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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

sometimes when i run out of hotdog buns i cut the hotdogs in half and put then on hambubger buns. i call them bundogs

This is retarded. You even refer to the hotdog bread in your post as a bun, how are all hot dogs not bun dogs stupid human being bitch?

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Captain Yossarian posted:

Unrelated, but does anyone remember Burger King Tacos?

BK tacos were just ripoffs of Jack in the Box tacos.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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McWatier! One extra large bundog please, extra cheezy.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Bold Robot posted:

iirc they've all tested it and it just doesn't sell that well.

they're just leaving it to taco bell to make the new doritos spicy crunchwrap hotdog

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
man put some cheese and beans in that and i'd eat it.... hmm

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Jean Eric Burn posted:

It takes a while to prepare a hamburger for yourself at home. Fast food gets you a hamburger like 80x faster.

But you can literally make a hotdog at home in 1 minute :shrug:

I'm sure some dumb bitch goon is about to tell me that I should be pan searing my hotdogs instead of microwaving them.
this dumb bitch goon has an indoor grill/Foreman and thinks you are unnecessarily depriving yourself

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I add ketchup to my hotdog water and make ramen with it.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm just gonna quickly say that if you're grilling and you don't toast the bun on the grill a bit you are a loving nooblet.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

CrashCat posted:

for any value of n, including taco bell

possibly even including krystals and white castle

White Castle's burgers are edible but nothing special, but their sides are good. I'm immune to them loving up my digestive tract, but I only rarely eat there because I always wind up ordering like 2 sliders and then a pile of sides.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bold Robot posted:

iirc they've all tested it and it just doesn't sell that well.

BK at least for sure had hot dogs on the menu at one point. I tried one once...it was a hot dog.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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mcdonalds had pizza at one point

it was good as far as you would expect it from mcdonalds but it took 10 minutes to make lol

Schroeder91
Jul 5, 2007

Sonic has hot dogs.

I had a hot dog at 7/11 once and it was pretty good.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

and BK does still straight up have .99 cent burgs
burger kings 99 cent burger is $12

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


gary oldmans diary posted:

burger kings 99 cent burger is $12
:vince: does doobie know?

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Weinerschnitzel serves both hot dogs and hamburgers.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Irradiation posted:

BK tacos were just ripoffs of Jack in the Box tacos.

Jack in the what?

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

I'm just gonna quickly say that if you're grilling and you don't toast the bun on the grill a bit you are a loving nooblet.

Toasted buns are for children and post-menopausal women. Steamed buns are the superior bread delivery vehicle for a hot dog.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.

gary oldmans diary posted:

with a hotdog its harder to hide that youre paying $1.69 for $0.06 of food and theres not as many upgrade possibilities as stackable patties have

I'm sure they could figure out a way to put two hotdogs in a single bun

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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something clever posted:

Toasted buns are for children and post-menopausal women. Steamed buns are the superior bread delivery vehicle for a hot dog.
Steamed buns are for geezers!!!!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

gary oldmans diary posted:

with a hotdog its harder to hide that youre paying $1.69 for $0.06 of food and theres not as many upgrade possibilities as stackable patties have

thats why no one ever orders 7$ hotdogs at baseball games (idiot)

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I think they had hotdogs at the McD's in korea the first time I was there.

:shrug:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the difference being that they didn't know 'hot dog' is just a name, not to be taken literally

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Anyone remember when McDonalds had 29cent Hamburgers on wednesdays? You could get 10 bugers for less than 3$!!!!!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

something clever posted:

Toasted buns are for children and post-menopausal women. Steamed buns are the superior bread delivery vehicle for a hot dog.

the toasted bit makes sure the condiments you put on stay where they should be instead of getting the bun all soggy and lovely and that same concept applies to burgers and sandwiches, too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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JakeP posted:

Anyone remember when McDonalds had 29cent Hamburgers on wednesdays? You could get 10 bugers for less than 3$!!!!!!!
i love making myself sick on cheap gross food god bless

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

JakeP posted:

Anyone remember when McDonalds had 29cent Hamburgers on wednesdays? You could get 10 bugers for less than 3$!!!!!!!

Lol I actually remember this. I think it was 39 cents for the Cheeseburger? I want to say this was early 1990s or so.

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 20:56 on May 8, 2015

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

i love making myself sick on cheap gross food god bless

I was a kid, i looked forward to wednesdays because I could get mad high and then munch the night away

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Lol I actually remember this. I think it was 39 cents for the Cheeseburger? I want to say this was early 1990s or so.

Yeah, into the late 90s even maybe even early 2000s

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wish today was sunday
so I could get a cheese burger for
THIRTY NINE CENTS
at mcdonaldssss BABY

and I wish it was wednesday
so I could get a hamburger for
TWENTY NINE CENTS
at mcdonaldssss BABY

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow
Ray Kroc hated hot dogs and considered them to be low class and unsanitary, and made it known at McDonald's corporate that they will never sell a hot dog as long as he lived. A couple of decades after Kroc died, McDonalds started selling hot dogs in non-US markets.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
More like Ray Cock

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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hot dog taboo

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

BigwigML posted:

I'm sure they could figure out a way to put two hotdogs in a single bun

once again Chicago reins supreme

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Cool NIN Shirt posted:

once again Chicago reins supreme


frot dog

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

JakeP posted:

thats why no one ever orders 7$ hotdogs at baseball games (idiot)
so what youre saying post signer is you cant tell how going to mcdonalds is not like an entertainment event people buy tickets for

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

once again Chicago reins supreme


so fresh from the chicago meat packing district not even a health inspector slowed things down

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Volume posted:

mothafuckin 5 guys

and the dogs there are fantastic.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mozi posted:

they're just leaving it to taco bell to make the new doritos spicy crunchwrap hotdog

Well, if KFC, Pizza Hut, and taco bell are still all part of the Yum Brand, it would only leave KFC without a hot dog. Maybe a Colonel Dog served like a corn dog, but battered in the colonel's original recipe.

JakeP posted:

Yeah, into the late 90s even maybe even early 2000s

It was early 2000s because there was a woman I worked with at my summer job on what the rest of us at work called the Fatkins Diet because she get a bag of 10, de-bun them, and eat all the burgers. She never lost weight until she had gastro-bypass surgery a few years later.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 8, 2015

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lmao if you don't know about the Secret Menu

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

thats why no one ever orders 7$ hotdogs at baseball games (idiot)

lol, you get hotdogs on Wednsday night games when they're $1 you frickin dingus

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

lmao if you don't know about the Secret Menu
taco bell used to have secret lemon or lime packets they would only give out if you asked for them
maybe they still do

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