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Zombiepop posted:I failed I also got circumcised at an older age (11), so I feel your pain. Recovery sucks, especially the first 7-10 days. Hang in there and try not to get a boner! The thing from Bubble Boy works surprisingly well.
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Thanks man, So far I have managed to avoid getting a boner, but one of stitches got loose and now there is blood everywhere.  Im very worried but its probably nothing. Anyway three days without jackin it now :p
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Asked out a girl I like. She just wants to be friends. Still zero matches on Tinder.
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Dec 11, 2014 00:27
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Less Is Definitely posted:Asked out a girl I like. She just wants to be friends. protip: be her friend and hook up with her friends also you should consider rebooting your persona. See if you can get your hands on ketamine/Ayahuasca/peyote/lsd/magic mushrooms/dmt and just go on a 3 day mystical journey until you find yourself. Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 11, 2014 |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Asked out a girl I like. She just wants to be friends. I think i can help you tinder to get tender, basically you need to be really attractive like me.
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Dec 11, 2014 03:04
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Nation posted:I think i can help you tinder to get tender, basically you need to be really attractive like me. how many bare chest shots do you use?
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Nation posted:I think i can help you tinder to get tender, basically you need to be really attractive like me.
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Top City Homo posted:how many bare chest shots do you use? My first picture is me with two of my very attractive sisters on either side and we are all laughing i think that helps, makes it look like i am a fun loving guy, can handle two girls etc. I have a side on picture with just a bit of abs showing as well as some bi/tri action as i am singing into a microphone. Again i am having fun and singing (possibly really well, who is to know its a picture?! Then i have a formal picture wearing a shirt sitting with my arm around a girl looking suave. Amateur Saboteur posted:i enjoy gloating over suicidal depressive people also I don't think being suicidal and depressive makes him unable to understand humor.
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Nation posted:I don't think being suicidal and depressive makes him unable to understand humor. It indeed does not. However, you do come off as gloating and insensitive.
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Zombiepop posted:I failed how old are you?
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Top City Homo posted:protip: be her friend and hook up with her friends I'll try to stay friends with her, but if she hooks up with someone, I probably won't be able meet her anymore. Pretty sure I can't handle that right now. Top City Homo posted:See if you can get your hands on ketamine/Ayahuasca/peyote/lsd/magic mushrooms/dmt and just go on a 3 day mystical journey until you find yourself. You're probably facetious, but at this point I could see myself trying that. No idea how to aquire drugs though.
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If you're serious I would start with just one hallucinogen at a time and see how that goes.
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Less Is Definitely posted:I'll try to stay friends with her, but if she hooks up with someone, I probably won't be able meet her anymore. Pretty sure I can't handle that right now. see if you can throw a party for the new years. invite her and her friends and your friends and hook up with the hottest friend she has or the fattest, or the skinniest or whomever. pick one or two. if you invite enough people you are the star because you got people together and they are having fun around you. literally everything will be on your side to hook up. then you can stay friends with her and also have regular sex with a pretty girl who is her friend thats how you get on the gently caress train as long as you are on it will take you to wonderful places, maybe even back to the girl eventually. quote:You're probably facetious, but at this point I could see myself trying that. No idea how to aquire drugs though. im serious. head shops all over europe sell dried magic mushrooms and cacti and bark to make the mixtures. you just need to look online and get what you want and then look at the cooking instructions its not expensive and it might help you get over yourself
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Depending on where you live the easiest thing to source would probably be the mescaline containing cactus yeah, just google and make sure you're getting the right one and follow instructions on how to boil it down. Shrooms also grow wild but harvesting them is dangerous as gently caress if you don't know what you're doing so I would avoid that.
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Less Is Definitely posted:I'll try to stay friends with her, but if she hooks up with someone, I probably won't be able meet her anymore. Pretty sure I can't handle that right now. Sorry in advance for the big block o words. I cant say that I am the same boat as you as I am younger then you are but I can try to give you some advice that helped me. For the first 30ish days of my run I just plain did not look for relationships, sex or otherwise even though pretty much most of my life I had always wanted to be in one.You are going relapse a couple times, it sucks and can make you feel like poo poo especially if you are doing this to try to fix problems. Keep at it though, I must have gone through like 6 relapses until me current run and it does get easier, streaks get longer. Also I found that once I stopped giving a gently caress about not ever being in a relationship before/ not being in one that social things and dealing with loneliness became way easier. Try to do activities that have people you can mingle with, go to bar/out a gently caress ton with a group of people if you can, don't expect to bring home someone everynight or even at all and just try to have a good time and mingle, you never know who you might meet out there.
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Top City Homo posted:see if you can throw a party for the new years. invite her and her friends and your friends and hook up with the hottest friend she has or the fattest, or the skinniest or whomever. pick one or two. if you invite enough people you are the star because you got people together and they are having fun around you. literally everything will be on your side to hook up. The turnout for my 30th birthday was pretty dismal. I don't have a strong enough network of friends for a whole party. Got an invitation to the New Year's Eve party of another friend though, which is nice. Top City Homo posted:head shops all over europe sell dried magic mushrooms and cacti and bark to make the mixtures. you just need to look online and get what you want and then look at the cooking instructions I have a friend who is into drugs. I know he did mushrooms before. It's something I might ask him about; not for "rebooting my persona", but because it might be an interesting experience. Telsa Cola posted:Also I found that once I stopped giving a gently caress about not ever being in a relationship before/ not being in one that social things and dealing with loneliness became way easier. Try to do activities that have people you can mingle with, go to bar/out a gently caress ton with a group of people if you can, don't expect to bring home someone everynight or even at all and just try to have a good time and mingle, you never know who you might meet out there. This is all good, honestly. My problem right now is I have been doing exactly that for the past fifteen years. Friendships worked out to some degree, just never found a woman who wanted to be in a relationship with me. I find it increasingly difficult to pick myself up again and again. I feel so exhausted.
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Moridin920 posted:how old are you?
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Less Is Definitely posted:This is all good, honestly. My problem right now is I have been doing exactly that for the past fifteen years. Friendships worked out to some degree, just never found a woman who wanted to be in a relationship with me. I find it increasingly difficult to pick myself up again and again. I feel so exhausted. what it won't be is easy, and at the same time almost nothing easy is truly fulfilling regardless. you are trying to attract a mate, but remove your ego from the situation and look at it objectively..picture your ideal woman, now imagine you ARE her, would you date you?? (be honest it's your life). pick out all the changeable reasons why not and go loving hard working to fix them. realize that you will never be anyone else but you, so it's your job to become the best version of you. stop eating junk, get a gym membership, talk to random people, look them in the eye, love yourself and be confident that you are in fact you and no one can gently caress with that. this will NOT be easy or comfortable, you are both a slab of marble and a sculptor. CHISLE yourself into who you want to be (which being the marble will probably hurt like poo poo) and emerge a beautiful being. then you can find a woman, not soon, but soon enough, and the timer starts the moment you get serious about what you want from life.
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Hey, I realize you mean well, and maybe I wasn't totally clear in my post, but what I meant was: I spent all those years trying to improve myself. Fifteen years ago, I was a traumatized teenager who wouldn't even leave the house due to social anxiety. I made a lot of progress since then. I do a lot of sports, groom myself and try to dress well. I love going out and interacting with people. I have a few good friends and a job I actually like. Because of my past, there are still lingering insecurities and emotional vulnerabilities, but many people also tell me I am generally a pleasant person to be around. I used to think there was something wrong with my face, used to suffer pretty badly from body dismorphic disorder due to teasing in my troubled schooldays, but therapists and fellow inpatients told me I'm actually good-looking. To answer your question: Yes, I would date myself.
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Less Is Definitely posted:It indeed does not. However, you do come off as gloating and insensitive. definitely, but its a parody i assure you - I don't think sounding like a douche gets you anywhere with women, i am sincere, honest and nice. Serious points; mushrooms / trips are great for depression and a big hit in the perspective on life department. Have you ever traveled? I went solo for 6 years around the world, it was the scariest and best thing ive ever done. gently caress your job, gently caress any material poo poo you have just go live a little. If you have spent 15 years doing the same thing and you are unhappy take a risk and gently caress your life up. Work out that sexy body as well it will always help with self confidence, eat decent food that you enjoy, yell at stuff, get drunk, get sober, its about you feeling self worth more than anything else. Always be looking to make friends and not get laid - you get laid a lot more.
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Less Is Definitely posted:Hey, I realize you mean well, and maybe I wasn't totally clear in my post, but what I meant was: I spent all those years trying to improve myself. Fifteen years ago, I was a traumatized teenager who wouldn't even leave the house due to social anxiety. I made a lot of progress since then. I do a lot of sports, groom myself and try to dress well. I love going out and interacting with people. I have a few good friends and a job I actually like. Because of my past, there are still lingering insecurities and emotional vulnerabilities, but many people also tell me I am generally a pleasant person to be around. I used to think there was something wrong with my face, used to suffer pretty badly from body dismorphic disorder due to teasing in my troubled schooldays, but therapists and fellow inpatients told me I'm actually good-looking. maybe i misread your post, but whatever you've been doing for 15 years or whatever hasn't worked, face it. so it's time to crank up the dial or mix poo poo completely up. when i was 15 i believed i would date myself, i never had a girlfriend at that point and was so eager i knew i'd treat her better than any man if she just gave me a shot! in retrospect though, i wouldn't date me because removing my ego, i was just so mediocre. i didn't know how to be the best me yet. my body was soft, nothing defined or particularly attractive stood out, my style was meh, and my main priorities were video games and porn. i had a heart of gold and people found me funny, sure but we are just one fish in the ocean swimming with a million others.. you have to bring something to the table that stands out, and that means working HARDER than the other fish which, if you are dealing with what you say you are today, you haven't been. you need to practice mindfulness and meditation and realize how amazing it is to be alive regardless of circumstance. you are in this thread because you are a porn addict (do not deny this you toxxed yourself and failed) and your sexualized brain has convinced you that sex is, in fact a crucial part of your life's fulfillment. but knocking off some tinder floozy will not cure your depression. what would be better for you is a humble (you probably need to start by seriously lowering your standards) , but caring woman to be consistently intimate with. and not to bang her like a porn star either, but to make some sweet rear end love to. forget about seeking advice to pick up bar chicks man, they are not going to love you. american pie culture is bullshit, 'getting laid' is not the be-all end-all path to happiness, and not even that particularly important.
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Alright all we are almost through ! 2 DAYS TO GO SPRINT FOR THE LIFE WIN!
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Top City Homo posted:Alright all we are almost through ! Twitching in anticipation  I'm back home on the 24th so that's my target.
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im still done with porn no matter what, shits gross and dumb
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Nation posted:im still done with porn no matter what, shits gross and dumb uh no, you're totally wrong girls love it when you jack you dick in their face for 5 minutes before cumming in their eyes also rear end to mouth they love that too
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Yea but no more watching it, i want to be doing it, live the dream man.
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Nation posted:im still done with porn no matter what, shits gross and dumb
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So is this actually working out for you guys? Have you achieved your objectives of getting erections from normal sexual interaction again?
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Dec 14, 2014 09:49
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 LAST DAY EVERYONE Most of you are on your last day for everyone else. Good luck!
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Gridlocked posted:So is this actually working out for you guys? Have you achieved your objectives of getting erections from normal sexual interaction again? 30 days is by many accounts..not nearly enough time for most people and truthfully if anyone has actually made it a full 30 and then immediately indulges porn all the progress will be utterly undone.
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I expect the entire internet to slow down tomorrow as you goons stream/download every last piece of anal gaping porn on the internet
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Bumping this for the big day. Hope you have all wiped off your desks
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE WHO COMPLETED THIS ORDEAL YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE GOOD LUCK I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU IN THE NEW YEAR! TO THOSE STILL DOING IT WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
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my dick is very wet thanks to this thread and my fingers stank
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Just a little motivation for you boys. Keep up the good work porn was here Reach for the sky! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Champ Baldoon posted:Just a little motivation for you boys. Keep up the good work That's one ugly rear end dick. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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THANKS MODS
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Amateur Saboteur posted:i didn't know how to be the best me yet. my body was soft, nothing defined or particularly attractive stood out, my style was meh, and my main priorities were video games and porn. i had a heart of gold and people found me funny, sure but we are just one fish in the ocean swimming with a million others.. you have to bring something to the table that stands out, and that means working HARDER than the other fish which, if you are dealing with what you say you are today, you haven't been. you gotta build up your personal brand and optimize your social media presence to become a valuable asset in the sexual marketplace. apply neoliberal praxis to your every day life and all human interaction, that certainly won't make you feel even more alienated and insufficient
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