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Snowdens Secret posted:So is this the biggest success story out of kk at this point or what I heard one of them became a mod on a very prestigious internet forum.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Gleep's me mate I'll bash yore fookin 'ead in oval office Yeah see ill beat ya wit me wee mate AB here ya cunts Snowdens Secret posted:Man I'd forgotten how short Karate Kid 4 was Huh I guess so.
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Some fucker in Augusta GA living in a mobile home park is trying to steal my identity. Fortunately he is a dumbass and I caught it early when I saw a hard inquiry on my credit report from Comcast. Called up Comcast and they were surprisingly helpful. Got the guys address and was super tempted to call up some of my friends still at Fort Gordon after getting the run around from three different police agencies, but ended up getting a report filed with the FTC, Postal Inspector, my local sheriff's dept and the three credit bureaus. I'll see if they actually do anything about it (Probably not).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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Aug 12, 2014 20:07
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so... two home alarm salesmen just pulled up to try to pitch me on upgrading my alarm and it escalated to them running for their car in less than a minute. you can only say 'no thank you' so many times before 'get off my property' starts coming out and the salesmen start saying poo poo like 'you deserve to get robbed'. chasing their car into the street with my old security system sign probably wasn't a great idea either.
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Aug 12, 2014 20:21
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gently caress this godawful shithole city
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Aug 12, 2014 20:25
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why do i get the feeling you're going to be front page cnn one day for a home invasion shooting
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Aug 12, 2014 20:26
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I don't have any guns. but I have a small abundance of hand axes. and knives. Some nice, sharp Henckels and a small selection of lovely chinese steel.
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Aug 12, 2014 20:27
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:so... if they were minorities or redneck trash then they were probably gonna case your house and rob it after doing an "inspection"
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Aug 12, 2014 20:28
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Meowlins should make a tshirt for you with CASTLE DOCTRINE on it for the next time they come
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Aug 12, 2014 20:29
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 I AM PREJUDICED AGAINST YOUR SUPPOSED "PRIVILEGE" TO CONTINUE LIVING AFTER STEPPING FOOT ON MY PROPERTY
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Aug 12, 2014 20:32
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Meowlins should make a tshirt for you with CASTLE DOCTRINE on it for the next time they come yeah meowlins, I could always use another shirt. Size L please, my goondom is receding again. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:if they were minorities or redneck trash then they were probably gonna case your house and rob it after doing an "inspection" white, newer nissan versa 4dr with out of state tags (south carolina), two white guys dressed as you would expect salesmen to be dressed. tried to leave a business card but run back to the car before they could. My neighborhood is perfectly fine. It's a decent mix of all races (my direct neighbors are chinese and hispanic, two houses down each way are black). I mean for fucks' sake, my neighbor street parks his expensive sports cars and routinely leaves poo poo out that's worth more than anything in my house. meanwhile, I have a basketball hoop that's all the rage with the neighborhood kids, apparently (I don't care, they can play hoops). to come into my neighborhood and start insulting my neighbors as a threat, well, that seemed worth getting very pissed over. very quickly. fun times. oh, and my roommate is black, should I just start assuming he's going to rob me? CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Aug 12, 2014 20:35
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only if you're going to pull a zimmerman
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Aug 12, 2014 20:43
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well then nah, dude's cool and routinely brings through amazing tail. if nothing else that's entertainment enough.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:so... i've had fucks like that come by my house. after i say NO a few times they always ask "can we leave a sign here as a courtesy for you?!??" and i'm like gently caress NO i'm not letting you mark my loving house
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:white, newer nissan versa 4dr with out of state tags (south carolina), two white guys dressed as you would expect salesmen to be dressed. tried to leave a business card but run back to the car before they could. Are you sure they weren't Mormons Maybe you really, really misinterpreted the security they were offering
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Aug 12, 2014 22:26
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ded posted:i've had fucks like that come by my house. after i say NO a few times they always ask "can we leave a sign here as a courtesy for you?!??" and i'm like gently caress NO i'm not letting you mark my loving house lol what that's the most suspiscious sounding thing I've ever heard.
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gleep gloop posted:lol what that's the most suspiscious sounding thing I've ever heard. I think it's just free advertising for them, free chance to scare off robbers for you.
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Aug 12, 2014 22:30
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Snowdens Secret posted:Are you sure they weren't Mormons not like any mormons I've ever met. that's why I'm usually polite the first few times I say no in various ways. when I start exuding crazy is when you start trying to justify me on poo poo I don't need. and mormons tend to pick up on a bad vibe really easy so they leave me alone after the first 'no thanks'. I just need to hang a large sign that says 'no trespassing/soliciting/proselytizing' and call it a day, so I can call fuzz and wait 30 minutes for them to show up for a complaint of people not being able to read a warning sign.
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All that effort to save it as a .jpg. Stupid feminists. Educate yourselves.
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Aug 12, 2014 23:26
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gleep gloop posted:lol what that's the most suspiscious sounding thing I've ever heard. Victor Vermis posted:I think it's just free advertising for them, free chance to scare off robbers for you. dudes have been known to use those 'free signs' as markers for houses to hit
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Aug 13, 2014 00:36
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regardless, I'm still not keen on two out-of-towners (SC tags and all) trying to tell me my neighborhood is a haven for crime. granted, memphis is pretty goddamn lovely, but I don't live in the motherfucking hood. I live in a nice, quiet part of town surrounded by families and old-timers. I'm the stand-out here, everyone knows it, but they tolerate my crazy because I'm quiet. one of the neighbors did see me chasing them out of the driveway with the sign. he's a parent to two of the kids that shoot hoops here sometimes. I'm more worried that I spooked him because he's a nice guy. kinda explained it off to him in a hurry but I was pretty visibly pissed and he recognized/respected that. thankfully this all happened during school hours so no neighborhood kids got to see me behaving badly.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:thankfully this all happened during school hours so no neighborhood kids got to see me behaving badly. isn't this still the summer break for schools, or is that just for the north-eastern states?
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:oh, and my roommate is black, should I just start assuming he's going to rob me? when the race war begins hes gonna disembowel you as you sleep m8
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Aug 13, 2014 02:31
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/\ can't wait m8 after googling it, door to door alarm sales is apparently a well-known scam. if I pissed them off badly enough for them to try to come back, they're getting axes in their faces. county/city schools opened on august 4th here. no idea why. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Aug 13, 2014 02:34
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looking forward to the new season of the league coming up. mainly so I can finally watch the Raft and Dirty Randy episode with amazon prime.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:when the race war begins hes gonna disembowel you as you sleep m8 Nah I've fist bumped this guy before. He's cool. YOU GONNA GET RAPED I'm loling at them trying to sell you on the need for security. When the thieves come, is it the Ariel Atom, Lambo, or Kia they're going for first? Should have had the roomie come up out of the garage and pretend to stand his ground on them lol. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Aug 13, 2014 05:23
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One of my kittens got into the crawlspace under the floor and I can't get her out.  Still better than the air force
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SperginMcBadposter posted:One of my kittens got into the crawlspace under the floor and I can't get her out. If it were a dog that was stuck, GiP would mobilize a task force to extract and rub is belly. Rethink your life m8
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SperginMcBadposter posted:One of my kittens got into the crawlspace under the floor and I can't get her out. If it was a dog I'd already be in my car on the way there and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
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Booblord Zagats posted:If it were a dog that was stuck, GiP would mobilize a task force to extract and rub is belly. Rethink your life m8 Hes too fat to fit down there tho  
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that reminds me, I finally got around to getting a shedding hook for Frank. until now I've been using a shedding brush which loving sucks fat donkey balls. I swear there's at least a pound of hair floating around in the back yard.
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