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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Yeah, okay, but if the Hong Kong one was standing up, it would be taller too

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whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Samuel posted:



Will you guys ever turn it around to face Hong Kong or Taiwan for added assmad?



You need to add the giant rear end Buddha statues India is building. That's some stupid Buddha arm race.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Haier posted:

A fun look at the trends/styles and people of China in 1997 to 1998

http://photomichaelwolf.com/#portraits-made-in-china-1997-1998/1



the 90s were a confusing time for everyone. some fashion experiments went over the line, over here and over there

Samuel
Nov 5, 2011
Itīs just some sneering old dude.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I have a relative that made a killing selling those pants at swap meets and flea markets. They were all I wore for the first half of elementary school.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


bad day posted:

Uh if you're not aware of how the USA kidnaps foreign nationals and throws them into secret prisons where they are tortured for years on end, murders civilians with robot airplanes flown by video gamers thousands of miles away, spies on literally every single person on earth, etc. then you're just misinformed. You can't claim any sort of moral disparity between the US and China because both countries are structurally corrupt and citizens have absolutely no rights whatsoever if the government says so. Yeah it loving sucks but that's the world we live in, hand-wringing on the internet and bitching about "human rights" isn't going to fix anything. Might as well just get on with your life and stop judging everything like you're the ultimate moral arbiter of the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

waitwhatno posted:

the 90s were a confusing time for everyone. some fashion experiments went over the line, over here and over there



Actually happy pants are still rad as heck

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
Re: Should Egg Freezing be legal?

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
China is in no way a 'got mine, gently caress you,' society.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Is river crab society a reference to crab mentality, or is it just a homophone and the crab thing is a coincidence?

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
It's a homophone:

和谐掉 means to "harmonize out," because that is the CCP's reason for censoring stuff, is that it's not harmonious. So people joke that instead of stuff getting censored or deleted, that it's getting "harmonized"

河蟹 means "river crab" but it sounds similar (same sounding words, almost same tones) to the above.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


East Asian culture is based almost entirely on puns, if you hadn't noticed

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Grand Fromage posted:

East Asian culture is based almost entirely on puns, if you hadn't noticed

Imagine a billion dad jokes.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

what happened to rene chang between being a renowned transplant surgeon and being whatever he is right now?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


computer parts posted:

Imagine a billion dad jokes.

why would you do something so disrespectful :ohdear:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



its true tho, the chinese language syllabus requires you to learn puns dad jokes in school

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

waitwhatno posted:

what happened to rene chang between being a renowned transplant surgeon and being whatever he is right now?

No doubt living like a prince off of his millions of converted pounds has colored his world view a little bit!

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
He's basically a Chinese baby boomer. The Baby Boomer generation in China is the Cultural Revolution generation, basically, and they are all awful just like baby boomers.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The Saddest Rhino posted:

its true tho, the chinese language syllabus requires you to learn puns dad jokes in school

My ex has a (male) cousin with her exact name, just with different characters. I never asked if it was a running joke or if they were just uncreative.

Also she told me when learning english she confused (and still confuses sometimes) he & she because it's the same pronunciation in Mandarin.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/hard-liquor-china-cracks-down-firms-adding-viagra-booze-n402966

Is Viagra OTC in China? :getin:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

angel opportunity posted:

this is perfect for how fast chinese people walk

Come to SE Asia my friend, see a whole new level on the slowwalk game.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I heard that in Beijing and Shanghai people walk fast. In Chongqing, people--and to be sexist in addition to racist--especially Chinese women, walk slowest of all. When it was raining and umbrellas were out, it was nearly impossible to progress down the street. I don't think SE asians can be slower than Chongqing women, because I remember thinking often that if the CQ women were any slower, they would actually not be moving at all

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

paging zeno of elea to the thread

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


computer parts posted:

My ex has a (male) cousin with her exact name, just with different characters. I never asked if it was a running joke or if they were just uncreative.

Also she told me when learning english she confused (and still confuses sometimes) he & she because it's the same pronunciation in Mandarin.

It's not just the same pronunciation it's the exact same word

My cousin is married to a girl with the same name as him, just slightly different tones (and so different characters)

Heisenberg1276
Apr 13, 2007

simplefish posted:

It's not just the same pronunciation it's the exact same word

No it's not, 他 is he and 她 is she - same pronunciation though.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
A language is mostly spoken, and it's hard to determine if it's the same word or not, but I'd lean toward saying it's actually the same word. I tried to do quick google research and couldn't find the answer, but I don't think 她 has been around very long, and the fact that Mandarin speakers gently caress up 'he' and 'she' in English, for instance a guy calling his wife "he," makes me think that for Mandarin speakers, 他 and 她 (and 它) are basically the same word

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


angel opportunity posted:

I heard that in Beijing and Shanghai people walk fast. In Chongqing, people--and to be sexist in addition to racist--especially Chinese women, walk slowest of all. When it was raining and umbrellas were out, it was nearly impossible to progress down the street. I don't think SE asians can be slower than Chongqing women, because I remember thinking often that if the CQ women were any slower, they would actually not be moving at all

traditional sichuan culture of acting heavily sedated

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
他 (thid person pronoun) only splitted into male and female form at the end of Qing dynasty. Before that it was all one character. There was a brief time a female form of"you" but it was not adopted.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
nice jpgs

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I went out with some Chinese friends once, and it was like me, two guys, and four or five girls, and I remember we had to walk pretty far from the restaurant to this KTV place, and we actually had this problem where me and the other guys were physically incapable of walking as slow as the women. It was like, no matter how slow we tried to walk, they kept falling behind us. I was trying to slow my steps and take as shallow steps as possible, and no matter what the women just kept falling behind us and sajiaoing that we were talking too fast and need to slow down etc.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

China or America?

You decide.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

don't post my pics thanx

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010




angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Heisenberg1276 posted:

No it's not, 他 is he and 她 is she - same pronunciation though.

Haha, I knew I'd get it wrong if I didn't check. In Cantonese, both are 佢

E: a brief dictionary search has 他 as 'he, she, him, her' for mandarin only, and in both mandarin and canto as 'other, another, different, elsewhere, future, , 她 as 'she, her' for mandarin only and not used at all in cantonese, and 伊 for 'he, she' in both Cantonese and mandarin

simplefish fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 3, 2015

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Wrong. The Korean one would have had plastic surgery

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I like how they stroll him past a few Chinese hotties to gawk at his awesomeness

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
My girlfriend is the worst for slow walking, I take 5 steps and then have to wait for her to catch up. If she gets a phonecall she will turn around and walk back in the direction we just came from, she runs 5 seperate businesses so she gets a lot of phonecalls... and then occasionally she'll speed up and start shouting quickly at me.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Baron Harkonnen lost his ability to float.

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