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I.C. posted:Yes, I had to think about it, too, actually. I'm not even on sedatives...so weird! welcome to the dead inside club!
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Serious Frolicking posted:welcome to the dead inside club! I like this club, too.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:23
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I'm in IT and this is another poem I wrote about stupid people, although this does not actually get me IRRATIONALLY angry. My Computer had an error- Well, what did it say? Oh, I don't know, I just clicked "OK"!
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Nov 6, 2015 22:28
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People who get up on your rear end while you're cruising by slower traffic and then when you get to the right to let them pass they decide that they don't actually want to go that fast and then slowdown to pace you in your blindspot. Inevitably when you end up wanting back in the left lane to pass someone else they will speed up/slow down with your attempts to get back over and you end up either having to floor it or go like 10 under to get around them. Alternatively people who speed up a ton when you're trying to pass them. Basically anyone who can't just pick a speed and then stick to it on a highway or freeway. Its like some drivers really want a car right next to them for reasons beyond me.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:28
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people sitting behind you at an intersection that honk at you because they think you can go sure I'll plow into this oncoming car just for you, rear end in a top hat your time is waaaayy more important than me turning safely I'm gettin' mad just thinking about it, gently caress
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Nov 6, 2015 22:29
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ArbitraryC posted:People who get up on your rear end while you're cruising by slower traffic and then when you get to the right to let them pass they decide that they don't actually want to go that fast and then slowdown to pace you in your blindspot. Inevitably when you end up wanting back in the left lane to pass someone else they will speed up/slow down with your attempts to get back over and you end up either having to floor it or go like 10 under to get around them. I have been in the car with multiple people who don't know how the cruise control in their car works
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Nov 6, 2015 22:30
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I seriously cannot wait for my self-driving car.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:33
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Ivan Yurkinov posted:I seriously cannot wait for my self-driving car. You won't have anything to write a song about then...
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Nov 6, 2015 22:34
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Of course I will. The world is still full of stupid people.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:35
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I have lots of angry songs I just don't want to give everything away all at once.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:36
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Monkey Fracas posted:I have been in the car with multiple people who don't know how the cruise control in their car works I'll be cruisin about 10 over and see some random dude far in front of me im slowly gaining on going 5ish over. When i eventually catch up to them ill switch lanes to pass, at this point they will match my 10 over despite being comfortable with their previous speed for probably the last who knows how many miles of their drive. I'll gradually speed up and they'll speed up too until we're both going like 15 to 20 over, this will last like a mile and then eventually ill get in front of them. At this point they seem to realize that they didn't actually want to go 20 over and coast back down to their original speed, ill go back to 10 over and slowly leave them behind. I just dont get it. It's like that scene in the new karate kid where will smith's son makes the other kid mimic his behavior like a snake dancer. Its annoying to me because i just want to maintain my speed, i know they are going slower than it, but now because they've decided this moment is the best time for an impromptu drag race im at risk of getting a ticket if we blow past a cop.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:45
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Ivan Yurkinov posted:I'm in IT and this is another poem I wrote about stupid people, although this does not actually get me IRRATIONALLY angry. thats a really good poem my man
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Nov 6, 2015 22:46
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Yeah i have no idea why people do that and I'm pretty sure if you asked them they wouldn't know either which somehow makes it more infuriating just absolutely senseless irritation
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Nov 6, 2015 22:48
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Mozi posted:realpost: people who do not signal their turns when driving Booblord Zagats posted:People who can't maintain their lane in a turn/turn in to the wrong lane Libelous Slander posted:People who turn left from the straight lane even though there is a turn lane available. Business Gorillas posted:People that go exactly the speed limit Your Dead Gay Son posted:People who don't fuckin merge. They don't get up to merging speed. They come a complete stop in their 200 yard lane cause the scary cars are coming. Instead of merging Ivan Yurkinov posted:Two footed drivers. Your brake lights should not be lit up when you are accelerating from a stop or going up a hill. I just want to loving ram them and then use my dashcam footage to destroy them in court, laughing at their poor paralyzed faces in their wheelchairs. jlechem posted:People who go 5 miles under the speed limit. I want to smash their faces in. Monkey Fracas posted:I hate it when people pass in the right lane on a 3-lane highyway and then merge back into the center lane without signaling Not only is it supremely boring, but everyone is a terrible and inattentive driver, everyone is an entitled piece of poo poo about piloting a huge machine that they do not understand or pay attention to in the slightest. Look around, you'll see that close to 100% of people have got their face lit up from below by their smartphone while they're riding a missile down the publicly funded road gently caress cars and gently caress driving. This is totally rational btw e: there are even more on the second page, jesus Jesse Ventura fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Nov 6, 2015 |
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Nov 6, 2015 22:59
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Jesse Ventura posted:people that complain constantly about driving. 
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Nov 6, 2015 23:16
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People who gripe about 'tween music on the radio in 2015, when there have never been more non-radio options for finding music that you actually like.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:21
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Nov 6, 2015 23:33
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When women of breeding age fail to maintain their sexual attractiveness and receptivity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3JV6q4tY0M
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Nov 6, 2015 23:35
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I have SO many bags and KEEP losing track of all my goddamn money and loose change in the million pockets and it's like gently caress where's my money I just want my drink.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:43
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I hate hate HATE writing the number 5. All other numbers are fine with the pen moving in a smooth, natural motion, but the 5 is so awkward from the bottom left of the swoop to crossing the top that I always end up dragging the pen and making it look like a mutated 6. I HATE THE NUMBER 5 SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 6, 2015 23:45
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I HATE THAT STUPID BITCH SUSAN MARMALADE
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Nov 6, 2015 23:48
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femenism...duh
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I can't loving stand the people who roll into the otherwise expeditious drive thru to order meals for a family of 30.
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ArbitraryC posted:People who get up on your rear end while you're cruising by slower traffic and then when you get to the right to let them pass they decide that they don't actually want to go that fast and then slowdown to pace you in your blindspot. Inevitably when you end up wanting back in the left lane to pass someone else they will speed up/slow down with your attempts to get back over and you end up either having to floor it or go like 10 under to get around them. Hi, we should be friends.
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When I daydream about conversations with people I've never met and they piss me off with their stupidity and/or attitude. Imaginary friends can be such assholes.
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Nov 7, 2015 04:38
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NERD LARD TRAN
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Nov 7, 2015 18:43
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When I purchase things and the total or the change amounts to $6.66 and the cashier freaks out and changes it to 6.65. gently caress you bitch, it's not your place to mess with my fate. SATAN WANTED ME TO HAVE THAT!
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Nov 7, 2015 19:03
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i loving hate the stupid euro ISO keyboards with the big goofy return keys displacing the pipe/backslash key: that prime piece of real estate was well-earned motherfuckers
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Nov 7, 2015 19:19
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ArbitraryC posted:My truck for whatever reason doesn't have cruise control but its really not hard to maintain a speed and i don't really get why people are so consistently bad at it. I drive on 2 lane each direction highways a lot in eastern washington and i don't even know how many times the following scenario has happened: so when you switch lanes, accelerate right to 20 over and pass him definitively then slow back down to your regular speed again. They won't try to pace you if they have to floor the accelerator to do it
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Nov 7, 2015 19:30
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ghlbtsk posted:I hate hate HATE writing the number 5. All other numbers are fine with the pen moving in a smooth, natural motion, but the 5 is so awkward from the bottom left of the swoop to crossing the top that I always end up dragging the pen and making it look like a mutated 6. Maybe you hate it so much because you're a retard and writing it backwards. Draw the top line first. Who in the gently caress starts their 5s with the swoosh at the bottom?
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It makes my blood boil when people buy lottery tickets.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:44
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Windows 98 posted:It makes my blood boil when people buy lottery tickets. if you buy one or a couple I don't care but if you stand here five minutes picking out fifteen tickets and then scratch them at the counter and get more with any winnings/free ticket winners you can get hosed or if you play the pick x ones with fifteen loving different sets of numbers argh gently caress you
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proof of concept posted:so when you switch lanes, accelerate right to 20 over and pass him definitively then slow back down to your regular speed again. They won't try to pace you if they have to floor the accelerator to do it Yup that's exactly what I do, I just don't really like it cause you never know where cops are gonna be on county highways and 'I was only speeding for 20 seconds officer honest' is not actually a good excuse in their eyes sadly. Passing people as fast as possible is the safest way to drive but the laws don't reflect that.
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ArbitraryC posted:Yup that's exactly what I do, I just don't really like it cause you never know where cops are gonna be on county highways and 'I was only speeding for 20 seconds officer honest' is not actually a good excuse in their eyes sadly. Passing people as fast as possible is the safest way to drive but the laws don't reflect that. even then some people will still accelerate; I've had people accelerate from 55 to 70 just so I couldn't pass them, even though they were going exactly the speed limit initially. one time someone was coming up behind me going obviously faster than I was while carpooling to work; I slowed down slightly and let them pass and my passenger asked my why I let them pass me 
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Mozi posted:realpost: people who do not signal their turns when driving also a special subset of this, ppl who signal during their turn
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Blue Train posted:even then some people will still accelerate; I've had people accelerate from 55 to 70 just so I couldn't pass them, even though they were going exactly the speed limit initially. one time someone was coming up behind me going obviously faster than I was while carpooling to work; I slowed down slightly and let them pass and my passenger asked my why I let them pass me america is a land of winners son
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Nov 7, 2015 20:48
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Kremlin Kremlin posted:i loving hate the stupid euro ISO keyboards with the big goofy return keys displacing the pipe/backslash key: THATS NOT WHERE TILDE GOES
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