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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
time to buy a massive loving case for my apple watch so that people will notice it from a greater distance

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The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Dirk Pitt posted:

Not to get all sales numbery, but the Apple watch demand is pretty decent from initial impressions, unless Apple is fudging numbers/supply. We are working on some cool poo poo that will actually work on an Apple Watch/Anroid Wear device. Sorry you are a shut-in nerd.
how do the nerds who ordered 15 different watches to compare and return at least 14 of them affect these numbers?

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Valeyard posted:

dont know whatt they are sorry

like burger king chicken fries but with donkey

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Citizen Tayne posted:

honky fries. lmao

lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

The Leck posted:

how do the nerds who ordered 15 different watches to compare and return at least 14 of them affect these numbers?

cant you read he cant get all sales numbery. he just cant do it man so stop asking okay, its just not possible

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
but just you wait hes going to revolutionize your goddamn wrist with the coolest loving thing you've ever seen. on your wrist

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Quote:
Originally Posted by jds4300 View Post
Absolutely positively not. I own the Sapphire Glass Stainless with the black band in 42mm. Owned it for a week now. It looks cheap, feels cheap and fails to accurately update DJIA quotes and Weather temperature changes. Also, the watch faces are ATROCIOUS. My watch is getting returned tomorrow. Apple has released an over priced over hyped failure of a watch. I am thoroughly disappointed in Apple. My 2012 $299 Galaxy Gear was more functional, more reliable, and felt better on my wrist than this $600 2015 Apple Watch.

quote:

You use an otterbox defender for your iPhone 6, this tells me everything I need to know about you lolllll

quote:

AHAHAHAHA...so true!!!

The Gillman fucked around with this message at 01:34 on May 19, 2015

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Beeftweeter posted:

but just you wait hes going to revolutionize your goddamn wrist with the coolest loving thing you've ever seen. on your wrist

:smith: I'm just building functionality to unlock doors

Dirk Pitt fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 19, 2015

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Dirk Pitt posted:

:smith: I'm just building functionality to unlock doors

lol

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

pram posted:

what's wrong. with donkey fries

They're bad http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

quote:

What accounts for the vast difference between the Donkey Sauce recipe you’ve published and the Donkey Sauce in your restaurant? Why has the hearty, rustic appeal of roasted-garlic mayonnaise been replaced by something that tastes like Miracle Whip with minced raw garlic?

And when we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

oh man i forgot about this review. so delicious.

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

if you eat in times square you deserve everything you get

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

I once ate at the red lobster in Times Square
there was a guy passed out in the next booth with his pants halfway down

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

AWWNAW posted:

I once ate at the red lobster in Times Square
there was a guy passed out in the next booth with his pants halfway down
I said I was sorry, Jesus Christ

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

being able to read your watch in a well lit area? edge case, ship it

e: is that an otter box for the watch

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Blue Train posted:

being able to read your watch in a well lit area? edge case, ship it

e: is that an otter box for the watch

spiegen i believe

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

triple sulk posted:

spiegen i believe

Logikv9 posted:

time to buy a massive loving case for my apple watch so that people will notice it from a greater distance

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


that's basically a ripoff of a g-shock case design

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Valeyard posted:

dont know whatt they are sorry

deep-fried donkey penis

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

triple sulk posted:

spergin i believe

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Goldmine!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

that's basically a ripoff of a g-shock case design

RUGGED ARMOR


SHOCK RESIST

pram
Jun 10, 2001

guy fieri was there and i got his autograph

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

zen death robot posted:

you just posted about getting a bj at a retail store so what the gently caress do you know about sophistication?

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
did you get the job lol jk jk

pram
Jun 10, 2001

crusader_complex posted:

did you get the job lol jk jk

:cawg:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
here in new york city (world capital of culture) i havent seen a single apple watch. we have this restaurant here called chipotle? any of you flyover fucks know what im talking about? its good

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
So I've been using a stainless steel because I didn't want to commit to the Edition if it turned out I really didn't use/want the watch, but over the last couple of weeks it's really become indispensable. So this morning my old watch is on it's way back and in 3-4 weeks I should have the 42mm rose gold! :)

vvv Probably sell it, if I can get 50% back after a year I'll be happy. vvv

Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 22:36 on May 19, 2015

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Hasters posted:

So I've been using a stainless steel because I didn't want to commit to the Edition if it turned out I really didn't use/want the watch, but over the last couple of weeks it's really become indispensable. So this morning my old watch is on it's way back and in 3-4 weeks I should have the 42mm rose gold! :)

is that the $12000 iwatch? whats he going to do when the iwatch 2 comes out?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


rich people sure do love having obsolete trash

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

rich people sure do love having obsolete trash

they buy expensive vintage sports cars that can be outperformed by a base model honda accord too

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


a vintage sports car is the same as an old apple watch - qirex at a rap concert

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

unnecessary gaudy object purchased as conspicuous display of wealth

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

maniacdevnull posted:

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

i like my oatmeal lumpy

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

JFairfax posted:

i like my oatmeal lumpy
i like the girls with the boom

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Dirk Pitt posted:

:smith: I'm just building functionality to unlock doors

lol that actually does sound kinda cool

but really it has the same problem as the apple watch itself in that it does the same thing as something you already have in your pocket. only instead of swapping one thing with one thing its two and one of them looks stupid and gets horrible battery life

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
do you do the open sesame thing with your wrist-strapped computer key

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Beeftweeter posted:

lol that actually does sound kinda cool

but really it has the same problem as the apple watch itself in that it does the same thing as something you already have in your pocket. only instead of swapping one thing with one thing its two and one of them looks stupid and gets horrible battery life

I can't wait to see idiots get locked out of their houses because their watch battery went dead

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AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

pram posted:

here in new york city (world capital of culture) i havent seen a single apple watch. we have this restaurant here called chipotle? any of you flyover fucks know what im talking about? its good

I have yet to see one in Chicago (world capital of hot dogs) either, where are all these smart watches going

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