qualified to be the project manager?
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