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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Sturridge Benteke Ings Origi. City have Aguero, sure, but who else would you take over a fit Sturridge in this league?

We have a lot of garbageman players but strikers is not it.

If you're allowed to just make up a player then I'll take "a good Falcao"

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
18 year old jermain defoe on klopp drugs

Jonathan woodgate but he can't get injured

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Barry Shitpeas posted:

If you're allowed to just make up a player then I'll take "a good Falcao"

What about big Diego Costa

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

18 year old jermain defoe on klopp drugs

Jonathan woodgate but he can't get injured

Dean Ashton

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
*In Ninpo voice* If Louis Saha had been able to stay fit he would have been the best striker in the world

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Weaponized Cum posted:

to all you idiots saying mourinho or klop, wake the gently caress up, liverpool sucks and they're gonna get some journeyman wasteman

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Can't wait for the Klopp face vs the Mourinho face/eye gouge fight

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
I didn't think we would get Klopp being honest.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
seems official now

Truth
Feb 24, 2005
Klopp has landed! :toot:

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Lmao redditors are stalking this private jet that left dortmund and headed to us. What a time to be alive.

http://www.flightradar24.com/LNX30HY/7a51984

It's gonna land somewhere random and everyone's gonna cry and look for the next one.

lol it's landed now

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing


5 times bitch

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




So that was actually his plane, haha loving hell.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

c0burn posted:



5 times bitch

:captainpop:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

c0burn posted:



5 times bitch

lmao

Can't believe I watched that for 5 minutes what am I doing with my life

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

EvilHawk posted:

lmao

Can't believe I watched that for 5 minutes what am I doing with my life

you must be used to saying this as a Liverpool fan

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hoops posted:

I didn't think we would get Klopp being honest.

you made him one of the best paid managers in the world, he'd be a bona fide retard to refuse the job

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Klopp gonna rule

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

c0burn posted:



5 times bitch
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp flew right over my mum and dads house :allears:

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

mackintosh posted:

you made him one of the best paid managers in the world, he'd be a bona fide retard to refuse the job
Everyone would be a retard to turn down Anfield nights, those passionate fans, YNWA ringing out from thousands of voices joined as one. The Beatles. That scouse sense of humour

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Hoops posted:

Everyone would be a retard to turn down Anfield nights, those passionate fans, YNWA ringing out from thousands of voices joined as one. The Beatles. That scouse sense of humour

and all the river-based plays his heart desires

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

c0burn posted:



5 times bitch

Update: A second plane has landed, anyone have an idea of what this means?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Update: A second plane has landed, anyone have an idea of what this means?



lol

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Update: A second plane has landed, anyone have an idea of what this means?



nice

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Update: A second plane has landed, anyone have an idea of what this means?



Goldmine.

aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.
Pretty much waiting for the news to break Klopp has been offered a contract at Chelsea that he will accept and Mo' will serve as his assistant. Liverpool will then panic and fill the void with this man....



It's what we deserve :unsmith:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I will be dancing in the streets tonight. I'm booming like a five year old on too much sugar. I think we might win the CL this year, boys!

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Don't care what anyone says, I'm awfully excited about this

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Xabi posted:

I will be dancing in the streets tonight. I'm booming like a five year old on too much sugar. I think we might win the CL this year, boys!

We'll have to wait till 2017 to lift big ears, but it's basically settled. You getting a tattoo as well?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

The Big Taff Man posted:

So how long should he wait?

I dont see why Klopp to Liverpool is a suprise. Klopp to Newcastle would be a suprise.

I would expect him to take over A Big Club in the summer. Taking over a team in 10th in October that just spent a bunch of money to get worse is surprising in this boobie's opinión.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
I don't like Liverpool having a likable manager. I don't like it at all

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Brendan Rodgers posted:

We'll have to wait till 2017 to lift big ears, but it's basically settled. You getting a tattoo as well?
Yes. My second.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I don't like Liverpool having a likable manager. I don't like it at all

Good thing that isn't changing then

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Dunban posted:

Good thing that isn't changing then
he seems very affable for a German

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

tetsuo posted:

he seems very affable for a German

He's a massive twat. Not quite on Mourinho's level, but close.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm not ashamed to say it but I don't know much about Jurgen Klopp. I know he won things but I have never heard him speak and am unsure of his temperament.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Dunban posted:

He's a massive twat. Not quite on Mourinho's level, but close.

Good.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

agreed

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

http://gfycat.com/WeirdAlienatedKitten

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Interesting that all the germanposters who know the Bundesliga in and out don't rate Klopp. Makes you think.

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