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Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Kennel posted:

HACK THE BONE. HACK THE BOOOOONE.

Also laughing at the russian cheerleaders gogo dancing in the stands.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:45

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:16

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

strategy talk: why does switzerland go right for the center up front, while canada leaves their stones well short of the house?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:45

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

you irl posted:

strategy talk: why does switzerland go right for the center up front, while canada leaves their stones well short of the house?

personal preference probably.

just different ways of littering up the place and blocking the other teams tosses

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:49

klockwerk: Jun 30, 2007; dsch

Woo!

About time ladies.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:52

queeb: Jun 10, 2004; m

klockwerk posted:

Woo! About time ladies.

canada owns tbh

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:54

klockwerk: Jun 30, 2007; dsch

queeb posted:

canada owns tbh

Holy crap they did it again. :canada:

Edit: Someone .gif that second goal. Wow.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 17:56

SpannerX: Apr 26, 2010; I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.; Fun Shoe

Holy gently caress what a game though, the Finns are really playing hard! Seems like there is more competition now.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:00

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

Cthulu Carl posted:

Kerbal Skiing Program

Hahahahah, this... Yes, just this. If the title ever gets changed, and I'm NOT saying it should, this should be our #2 fallback.
:jeb:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:02

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

more strategy talk: so are the canadians basically conceding this end to the swiss, but trying to limit them to one point? And since they have the last throw in the last end, they can try to make up for it then?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:04

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

just checked the schedule and y'all are getting frothy about men's curling

seriously when is the russian women team going to play, i recently found out they're pretty hot

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:05

SpannerX: Apr 26, 2010; I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.; Fun Shoe

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/02/09/olga_graf_russian_speed_skater_unzips_suit_for_accidental_striptease.html

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:13

halwain: May 31, 2011

Well there isnt anything at all underneath so she should be fine.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:19

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

seriously when is the russian women team going to play, i recently found out they're pretty hot

ludmila privivkova :h:

even though she has what is possibly the worst name ever

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:19

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

SpannerX posted:

Holy gently caress what a game though, the Finns are really playing hard! Seems like there is more competition now.

They played so hard that they got shut out 3-0! YOU JUST GOT TAKEN TO POUND TOWN FINLAND WOOOOOO!

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:20

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

the swiss are playing super defensively. I'm betting they're going to take the easy shot to give up 2 in this end, and then just go stone for stone to take a cheap 1 in the extra end.

edit: assuming jacobs can get his weight right. :negative:

Powershift fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Feb 10, 2014

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Phlegmish posted:

seriously when is the russian women team going to play, i recently found out they're pretty hot

you missed them today

yes they're fine

but i miss cheryl bernard

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:30

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

I swear in like 2006 there was a "Women of Curling" nude calendar.

Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:36

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Vertical Lime posted:

you missed them today

yes they're fine

but i miss cheryl bernard

rename the curling sheet the bone zone

# ? Feb 10, 2014 18:37

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

Still my favourite.

gonnamakeitgonnamakeitgonnamakeit

ohmygodohmygodYAAAAAY

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:11

Dogan: Aug 2, 2006

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:15

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:18

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Dogan posted:

The soda jerk who set that up deserves a big rear end raise.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:28

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Has Russia's greatest been sighted yet?

Alexander Karelin 3 golds and a silver. Also "Karelin's wrestling record is 887 wins and only one loss in his entire sport career" He is a politician now he has to be part of this somehow. EDIT :Ah he carried the torch at one point.

Upsidads fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 10, 2014

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:29

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

Man I could spend all day just watching highlights of people eating poo poo on the slopes. Why is it so funny to watch people fall down?

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:30

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dogan posted:

Way more impressive than anything at the olympics.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:32

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

InterFaced posted:

The soda jerk who set that up deserves a big rear end raise.

idk he forgot a tiny swastika somewhere so pffft

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:32

Overwined: Sep 22, 2008; Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Junkie Disease posted:

Has Russia's greatest been sighted yet?

Alexander Karelin 3 golds and a silver. Also "Karelin's wrestling record is 887 wins and only one loss in his entire sport career" He is a politician now he has to be part of this somehow. EDIT :Ah he carried the torch at one point.

That dude's head.......

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:33

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Wonder if he designed the slopes in this with his hands.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:37

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

Chicken Doodle posted:

Reposting because of the truth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=effb2JYiKXM

Someone got mad:

SBS News posted:

"It's a gross misrepresentation of everything. All of it seems like a lie to me," Niccum, the oldest member of the American luge team at 36 and now a three-time Olympian, told Reuters.

"To compare sports to sexuality is ridiculous," added Niccum of the video, which can be viewed on the Toronto-based organisation's website (https://www.cidi-icdi.ca).

"When we were kids I didn't get on the doubles sled thinking, well it never even crossed my mind, that 'oh, this is gay'. You think of like...wrestlers...football players, or whoever...'oh it's male on male contact so something is going on'. It's just sportsmanship. When did we come so sexual about everything?

those homosexuals ruining our completely not-gay sport with their sexuality :qq:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:40

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Naxuz posted:

Someone got mad:

those homosexuals ruining our completely not-gay sport with their sexuality

Me thinks the luger doth protest too much :gay:

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:42

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

you irl posted:

strategy talk: why does switzerland go right for the center up front, while canada leaves their stones well short of the house?

you can "curl" the stone behind the guards short of the house. this makes them harder to remove later.

# ? Feb 10, 2014 19:42

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Junkie Disease posted:

Has Russia's greatest been sighted yet?

Alexander Karelin 3 golds and a silver. Also "Karelin's wrestling record is 887 wins and only one loss in his entire sport career" He is a politician now he has to be part of this somehow. EDIT :Ah he carried the torch at one point.

he won 4 golds in my heart :ussr: