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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Aren't the factoids supposed to be positive? "Lost to AJ Styles" is a bit of a downer.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



3-Count Crushers

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Blaise330 posted:

Him wandering into other people's promos woulda been a great gimmick.

Especially if he keeps trying to get back to the match he was scheduled for, forever. Just lost on Earth-Promo for the rest of his career, cumulating in the title card TITUS O'NEIL NEVER MADE IT BACK TO HIS MATCH.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I like both these guys why can't they just hug it out and be friends?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bartok posted:

I like both these guys why can't they just hug it out and be friends?

I see a side huglock on my screen

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Dean's only friend is the Big Dog. Oh and Renee I guess.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Is that Mad founder William Gaines?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Blaise330 posted:

Dean's only friend is the Big Dog. Oh and Renee I guess.

Now that Dean and Roman are on different shows, who'll know what temperature the Big Dog likes his water? :(

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ambrose has the worst beard I've ever seen

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
like i dont hate dean but i just find his offense so loving weird the whole brawler thing is just odd

like i feel like he should be more agile and quick, he has the offense that a braun stroman should have minus the suicide dives which he isn't that great at

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Chokes McGee posted:

Carmella sure does enjoy


















BEATINUPNIKKIBELLA :haw:

first she's gonna spend some time with her Hot Caucasian Husband

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Miz's offense looks better than Dean's tbqh

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Ambrose has the worst beard I've ever seen

renee looks good as hell imo

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Basic Chunnel posted:

Miz's offense looks better than Dean's tbqh

agreed

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Ambrose should find a friend in the Lone Wolf.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Codependent Poster posted:

Ambrose has the worst beard I've ever seen

He shaves with a rusty switchblade and a broken car mirror

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Has anyone tapped out to the STF since Kevin Owens last year? I gotta say, Cena may be the most protected wrestler of all time but his finishers sure aren't.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

oatgan posted:

renee looks good as hell imo


I genuinely love it whenever somebody makes this joke

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HitTheTargets posted:

Ambrose should find a friend in the Lone Wolf.

Corbin: gently caress off loser, I hate you.
Dean: It's like we're one mind!

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

oatgan posted:

renee looks good as hell imo

Lmao

But also yes

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
People kicking out of the AA on TV matches.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
so does old' deano have a super finisher

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


oatgan posted:

renee looks good as hell imo

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I mean the whole "jump on the opposite turnbuckle" thing doesn't make Dean's corner clothesline look any better, it just makes him look like a kid pretending to wrestle a big match

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
One thing AJ vs Ambrose had that AJ vs Cena didn't, it didn't have a bazillion finisher kickouts.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
oh wow

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

gud mach

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Oh hey

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I think Cena is legit the first guy to kick outta Dirty Deeds in like a year.

HOLY poo poo AMBROSE WON CLEAN :aaa:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

GeneX posted:

so does old' deano have a super finisher

Yeah the rollup

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
God dammit, Mauro, stop with the tenuous pop culture references.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
wait what

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Get hosed, Cena.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
that match was mediocre, aj and miz are the true main eventers of smackdown

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


...

I love you, Smackdown.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
C'mon guys, pacing is too fast for them finisher spams to work.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Well, I didn't expect that.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
aw sad cena

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Was that the first clean kickout of Dirty Deeds?

...you'd think they would sell that a bit more

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

GeneX posted:

so does old' deano have a super finisher

We just saw it

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