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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
comics=superhero comics C/D?

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dyna Soar posted:

comics are cool, superhero comics not so much

:agreed:

I actually really like superhero characters, I just never enjoy their comics

always feel way too expensive too

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Awesome that they continue to recast roles that are traditionally white with a black actor. Gives me hope that one day we will see a white Black Panther.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
if Idris Elba as 007 actually happens I will literally cum

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Moola posted:

:agreed:

I actually really like superhero characters, I just never enjoy their comics

always feel way too expensive too

i'm actually not allowed to criticize super hero comics b/c i have a swamp thing tattoo

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Dyna Soar posted:

comics are cool, superhero comics not so much

comics deconstructing superheroes are better than straight up superhero comics

i'm not going to pretend i'm not a supernerd for reading them though

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
would let Idris Elba pound my little white rear end all day every day

no homo

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Neurosis posted:

comics deconstructing superheroes are better than straight up superhero comics

i'm not going to pretend i'm not a supernerd for reading them though

eh, i'll settle with whatever vertigo put out for superhero stuff. unless you count judge dredd superhero or conan superhero comics?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Neurosis posted:

comics deconstructing superheroes are better than straight up superhero comics

i'm not going to pretend i'm not a supernerd for reading them though

We need a Tom Strong movie.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
he's only 4 years younger than Daniel Craig though

by the time he took over he'd be closing in on 50. Do you really want a 55 year old bond running around up there

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
the first daniel craig bond was the best bond movie since timothy dalton. the next two were as bad as the ones with pierce brosnan after goldeneye

i just wish they'd retire the character honestly. they've run out of fleming stories ages ago and the ones they've made up have all been retarded

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Dyna Soar posted:

eh, i'll settle with whatever vertigo put out for superhero stuff. unless you count judge dredd superhero or conan superhero comics?

i was talking about things like miracleman and marshal law

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
casino royale bad

skyfall good

Idris Elba will still be hot at 50

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
the next James Bond should be chinese

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
thats too far

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Neurosis posted:

i was talking about things like miracleman and marshal law

dunno miracleman but marshal law is pretty fun

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I would watch Donnie Yen as 007

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Female James Bond
James Womb

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Moola posted:

casino royale bad

skyfall good

Idris Elba will still be hot at 50

are you serious

skyfall was retarded. good scenes here and there but it was just stupid

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Michael Keaton as live-action Freakazoid

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
whoever the next James Bond is can't be like 44 years old right now. Donnie Yen is even older than Daniel Craig and they just made a movie about how old and busted he is. Basically the person who plays the next James Bond should ideally be about 30-34 years old right now because they will be mid-to-late-thirties when it comes time for them to actually be James Bond.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dyna Soar posted:

are you serious

skyfall was retarded. good scenes here and there but it was just stupid

sorry 2 break it 2 u

but all 007 is stupid

even the good ones

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:shepicide:

List of Upcoming Superhero Movies

quote:

2015

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Release Date: May 1, 2015
Synopsis: The Avengers reassemble to battle the sentient robot known as Ultron. This time around they’re joined by mysterious newcomers like Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver and The Vision.
Director: Joss Whedon
Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johanson, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, James Spader, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Paul Bettany and Samuel L Jackson.

Fantastic Four
Release Date: June 19, 2015
Synopsis: Josh Trank (Chronicle) takes a new modern approach to the classic comic tales of Mr. Incredible, The Invisible Woman, Human Torch and The Thing.
Director: Josh Trank
Starring: Kate Mara, Miles Teller, Toby Kebbell, Jamie Bell and Michael B. Jordan.

Ant-Man
Release Date: July 17, 2015
Synopsis: Biochemist Dr. Hank Pym (Paul Rudd) uses his latest discovery, a group of subatomic particles, to create a size-altering formula. Though his first self-test goes awry, he develops an instrument that helps him communicate with and control insects.
Director: Peyton Reed (Formerly Edgar Wright)
Starring: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Evangeline Lilly and Patrick Wilson.

Star Wars: Episode VII
Release Date: December 18, 2015
Synopsis: JJ Abrams takes the reigns of the Star Wars franchise with this continuation of the the original saga!
Director: JJ Abrams
Starring: Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew and Kenny Baker, John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Lupita Nyong’o, and Gwendoline Christie.

2016
Deadpool
Release Date: February 12, 2016
Director: Tim Miller
Starring: Ryan Reynolds

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Release Date: March 25, 2016
Synopsis: The sequel to 2013s Man of Steel will introduce fans to a broader view of the DC Cinematic Universe. Building towards an eventual Justice League movie.
Director: Zack Snyder
Starring: Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams and Jason Momoa.

Captain America: Civil War
Release Date: May 6, 2016
Synopsis: Cap, The Winter Soldier, The Falcon, Agent 13, Maria Hill and Nick Fury return for a third Captain America big screen adventure.
Director: Anthony & Joe Russo
Starring: Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie, Cobie Smulders, Emily VanCamp, Frank Grillo, Samuel L. Jackson & Sebastian Stan.

X-Men: Apocalypse
Release Date: May 27, 2016
Synopsis: The X-Men go toe-to-toe against their most powerful foe yet, Abin Sur, an ancient mutant of tremendous power.
Director: Bryan Singer
Starring: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Ellen Page, Nicholas Hoult, Shawn Ashmore, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.

Power Rangers
Release Date: July 22, 2016

Suicide Squad
Release Date: August 5, 2016
Starring: Margot Robbie, Tom Hardy, Jai Courtney, Will Smith and Jared Leto.

Gambit
Release Date: October 7, 2016
Starring: Channing Tatum

Doctor Strange
Release Date: November 4, 2016
Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch

Spider-Man: Sinister Six
Release Date: November 11, 2016
Synopsis: Rhino, Green Goblin, The Vulture, Doc Ock and the rest of Spidey’s top villains team up.
Director: Marc Webb

Untitled Star Wars Spin Off
Release Date: TBD

Star Trek 3
Release Date: TBD

2017
Wolverine 3
Release Date: March 3, 2017
Synopsis: Wolverine returns for another big screen adventure.
Director: Bryan Singer
Starring: Hugh Jackman

Pacific Rim 2
Release Date: April 7, 2018
Director: Guillermo del Toro

Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Release Date: May 5, 2017
Synopsis: Some good. Some bad. A little bit of both.
Director: James Gunn
Starring: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, and Benicio del Toro.

Wonder Woman
Release Date: June 23, 2017

Fantastic Four 2
Release Date: June 2, 2017
Director: Josh Trank
Starring: Kate Mara, Miles Teller, Toby Kebbell, Jamie Bell and Michael B. Jordan.

Thor: Ragnarok
Release Date: July 28, 2017

Black Panther
Release Date: November 3, 2017

Justice League
Release Date: November 17, 2017

Spider-Man: Venom
Release Date: November 11, 2016
Synopsis: Spider-Man’s most brutal villain makes hit return to the big screen in his first solo adventure.
Director: Marc Webb

Star Wars: Episode VIII
Release Date: TBD

Female Fronted Spider-Man Spinoff
Release Date: TBD

LEGO Batman
Release Date: TBD

2018
The Flash
Release Date: March 23, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War
Release Date: May 4, 2018

Untitled Warner Animated Film
Release Date: May 25, 2018

Godzilla 2
Release Date: June 8, 2018
Director: Gareth Edwards

Captain Marvel
Release Date: July 6, 2018

X-Men Sequel
Release Date: TBD

Aquaman
Release Date: July 27, 2018

Inhumans
Release Date: November 2, 2018

Untitled WB Event Film
Release Date: November 16, 2018

Untitled Star Wars Spin-Off
Release Date: TBD

The Amazing Spider-Man 3
Release Date: TBD
Synopsis: Spider-Man’s most brutal villain makes hit return to the big screen in his first solo adventure.
Director: Marc Webb

2019
Shazam
Release Date: April 5, 2019

Avengers: Infinity War Part 2
Release Date: May 3, 2019

Untitled Warner Animated Film
Release Date: May 24, 2019

Justice League 2
Release Date: June 14, 2019

Star Wars: Episode IX
Release Date: TBD

2020
Cyborg
Release Date: April 3, 2020

Green Lantern
Release Date: June 19, 2020

Untitled WB Event Film
Release Date: November 20, 2020

Untitled Star Wars Spin-Off
Release Date: TBD

RUMORED
Batman Sequel
Superman Sequel
Sandman
X-Force
Gambit
Nova
Adam Walock
Hancock 2
Lobo
Wanted 2
Supercrooks
Nemesis
Masters of the Universe
The Runaways
Arrow

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

whoever the next James Bond is can't be like 44 years old right now. Donnie Yen is even older than Daniel Craig and they just made a movie about how old and busted he is. Basically the person who plays the next James Bond should ideally be about 30-34 years old right now because they will be mid-to-late-thirties when it comes time for them to actually be James Bond.

nice ageism rear end in a top hat

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Pawn 17 posted:

:shepicide:

List of Upcoming Superhero Movies

Thank god we're alive at this time in history

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Moola posted:

sorry 2 break it 2 u

but all 007 is stupid

even the good ones

you can make a good stupid film without glaring plot holes. skyfall had plenty

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

:shepicide:

List of Upcoming Superhero Movies

I wanna watch that Power Rangers movie.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Dyna Soar posted:

dunno miracleman but marshal law is pretty fun

miracleman is an alan moore book. it's a lot more serious than marshal law

it can be considered alongside watchmen since they both look at superheroes inserted into the real world with two very different conclusions as to how they'd fit in

pretty seminal in the superhero genre, i actually like it more than watchmen

there was a big rights spat over it that only got cleared up a year or two ago and marvel are rereleasing it now with touched up art

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
huh, well i dig alan moores stuff to death, the aforementioned swamp thing tattoo etc. so i'll def hunt miracleman down.

thanks

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You know what comic sucked? Supergod.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Applewhite posted:

You know what comic sucked? Supergod.

I liked it until the final issue where it felt like ellis ran out of cool ideas

In ellis' new comics he has started going on about gender being a continuum and a crazy woman called herself neurodiverse so apparently he is drinking the tumblr kool-aid

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax
IM ENGLISH AND NOT RACIST BECAUSE I LIKE IDRIS EBLbA AND WISH TO SEE HIM IN THE TV EVEN IN ROLES LIKE JAMES BOND DOAN EVEN CARE HES LIKE A MILLION IM NOT RACIST

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I would uniroincally let Idris Elba bust a load in my rear end

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
:gizz:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
james bond cannot be black

same as you can't have a white shaft

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dyna Soar posted:

james bond cannot be black

same as you can't have a white shaft

I've got a white shaft for ya...

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dyna Soar posted:

james bond cannot be black

same as you can't have a white shaft



u wot m8?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
it just doesn't fit the character. upper class scottish orphan, quite a stretch of imagination if he'd also be black.

they'd have to rewrite his whole history and then he'd just be bond in name only. just make a new character. he can be 001.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dyna Soar posted:

it just doesn't fit the character. upper class scottish orphan, quite a stretch of imagination if he'd also be black.



u

wot

?

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