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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

naem posted:

The choice of bald aging macho dads since 2006 the last time people wore this

I know a handful of balding 40-something dads who picked up krav maga and mma to feel tuff & cool and be manly role models for their sons and they all love them some affliction

an accurate post

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Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I know a couple where the dude wears tapout and the girl wears edd hardy and they just had a baby and I hope they all loving die or something

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Peppi posted:

I know a couple where the dude wears tapout and the girl wears edd hardy and they just had a baby and I hope they all loving die or something

does the baby wear affliction?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ive never seen a fat dude wearing ed hardy, makes you think

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
when I worked retail years ago there was this one family who would come in every few weeks and buy out ALL of our Ed Hardy, Affliction, Tapout, etc poo poo. They would also be wearing the same brands while they shopped. Tapout hat, Affliction shirt, Ed hardy pants, shoes by another dumb designer. It was ridiculous.

naem
May 29, 2011

See, it looks like a tattoo, but it's a shirt you can take off best of both worlds

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



a friend of mine got made at me because I called his tapout shirt "bedazzled", because the pattern was metallic and very shiny. He also wears a big gold chain and a single earring.

his mom bought him all of those things.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
More like crapout and ed tardy

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

the one friend i have

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ive never seen a fat dude wearing ed hardy, makes you think

You haven't seen goons wearing Ed Hardy. Go anywhere in Florida that either has or attracts rich assholes and you'll inevitably find a fat in Ed Hardy.

naem
May 29, 2011

Verisimilidude posted:

his mom bought him all of those things.

The other kind of person who wears this lol

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
affliction stuff is kinda boring now it's no longer hilariously gaudy sparkly bedazzled poo poo any more it's just knockoff designs of the jack daniels label and lovely metal album covers from 10 years ago without any redeeming elements like dragons or wizards

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Come into my bedroom and check out my Tapout bed set and creepy mma bed, baby.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

MizPiz posted:

Both are inferior to Affliction.



this nigga's afflicted alright

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaNB8nVLE0

naem
May 29, 2011

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Come into my bedroom and check out my Tapout bed set and creepy mma bed, baby.



I can only imagine the target market for this is fit muscular young men who plan to wrastle together on it

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Also your mother.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Come into my bedroom and check out my Tapout bed set and creepy mma bed, baby.



im not gay but for some reason i want to lose my anal virginity on this bed.

naem
May 29, 2011

After a hot night of swarthy passion two totally not gay guys high five each other and say SWEET BRO and pretend it wasn't gay because they were really masculine about it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



just thinking about jesus being spread wide and nailed gets me so wet

god bless

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Come into my bedroom and check out my Tapout bed set and creepy mma bed, baby.



If I ever end up in a home that has an unreasonable number of extra rooms I'm building an S&M dungeon and putting this bed in it just for the hell of it.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

vyst posted:

just thinking about jesus being spread wide and nailed gets me so wet

god bless

yr welcum

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkIFRTqfMkg

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Come into my bedroom and check out my Tapout bed set and creepy mma bed, baby.



if you buy this bed your name and address should be sent directly to the local police to correlate with open sexual assault cases

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