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Smoking Crow posted:i makes women have hair like her's Hipster baby
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Sep 5, 2014 18:44
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*to a half formed, hosed up fetus* My name is Lücifer Ryzing. You killed my sex life. Prepare to die.
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Sep 5, 2014 18:45
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I heard that having sex with a woman while she's having a miscarriage will actually help the process. I mean I guess if it's not a fetus yet it doesn't really matter but if it's a still birth your cock can mash up and body to pass the corpse easier.
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Sep 5, 2014 18:45
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I wonder what they would name the kid
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Sep 5, 2014 18:46
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I wonder what they would name the kid jeremy
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Sep 5, 2014 18:46
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She looks like every single girl from my high school who decided after school that being like 20 and having funny hair is magical and that they would be young and "hot" forever, and that they didn't need school, careers, or a healthy relationship because you see "they like music" and "guys hit on them in bars, don't you see how purple my hair is?" Fast forward 5 years, every single last one is hugely fat, pregnant, divorced, every single one has transformed into their own single fat mom, cooking large batches of various spooky ethnic foods. Half of them have let themselves go completely and half keep doing their hair all weird despite their fatness desperately clinging to the good old days, despite only being like 25. All of them still have this huge attitude like "don't you understand I was cool in high school"
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Sep 5, 2014 19:32
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naem posted:She looks like every single girl from my high school who decided after school that being like 20 and having funny hair is magical and that they would be young and "hot" forever, and that they didn't need school, careers, or a healthy relationship because you see "they like music" and "guys hit on them in bars, don't you see how purple my hair is?" i use my dark magic to turn you into a fat single mom with pipe cleaners for hair
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Sep 5, 2014 19:35
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Putty posted:i use my dark magic to turn you into a fat single mom with pipe cleaners for hair I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Sep 5, 2014 19:36
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Can we counter-crowd-fund her sterilization with a stretch goal of mass hipster sterilization?
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Sep 5, 2014 19:38
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she needs a crowd funding to get her tubes tied, can she not think far enough ahead we dont need tiny baby dummy pink hair stupidies in the future
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Sep 5, 2014 19:39
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naem posted:She looks like every single girl from my high school who decided after school that being like 20 and having funny hair is magical and that they would be young and "hot" forever, and that they didn't need school, careers, or a healthy relationship because you see "they like music" and "guys hit on them in bars, don't you see how purple my hair is?" you dont know any hot cool 25 year old hipster girls?
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Sep 5, 2014 19:40
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The worst is in like a small town or medium sized remote city in the Midwest where I grew up, some girl will shave half her hair off an dye some of it purple and there isn't even a relevant youth culture, thing connected to her behavior. It's like, is that punk? Goth? Like it could be 1979, 1994, 2004, or now and the same kind of 20-ish "girl with weird hair and ill fitting shirt who is definitely going to get unexpectedly pregnant soon" would fit into any of them I guess it's like Russia and Adidas track suits
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Sep 5, 2014 19:43
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finally someone uses crowdfunding for a good cause
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Sep 5, 2014 19:48
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Spiky Ooze posted:should have tried patreon shes gonna have to have a monthly abortion for that
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Sep 5, 2014 19:58
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shiksa posted:you dont know any hot cool 25 year old hipster girls? Oh yeah totally I mean, I knew some 35 year olds in grad school who were better looking and more interesting than I'll ever be lol. It was just sobering to see so many of the people I grew up with just fail at "being a person" as if on purpose. I remember having huge nerd crushes on some girl, feeling bad that she'd never date me, and then not many years later she's just melted into goo and I migh as well be flying by on a hover bike with magic powers in comparison. SAVE ME she burbles, wallowing n her filth SAVE ME, FROM MYSELF!! Wet sounds of organic decomposition and bacterial infestation farting glumly from the trenches. I reach down cautiously from my hoverbike, several college degrees firmly in my hand, towards my former crush. One remaining limb rises from the muck, digits fused into a flipper, towards me and salvation. PSYCHE!!! HAW HAW! She pulls the flipper back, flapping wetly into burger king wrappers. I WAS COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! She yodels, sinking finally into the moist pit of her own fatness
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Sep 5, 2014 19:59
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naem posted:She looks like every single girl from my high school who decided after school that being like 20 and having funny hair is magical and that they would be young and "hot" forever, and that they didn't need school, careers, or a healthy relationship because you see "they like music" and "guys hit on them in bars, don't you see how purple my hair is?" Sorry to hear about your high school ex, bro. 
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Sep 5, 2014 20:00
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naem posted:Oh yeah totally I mean, I knew some 35 year olds in grad school who were better looking and more interesting than I'll ever be lol. same
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Sep 5, 2014 20:01
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Heh, I do drink coffee, beer and juice, gently caress you.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:06
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Bloated, purple, dead on a toilet seat
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Sep 5, 2014 20:11
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Didn't something similar happen with a Juggalo chick? And all she really wanted was schwag from some lovely radio show? The internet is stuck in a loop.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:12
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Not Today Satan posted:Didn't something similar happen with a Juggalo chick? And all she really wanted was schwag from some lovely radio show? The internet is stuck in a loop. Nah that baby was well dead naturally.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:14
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That's right, they gave that baby a fine Juggalo funeral.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:15
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honestly kickstarter or w/e should just start a general pool of funds for ppl to get abortions cause really do we need any more kids atm
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Sep 5, 2014 20:16
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Kumo posted:the woman miscarried and will suffer serious physical consequences if the fetus is not removed Unless there's something going on not said if the doctors have said the fetus is dead in her, the doctors will remove it.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:23
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I think she sounds really cool and fast paced, almost like the Need for Speed series.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:35
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sorry double post
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naem posted:Bloated, purple, dead on a toilet seat Elvis?
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Sep 5, 2014 20:39
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naem posted:Oh yeah totally I mean, I knew some 35 year olds in grad school who were better looking and more interesting than I'll ever be lol.
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Sep 5, 2014 20:39
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Idiots will throw money at anything. I'm going to make a gofundme and say if I get 30k ill tattoo hitlers face on my ballsack
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Sep 5, 2014 20:45
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Actually, thinking about it, I'll just do it for free too
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Sep 5, 2014 20:45
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Whatev posted:You're actually dissatisfied with your life and fairly miserable more often than not, so you try to take solace in the seemingly greater misery of others. Not admirable, admiral. GBS is so bitter..
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Sep 5, 2014 20:49
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Whatev posted:You're actually dissatisfied with your life and fairly miserable more often than not, so you try to take solace in the seemingly greater misery of others. Not admirable, admiral. I 100% agree it's just that there used to be "cool kids who were better than me" who I could look up to, aspire to be, perhaps quietly hate on a little. Now it's just me, it is I who am the cool and it's not as good as I'd hoped!!
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Sep 5, 2014 20:52
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naem posted:Oh yeah totally I mean, I knew some 35 year olds in grad school who were better looking and more interesting than I'll ever be lol. Sorry high school was so traumatic bro
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Sep 5, 2014 20:52
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o i c, this is a forced meme this month. there must be a barometric read on social support of x issue just in time for the 2016 presidential primaries to properly polarize the contestants of the circuscake donkey show. gently caress this noise, some ppl have no shame
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Sep 5, 2014 21:04
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hofnar posted:Sorry high school was so traumatic bro I'll tell you whats traumatic, these hoverbike payments!!
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Sep 5, 2014 21:05
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abortion is no big deal at all
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Sep 5, 2014 21:06
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Theshby posted:abortion is no big deal at all who the heck makes a kid whore herself out to crowdsource funds for this bullcrap, this is poorly scripted reformbait
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Sep 5, 2014 21:08
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also why do you need to support someone financially in jail the whole point of jail is that u don't pay for anything
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hofnar posted:Sorry high school was so traumatic bro I don't understand why high school is the end all for so many people. My grandma always loving said she was the prom queen. Who cares you bag of wrinkles, it was 40 years ago! High school was pretty lovely, but once I was done it was more relief that I never had to think about that retarded stuff ever again. There's like 80 years to life and people get stuck on the first 18 of them.
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