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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Russian kids playing Jackass

Why do they look normal? Where are the weird bangs and mullets and fetal alcohol syndrome face?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jesus Christ posted:

Russian kids playing Jackass

Why do they look normal? Where are the weird bangs and mullets and fetal alcohol syndrome face?

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

I wish there was a way to make this image the title of the thread.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




HairyManling posted:

I wish there was a way to make this image the title of the thread.


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cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 7, 2014

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

GuyDudeBroMan
Jun 3, 2013

by Ralp
This is the fuckin best thread.

I can't wait for socialism. It's gonna be so great. Just wait until McDonalds doesn't give a gently caress about customer service cus they get paid the exact same no matter what. This is the true utopia.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



Holey gently caress! :eyepop:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How do Russians afford those gigantic black marble tombstones when the guy chiseled in to it is wearing adidas and drove a car that wasn't even good looking when it came off the assembly line 40 years ago?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Robo Reagan posted:

How do Russians afford those gigantic black marble tombstones when the guy chiseled in to it is wearing adidas and drove a car that wasn't even good looking when it came off the assembly line 40 years ago?
Sometimes thug brothers buy these things out of respect. In early 90s though, Adidas tracksuit was sign of a rich guy, and so was a car that was made outside of USSR.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Robo Reagan posted:

How do Russians afford those gigantic black marble tombstones when the guy chiseled in to it is wearing adidas and drove a car that wasn't even good looking when it came off the assembly line 40 years ago?

only mobsters can afford such things.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Snowy posted:

I would love a good sitcom about chavs :allears:

Russian version of Trailer Park Boys is pretty legit
Also the live-action sorta version of Great Teacher Onizuka

Robo Reagan posted:

How do Russians afford those gigantic black marble tombstones when the guy chiseled in to it is wearing adidas and drove a car that wasn't even good looking when it came off the assembly line 40 years ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pazj7Vo-wk

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Dec 7, 2014

GuyDudeBroMan
Jun 3, 2013

by Ralp
I just love the fact that they only have government goods. No markets what so ever.

What a loving utopia!

cinci zoo sniper
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Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

diy top tip right here, folks

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
russia is a sad case. the country is rich, still most people live in carpet hell.

cinci zoo sniper
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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

GuyDudeBroMan posted:

I just love the fact that they only have government goods. No markets what so ever.

What a loving utopia!

GuyDudeBroMan posted:

This is the fuckin best thread.

I can't wait for socialism. It's gonna be so great. Just wait until McDonalds doesn't give a gently caress about customer service cus they get paid the exact same no matter what. This is the true utopia.

most of these photos aren't from from USSR days :ssh:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


this is why most russian kids are alcoholics by the age of 6.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




everything in russia is custom-made to induce human suffering, it's like an extradimensional plane of evil

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I really want to believe this had something to do with sex.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Why aren't all post apocalyptic movies filmed on location in Russia?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I need more!! omg

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Nation posted:

I need more!! omg

this thread makes me appreciate the fact that i do not live in russia.

cinci zoo sniper
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Edit:

RFC2324 posted:

I really want to believe this had something to do with sex.
Should be sunbathing, unfortunately, unless someone is really careless about his balls.

Edit2:

beato posted:

Having been there I can tell you this one's a photoshop.


cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Dec 7, 2014

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

GuyDudeBroMan posted:

This is the fuckin best thread.

I can't wait for socialism. It's gonna be so great. Just wait until McDonalds doesn't give a gently caress about customer service cus they get paid the exact same no matter what. This is the true utopia.

1. That isnt what socialism means, you have no idea what youre talking about so please shut the gently caress up.

2. Mcdonalds already doesnt give a gently caress about customer service under our barely regulated mixed-market (virtually) free market capitalist system. They already get paid the same no matter what. It's called the minimum wage.

Ok back to bashing Russia and their "special" form of communism thx to stalin et al

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
How do you gently caress up city planning this badly?

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!

Robo Reagan posted:

How do Russians afford those gigantic black marble tombstones when the guy chiseled in to it is wearing adidas and drove a car that wasn't even good looking when it came off the assembly line 40 years ago?

I use to make gaudy poo poo like that for gypo's round East Anglia. Seven foot marble angels, Nine foot long strips of blue granite shaped into 3 interlocking hearts. A life sized image of some burk in a tracksuit shotblast onto a granite plinth isn't as much work as you would think.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013








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cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Dec 7, 2014

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


gold fit

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

How do you gently caress up city planning this badly?

I'm fairly certain no planning was actually involved.

cinci zoo sniper
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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Fumble posted:

I use to make gaudy poo poo like that for gypo's round East Anglia. Seven foot marble angels, Nine foot long strips of blue granite shaped into 3 interlocking hearts. A life sized image of some burk in a tracksuit shotblast onto a granite plinth isn't as much work as you would think.

is this a clockwork orange roleplay

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Fumble posted:

I use to make gaudy poo poo like that for gypo's round East Anglia. Seven foot marble angels, Nine foot long strips of blue granite shaped into 3 interlocking hearts. A life sized image of some burk in a tracksuit shotblast onto a granite plinth isn't as much work as you would think.

lol at you if you are seriously from east anglia

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




gently caress anyone who says thus isnt the hottest paintjob ever

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Having been there I can tell you this one's a photoshop.

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.


No political context. :tinfoil:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


Child minder - ALSO WTF!!!!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

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Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
Might be lethal, but surely fun.

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