Summerslam 2015: The Old Man and the Beast

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Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Good that this is the first match, let's get these two jobbers out of the way.

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Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

randy!

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I agree with that 3MB sign.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

cronox2 posted:

Takeover (Arena wise) starts with the biggest SAWFT chant ever.

Summerslam starts with loving Orton/Sheamus.

that PAWP tho

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Let's get this over with

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I'm glad they're getting this out of the way early

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ryden: Oct 9, 2011; ACAB

Anyone else getting a "WWE Network video content is currently not available for viewing at this location" error? I just watched Takeover from last night like 3 hours ago and it was perfectly fine. I just wanna watch some wrestlemans :smith:

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Skeezy posted:

when i was told "half-clownface guy" i wasn't entirely certain what to expect but i suppose it should have been that

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

stage setup

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I wonder if this means Sheamus is cashing in

If Randy beats him with a super sick RKO then yeah it's a given.

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Soul Glo posted:

I saw Taker at a Quizno's this Spring. I was standing in his way and he said "Excuse me." and I stared into his face slowly recognizing him and feeling my mind blow into a million pieces.

Maybe he was carb loading for his training.

I had the Chicken Carbonara on wheat, it was good.

thats my favorite sandwich and it breaks my heart that all the quiznos here in memphis closed down. now we just have lovely subway

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

if king drank that dew he woudl die

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21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

L'COMMENTAIRE DU FRANCAIS!

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abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

Dudes I need to say that I actually seriously considered dropping $200 on a get-in ticket at one point and I'm so loving glad I didn't

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

the...french commentary team?

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Soul Glo posted:

I saw Taker at a Quizno's this Spring. I was standing in his way and he said "Excuse me." and I stared into his face slowly recognizing him and feeling my mind blow into a million pieces.

Maybe he was carb loading for his training.

I had the Chicken Carbonara on wheat, it was good.

Surprised he didn't kick you in the dick.

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The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

This match is probably not going to be good.

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Factory Davey: Jan 9, 2010; I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best.

So many foreigners to make stop talking with violence.

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Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Starting the show with a showstoppezzzzzzzzzzzzz *thunk*

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Needs More Ditka posted:

when i was told "half-clownface guy" i wasn't entirely certain what to expect but i suppose it should have been that

hes an rear end hole.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Jerry "The King" Soto

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

What happened to the German announce table?

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Let's get this over with

That describes 3/4ths of the entire card :smithicide:

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Black Is Black: Jan 6, 2007

Glad to see what will probably be the worst match go on first.

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Petit Gregory posted:

Why is Cena standing in front of a crime scene?

Because he's gonna murder the crowd when he comes out.

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abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

Between "Cheap pop!" and "what a shot that is!" King is meta as gently caress tonight

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Both Spanish and French announce table?

poo poo is getting real.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

ryden posted:

Anyone else getting a "WWE Network video content is currently not available for viewing at this location" error? I just watched Takeover from last night like 3 hours ago and it was perfectly fine. I just wanna watch some wrestlemans

I am not. Have you tried resetting your whatever?

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

and the crowd goes mild

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Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

ryden posted:

Anyone else getting a "WWE Network video content is currently not available for viewing at this location" error? I just watched Takeover from last night like 3 hours ago and it was perfectly fine. I just wanna watch some wrestlemans

lots of people

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Does Orton have it written into his contract that he has to have the opening match every night?

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Zyla posted:

if king drank that dew he woudl die

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

FELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

let's go sheamus

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beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Anyone else can't stream it live on the network? Getting a video error. Can start from beginning.

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

BLAGH RUH FALLLAAAAAA

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This is my least hyped for match so starting with it is fine.

Sheamus should win so the feud can continue

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

FELLA!

I will always love that spotlight that makes him somehow look more white than he is.

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

NickRoweFillea posted:

thats my favorite sandwich and it breaks my heart that all the quiznos here in memphis closed down. now we just have lovely subway

Pretty much closed all of them here in Indianapolis too.

Would love if this match was a long "HOW YOU DOIN?" chant

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Sheamus is the worst, and Mr. Money in the Bank

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