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I have never taken credit for autobanning anyone.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:22
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Lotta closet lobsters ITT
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Sep 22, 2014 20:26
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I am not immortal. Lobsters have that potential.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:26
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I am not on sale this week at Costco*. *citation needed
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Sep 22, 2014 20:27
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my eyestalks are slimey + not sticky
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Sep 22, 2014 20:27
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My cock is ginormous.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:40
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on the other side of the spectrum here. my cock is too small to be a lobster's
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Sep 22, 2014 20:42
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Because i haven't quite figured out how to lobst.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:24
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I can only walk sideways  My folks are really disappointed in me
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Sep 22, 2014 21:44
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haha lobsters, am i rite? *posts daily in thread about lobsters* *has over 12 pages of posts in the not-a-lobster thread* *clearly does not need mental care IRT lobster status* #lobstergate
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Sep 22, 2014 21:45
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whast up ur craw
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Sep 22, 2014 21:48
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I can't be a lobster... Cause...  I'M A SKELETON!
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Sep 22, 2014 21:49
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Libelous Slander posted:#lobstergate
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Sep 22, 2014 21:52
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im pooping! posted:whast up ur craw got cucked by a lobster
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Sep 22, 2014 21:53
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Libelous Slander posted:haha lobsters, am i rite? *posts daily in thread about lobsters* *has over 12 pages of posts in the not-a-lobster thread* *clearly does not need mental care IRT lobster status* #lobstergate lobster is the new bacon "I'm going to eat nothing but lobster for a month to raise breast cancer awareness because lol lobster"
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Sep 22, 2014 21:55
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I do not stick to magnet.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:57
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ghlbtsk posted:lobster is the new bacon have you taken the lobster bucket challenge? It's to raise awareness of LSD (Lobster Shell Disease)
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Sep 22, 2014 21:57
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I'm gay. Can lobsters be gay?
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Sep 22, 2014 22:09
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I do not eat feces from the bottom of the ocean anymore.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:12
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a hole-y ghost posted:ive got 1 good reason what in the everloving gently caress
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Sep 22, 2014 22:13
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Just got home from work, went to see the nsfw picture and nearly vomited. Why does that exist? #notyourcrustacean
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Sep 22, 2014 23:12
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My rear end doesn't make a satisfying crunching sound when you bite it.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:39
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Dead.juice posted:My rear end doesn't make a satisfying crunching sound when you bite it. gonna bite that rear end.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:44
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I have a pair of claws wait poo poo
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Libelous Slander posted:haha lobsters, am i rite? *posts daily in thread about lobsters* *has over 12 pages of posts in the not-a-lobster thread* *clearly does not need mental care IRT lobster status* #lobstergate samb
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Sep 22, 2014 23:57
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Al Borland posted:gonna bite that rear end. I checked your rap sheet. I'll leave the front door unlocked after 12am. The lights are off in my room, and so are my pants. I'll be asleep. Safe play only.
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Sep 22, 2014 23:57
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I have fond memories of being like 7 and watching my parents attempt to figure out which part of a lobster to eat. We're were in Maine for some reason and at one of those "we boil a lobster right off the boat and hand it to you in the parking lot with no further explanation" type places
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naem posted:I have fond memories of being like 7 and watching my parents attempt to figure out which part of a lobster to eat. The best part is when you go into the middle of the lobster and instead of tasty lobster tail-like meat instead you find this viscous green goo that smells horrid. oh don't worry, that's the liquid it uses as a liver and pancreas, go ahead and dig into those enzymes i heard some people eat that part, i would have preferred the center to be washed and drained though, the smell was a put-off (im gay)
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Sep 23, 2014 00:06
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beaches in New England used to be covered in lobsters - something somebody told me once
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Sep 23, 2014 00:19
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My guts are in my front and my nerve cord in the back, so I am not a lobster.
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Sep 23, 2014 00:45
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My claws don't grow back
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Sep 23, 2014 00:56
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You can't smoke hella bowls underwater. One of the things that I enjoy is smoking hella bowls. Ergo, not lobster.
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Sep 23, 2014 01:05
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i do a lot of charity work
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Sep 23, 2014 01:07
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I'm not okay!?! IM JUST NOT
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Sep 23, 2014 01:20
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:My claws don't grow back Gonna bite them claws. Dead.juice posted:I checked your rap sheet. Im bringing claws.
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Sep 23, 2014 01:24
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Phlegmish posted:i'm a rock lobster
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Sep 23, 2014 01:32
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im gay lobsters aren't gay afaik
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Sep 23, 2014 01:33
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my shell is green
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chaos rhames posted:my shell is green  LOBSTER SPOTTED 
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