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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Thanks for the top 5 draft pick Rams :hehe:

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/wyche89/status/805424069306773504

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Its about records.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


At this point I have to take Jeff Fishers career and contract extension as a personal insult. .

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Looks like Kroenke really wants him to break that career losses record!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Jeff Fisher is a true role model for any working class person who does the absolute minimum needed to avoid being fired.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Flikken posted:

Didn't he actually do a bunch of financial planning and could retire today and party the rest of his life?

More specifically he's apparently never spent a dime of his Patriots money and has lived the last 7 years off endorsement money

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





lol

mcmagic posted:

Remember how Hackenberg was so horrible in college because the system sucked? Sure didn't look at sucky tonight... Also Joe Knew.

tbf it is entirely different offensive system

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Lol gently caress the Rams

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



https://twitter.com/andrewbrandt/status/805422263621271552

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


This is bad but not as bad as missing most of our offensive line by far, IMO. Aren't Tunsil, Bushrod, and Albert supposed to play today?

I still suspect the streak will end today. Then again, I thought the Chargers were going to beat us.

Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 4, 2016

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


How presidential

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Oh my god Weeden is the backup today, Savage is inactive

Someone check on Intruder

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/805453890757869569

Apparently he's playing.

E: Or at least, he's available to play.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jeff fisher is loving bulletproof jesus christ

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Even Dallas Thomas is shocked you can be as bad yet constantly rewarded as much as fisher is

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Jeff Fischer is the Ryan Fitzpatrick of coaching.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


He gives great foot rubs

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ketchup vs catsup posted:

More specifically he's apparently never spent a dime of his Patriots money and has lived the last 7 years off endorsement money

It's even worse than you think, as he's actually just been living off of his rookie signing bonus and banks everything else.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

And on top of that he has a sex party island in the Bahamas. I dont like him, and I hope he stubs his toe on a coconut.

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

HOW?!?!?!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chilichimp posted:

It's even worse than you think, as he's actually just been living off of his rookie signing bonus and banks everything else.

Can't wait until I can sign up for Gronk's FInancial Planning course.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

My guess is that he represents stability at a low cost, since the owners can't currently afford the expense of a real coaching search due to the stadium financing.

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Chilichimp posted:

My guess is that he represents stability at a low cost, since the owners can't currently afford the expense of a real coaching search due to the stadium financing.

That... actually makes sense.

And hell, being a Niners fan I probably shouldn't throw stones at other teams' decisions.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It was rumored that Kansas City might be looking at Jeff Fisher before 2012. Either the Rams outbid them or they just decided to keep interim coach Romeo Crennel. My team saved itself by hiring Romeo Crennel as a head coach, who was bad enough that they finally had to get rid of Scott Pioli too.

Everyone share your favorite Jeff Fisher memories.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 4, 2016

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Can't wait until I can sign up for Gronk's FInancial Planning course.

When leaving a party, pick up the keg and carry it with you to save on beer for the next few days.

If you are big, no one will be able to stop you.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Grittybeard posted:


Everyone share your favorite Jeff Fisher memories.

I peed next to him at a movie theater urinal once

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He went to St Louis over Miami who went with joe Philbin which ugh but Gase IMO is real deal

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I peed next to him at a movie theater urinal once

Did you sneak a peak?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Did you sneak a peak?

Sources say he's 7-9"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jeff Fisher is a bad coach because he spends all of his time posting about politics on 4chan and making Pepe memes

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/805525869817188352

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Did you sneak a peak?

I did not, he's a tiny guy though. Stature wise.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

whypick1 posted:

Sources say he's 7-9"

:drat:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jeff Fisher supposedly picked the Rams over the Dolphins because Sam Bradford, who Jeff Fisher considered a "Franchise Quarterback"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DariusLikewise posted:

Jeff Fisher supposedly picked the Rams over the Dolphins because Sam Bradford, who Jeff Fisher considered a "Franchise Quarterback"

I'm glad Ehud and Amy Pole Her escaped that fate, and I wish you had too

Nobody deserves this

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
N: Jeff Fisher
V: LOL

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grittybeard posted:

Everyone share your favorite Jeff Fisher memories.

The next time the 49ers play, it will be December 11. Their last non-Rams win last year was December 6th.

The only team the 49ers will have beaten over an entire calendar year is the Jeff Fisher Rams. Twice.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

i like the part where jeff fisher goes 8-8

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Ostentatious posted:

i like the part where jeff fisher goes 8-8

giving him too much credit

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