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If you want her to feel familiar with you on her inside tell her "I can smell your pussy" and she won't get self conscious in the future
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Another pro tip is to pretend to be slow. I cant read, help me momma cita!
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Jan 23, 2015 01:25
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lol OPs chick is a kook masquerading as an intern
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Jan 23, 2015 01:27
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https://vine.co/v/OW3JmM3mxFV
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Jan 23, 2015 01:29
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RAPE DAT MF'ER!!!!!!
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email me her scent
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Jan 23, 2015 01:31
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"Wow, your perfume smells great! How can I get my bed to smell like that? " You're welcome.
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Jan 23, 2015 01:39
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You should throw some self-deprecating humour in there to put her at ease, something like this: "Maybe it's just that I'm used to my own horrific stench, but you sure do smell good." This will show her that you are confident enough to accept your own shortcomings and she will be more attracted to you. Dirty Sanchez posted:"Wow, your perfume smells great! How can I get my bed to smell like that? " Actually just say this, my suggestion sucks.
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Jan 23, 2015 01:44
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Dirty Sanchez posted:"Wow, your perfume smells great! How can I get my bed to smell like that? "
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Jan 23, 2015 01:47
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS - the for-profit Chan-like site Something Awful > i told a girl she smelled good and now she wont talk to me, any tips gbs?
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Jan 23, 2015 01:51
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Don't be such a beta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ96dy93mP0 Be like Big Jim Slade.
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Jan 23, 2015 01:52
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Mr. Popo posted:Don't be such a beta. Thats only cause i like you so much girl. This usually never happens. Ask anyone.
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Dirty Sanchez posted:"Wow, your perfume smells great! How can I get my bed to smell like that? "
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Jan 23, 2015 02:12
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I don't know why you are making such a big deal out of this. Just buy a forensic scent transfer unit from ebay and ask for her help calibrating it. A week later resell the machine and half the collected scent pads. You are now on your way to becoming a smell tycoon!
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Jan 23, 2015 02:20
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Dirty Sanchez posted:"Wow, your perfume smells great! How can I get my bed to smell like that? " This is it, op close thread.
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Jan 23, 2015 02:27
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You just say it like she's been your girlfriend for the last 3 years "Oh, you smell really good..." *leans in for a kiss*
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Jan 23, 2015 02:30
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stand directly in front of her, uncomfortably close, flare your nostrils widely 1-3 times, slowly tilt your head ever so slightly forward and to the right continuing to flare nostrils slowly and widely, then inhale deeply and say in a moderately loud voice..."my god, your lady stank is....my god." Then turn around and walk confidently out of the room. Do this at the beginning of the class so that 1) you miss class, and 2) she has to sit uncomfortably in place for 45-50min with other students and the prof. acting like that totally didn't happen.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:07
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OP are you attractive? if so, just tell her she smells nice If you're ugly then don't mention it because she'll just be grossed out
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Jan 23, 2015 03:10
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"What perfume are you wearing? I'd love to buy some for my wife." then like a week later you walk in "Hey my wife died of a sudden brain haemorrhage yesterday. And I never even got a chance to give her that perfume. Or this box of chocolates or this jewellery. I want you to have it." then when she says she can't take it, just say "hey don't worry about it, just buy me dinner some time" then take her to the most expensive place you can find so she ends up spending way more money on dinner than you did on that cheap jewellery and chocolates, after desert stand up and loudly refuse to have sex with her and scream at her "i never even had a wife you gullible whore"
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odincode posted:stand directly in front of her, uncomfortably close, flare your nostrils widely 1-3 times, slowly tilt your head ever so slightly forward and to the right continuing to flare nostrils slowly and widely, then inhale deeply and say in a moderately loud voice..."my god, your lady stank is....my god." Then turn around and walk confidently out of the room. Do this at the beginning of the class so that 1) you miss class, and 2) she has to sit uncomfortably in place for 45-50min with other students and the prof. acting like that totally didn't happen. lol'd, esp at the last part
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chaosbreather posted:"What perfume are you wearing? I'd love to buy some for my wife." With a bit of tweaking this could actually work. "That perfume you wear is really nice, I think my girlfriend would like it. What is it?" A week later when she asks if your girlfriend liked it say "Yeah, she loved it, but also I found out she was cheating on me so we broke up", then look really sad but stoic and maybe she'll ask you out for a pity date. This will only work if you are attractive and not weird though. Are you attractive and not weird?
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Jan 23, 2015 03:29
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again if you're attractive and not weird you a) won't be making up that kind of weird lie b) won't have to do that because you are allowed to compliment attractive ladies if you're also a handsome man
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Shithouse Dave posted:With a bit of tweaking this could actually work. OP is asking GBS for help. Unattractive and weird are automatically assumed.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:32
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hey my wife just croaked, heres some of her loot. btw, wanna grab some burritos?
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Wamdoodle posted:OP is asking GBS for help. Unattractive and weird are automatically assumed.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:40
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You really stink! It's OK, I like it.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:47
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a starwar betamax posted:email me her scent it smells like a pizza roll
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Frostwerks posted:it smells like a pizza roll That explains the impetus behind posting this thread, then
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Jan 23, 2015 04:21
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Just wear some cologne, OP. NOT cheap cologne. loving retard.
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Jan 23, 2015 04:24
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boy howdy miss you sure smell purty
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Jan 23, 2015 04:25
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That perfume so good you could spray it on you butthole and it'd smell like you never poo poo from it. Do you have a boyfriend?
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Jan 23, 2015 04:34
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Tell that mama mia sjhes got some spicy meat-a balls
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Jan 23, 2015 04:44
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do NOT cum
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Jan 23, 2015 04:47
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Too late
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Jan 23, 2015 04:52
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Tell her her rumps as big as the queens and twice as fragrant
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Jan 23, 2015 05:39
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Tell her her rumps as big as the queens and twice as fragrant *deep sniff* "mmmmmmm did you have chilli for supper?"
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Jan 23, 2015 06:07
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do not op
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Jan 23, 2015 06:12
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gently caress her in the butt, and while you're 3/4 deep, bend forward and, with your lips just brushing her lobe, whisper it into her ear you can follow this up by breathing in the smell of her hair, before gently finishing your full thrust
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nomadologique posted:gently caress her in the butt, and while you're 3/4 deep, bend forward and, with your lips just brushing her lobe, whisper it into her ear definitely do this
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Look you idiot whatever you say just make sure you whisper it and repeat it after a pause
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