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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Vague aura of some sort of double entendre hanging about this one.

DEEPER
BIGGER
TUGS STRONGER
LONGER

I can't get the notion out of my head even though JRROSE would never do such a thing. (Which just makes it funnier, naturally.)

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



JRROSE is a member of the Church of Euthanasia.

Mischitary
Oct 9, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

Teacher-punching is quickly becoming a bi-partisan pastime.

Yes, those goddamn teachers! That'll show 'em. Please be miserable like the rest of us.

Those teachers, interrupting the educational process by being paid fair salaries. Wait'll ya see the egg on their faces when we cut their pay, slash their benefits, and eliminate their tenure, and we can finally give kids the education they deserve.

I mean, it's genius really. Once we make teaching as undesirable a profession as possible, and then fire all the teachers we can, everything will magically be all better...we promise!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Mischitary posted:

Yes, those goddamn teachers! That'll show 'em. Please be miserable like the rest of us.

Those teachers, interrupting the educational process by being paid fair salaries. Wait'll ya see the egg on their faces when we cut their pay, slash their benefits, and eliminate their tenure, and we can finally give kids the education they deserve.

I mean, it's genius really. Once we make teaching as undesirable a profession as possible, and then fire all the teachers we can, everything will magically be all better...we promise!

They get 3 months off! What more could they ask for? :smuggo:

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

the_steve posted:

They get 3 months off! What more could they ask for? :smuggo:

At the end of the year, if they're been really good and got the test scores high enough, they get to pick out a kid and bring them home!

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Cruel and Unusual posted:

There's also "The Bosses of the Senate."



I'm glad we finally weakened the influence of trusts like Big Paper Bag in the back there.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he





:effort:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


That's not how you spell "homophobe".



Ted Rall's art has improved.

MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
That Homer Simpson is slowly devolving into something resembling Shmorky's bart Simson thread

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bart-simson-thred/1/

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
When a fry cook wants a raise: "You should've got a degree!"
When a teacher wants a raise: "Be grateful you're making more than the fry cook!"

It's genius, really.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

That dude on the right has the biggest gunt ever.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Mountain Dew. It'll make you wanna shoot yore neighbour!

EDIT: Actally, Mountain Dew: Like getting shot in the gut!

bunnyofdoom fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Sep 8, 2014

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Didn't leave the all-caps "gently caress" at the bottom, 0/10.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Robot Crocodiles? That is awesome.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Close, but actually they're mitre (pope hat) alligators.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Elliotw2 posted:

Close, but actually they're mitre (pope hat) alligators.

Robotic popes? drat, the church really stepped up their awesome program.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

cheetah7071 posted:

Didn't leave the all-caps "gently caress" at the bottom, 0/10.
Kelly is a family cartoonist :colbert:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

bunnyofdoom posted:

Robotic popes? drat, the church really stepped up their awesome program.

Oh, that is only the first step...

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

That pope hat croc is some metal rear end poo poo.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Rorus Raz posted:

Kelly is a family cartoonist :colbert:

More like a dysfunctional-family cartoonist!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



That's not how you spell "homophobe".

Commentary on the casket being full, but still missing a good person. AGC.

Super Saiyan Mr. T
Nov 7, 2009

I pity the FOOOOOOOOL!

Given that I can't buy wine in grocery stores and liquor stores are closed on Sundays and all holidays here, I unironically agree with this sentiment. gently caress blue laws.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Super Saiyan Mr. T posted:

Given that I can't buy wine in grocery stores and liquor stores are closed on Sundays and all holidays here, I unironically agree with this sentiment. gently caress blue laws.

Lol sorry about your poo poo hole state *buys three 40s from a shop one block away at 1:30 am sunday*

Super Saiyan Mr. T
Nov 7, 2009

I pity the FOOOOOOOOL!

Chard posted:

Lol sorry about your poo poo hole state *buys three 40s from a shop one block away at 1:30 am sunday*

It's Tennessee, it's a pretty poo poo state but I can't afford to move anywhere better on my current salary.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Kakairo posted:

I'm glad we finally weakened the influence of trusts like Big Paper Bag in the back there.
Also Big Envelope.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

Phlegmish posted:

Is this from some kind of weird Baudrillard comic?

Sort of, it's been passed around online for a while but I tracked it down to Introducing Postmodernism: A Graphic Guide which has loads of illustrations in a similar vein:





:can:

(published in 2003 as you can probably tell)

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Oh yeah Ramirez, please tell us all of your assuredly informed opinions on the Japanese economy. :allears:

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013

RyokoTK posted:

Oh yeah Ramirez, please tell us all of your assuredly informed opinions on the Japanese economy. :allears:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Wait, did he finally listen to people pointing out Japan has a higher corporate tax rate?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

1

2

3
People jumping the gun on this poo poo.

4
Whether they beat women or not, you don't draw a black man like a gorilla, you dip.

5
When isn't the world in crisis?

6
The golden calf's OS was really overrated.

7
Eh, good enough.

8
Some new guy on Cagle. With timely references like Angry Birds, I'm sure we can expect good things.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Rorus Raz posted:

3
People jumping the gun on this poo poo.
9/11, when the war on Muslims truly began.

quote:

5
When isn't the world in crisis?
SWEN bravely marches on, even into other cartoonists' work.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Rorus Raz posted:

8
Some new guy on Cagle. With timely references like Angry Birds, I'm sure we can expect good things.
I guess he's been sitting on that masterpiece for a while but he could've at least changed it to ISIS Edition. Or whatever they're called this week.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


We really should do something about the media only being allowed to cover one news story at a time.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Rorus Raz posted:

4
Whether they beat women or not, you don't draw a black man like a gorilla, you dip.

This one sucks not only for the reason you said, but it conflates "let's punish nfl players for beating their wife" with "uh oh better do the dishes or my wife will have me arrested, is this what America's come to?"

It's like people who think feminism = all men will become subservient beta pansies to women. I mean, it's not that bad, it's mostly a cutesy joke, but i think the joke itself it is rooted in these kinds of sentiments.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

:byodood: :golf:



:byodood: :golf:



I am rapidly unable to handle this golf poo poo constantly.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Rorus Raz posted:

3
People jumping the gun on this poo poo.

If the 2nd piece of paper said "We have always been at war with" it could be a Good cartoon

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

We really should do something about the media only being allowed to cover one news story at a time.

At least he didn't copy-paste Cagle's trusty vacuous stampeding news-herd.

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Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012


quote:

Skirting the Issue.

Does this mangled garbage even count as a pun.

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