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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
I like to put pine needles in my urethra

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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Eat more Chikn

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

I like to put pine needles in my urethra

I'm sorry, you like to do what now?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Nyyen posted:

I'm sorry, you like to do what now?

I would guess he forgot to logout from his friend's computer.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Personally I hate putting pine needles in my urethra but it's too late to stop now. :smith:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



One thing I can tell you is that I strongly prefer pine needles over pine cones in that respect.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

Sub-Actuality posted:

I haven't looked at the Weather Channel's homepage for a pretty long time. What the gently caress happened?



I like to think that those all have really anti-climactic answers when you click through.

"Is This an Alien Vessel? No."

"SHOCKING News on UFOs! Probably not alien in origin."

"Ancient Lifeforms FOUND! It's more dinosaur bones."

"Think You've Seen Fog Before? You are correct."

"Guess Who's Eating Dirt? Worms. Probably kids too."

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

NSFW that, Jesus Christ!

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


That sure sounds like a fun game!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Calm2.jpg right there.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
Obviously the illustrator isn't capable of drawing 2 hands on the same person, and thought they discovered an ingenious loophole for the most formal child

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Flipperwaldt posted:

One thing I can tell you is that I strongly prefer pine needles over pine cones in that respect.

Some people disagree.

:nms::nws:http://stuffinmydick.tumblr.com/post/29273056526/pine-cone:nws::nms:

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:


WHY DID YOU KNOW THAT EXISTED.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Foreskin is not urethra.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Forgall posted:

Foreskin is not urethra.

Don't encourage him, that was bad enough!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aperture Priority posted:

WHY DID YOU KNOW THAT EXISTED.

Seconding this! :psypop:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Aperture Priority posted:

WHY DID YOU KNOW THAT EXISTED.
I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm just a bad person.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007
The New Jersey boardwalk is on fire.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

This reminds me of the much less nsfw, things fitting perfectly into other things blog:
http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Seconding this! :psypop:

Now we all know, and are thus bad people.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Good Citizen posted:

This reminds me of the much less nsfw, things fitting perfectly into other things blog:
http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/

Man, this satisfies the same niche in my brain that stuff like popping bubble-wrap does. The only thing better would be doing the fitting myself.

AltoidsAddict
Sep 13, 2007

when they're yours you'll love them

Skeesix posted:

Now we all know, and are thus bad people.



It wouldn't surprise me at all that Bill Bailey is a feminist.

E: yep, he and Patrick Stewart do work for Fawcett Society, the women's rights organization that puts out that t-shirt.

AltoidsAddict has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Sep 14, 2013

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Please please please we need the story behind this!

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

LingcodKilla posted:

Please please please we need the story behind this!

I think the caption was just something like "Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen photographed together with Elmo in Times Square."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008



via LiarTownUSA

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

howtotrollnerds.jpg

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 12:56 on Sep 14, 2013

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

Istari posted:

I think the caption was just something like "Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen photographed together with Elmo in Times Square."

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/378569295417987074

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

The MSJ posted:

howtotrollnerds.jpg



He's in the new movie too? With the way this is going, are we going to end up with batnipples, supernipples, and nipples the boy wonder?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Bieber and LaBeouf, I heard.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Gorilla Salad posted:

Bieber and LaBeouf, I heard.

I heard Taylor Swift is doing the soundtrack.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Sir Patrick should give that hat back to Edna Birch.

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