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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Kay Jewelers, where we respect the age of consent laws

~Every kiss begins with Kay....~

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

Kay Jewelers, where we respect the age of consent laws

~Every kiss begins with Kay....~



~Every kiss begins with J...~

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Kay Jewelers, where we respect the age of consent laws

~Every kiss begins with Kay....~

*gets down on one knee*

JPP... will you

*pulls hand toward her*

:stare:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


This thread has gone to a very strange place, but it kind of owns.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shath Hole posted:

:laffo:

Insult to injury at its finest.

Let's see Plaxico got two years for shooting himself in the foot. So I'd say five years for blowing off your hand sounds about right.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

five year old footlongs.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Wasn't a dude that was part of the Jared Former Fat Man Huge Jeans Foundation busted a year or so ago for that? Could still be part of that investigation if Jared isn't in prison right now holding a very large jumpsuit while wearing a regular sized jumpsuit.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TubeStank posted:

Wasn't a dude that was part of the Jared Former Fat Man Huge Jeans Foundation busted a year or so ago for that? Could still be part of that investigation if Jared isn't in prison right now holding a very large jumpsuit while wearing a regular sized jumpsuit.

shyduck posted:

The guy who ran Jared's charitable foundation was arrested for child porn a couple of months ago, so I'm assuming it's related.

He hasn't been charged with a crime yet, but if I had to guess, he got fingerpointed or something. It doesn't sound good. Plus Jared ran a porn rental service out of his room in college, so there's that too.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Turn left

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, I hope this pedo ring doesn't also encompass the King and that gay couple in the Sonic commercials

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Jesus Christ, they had Golden Tate and he couldn't throw poo poo to that man.


:what:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
The large jeans industry finally has its revenge.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Man, I hope this pedo ring doesn't also encompass the King and that gay couple in the Sonic commercials
I could do without the gay couple in the Sonic commercials forever.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Kalli posted:

Man, I hope this pedo ring doesn't also encompass the King and that gay couple in the Sonic commercials

the wendys girl watching the news, sweating profusely

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hi, I知 Rob Lowe and I have DIRECTV.

And I知 pedophile Rob Lowe, and I have cable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Flo is hoping no one matches the ballistics to her Price Gun.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

the GEICO gecko frantically smashing hard drives

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

NC-17 posted:

Hi, I知 Rob Lowe and I have DIRECTV.

And I知 pedophile Rob Lowe, and I have cable.

did you guys know people complained about those commercials

they were like "this is mean towards awkward spergs" lol

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I could do without the gay couple in the Sonic commercials forever.
:agreed:
Mostly because those commercials try way too hard to be funny, but instead fail every time. They make me less interested in going to a Sonic.

Shath Hole posted:

:laffo:

Insult to injury at its finest.
As if things couldn't get any worse for JPP, we get this.

What a loving dumbass.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

did you guys know people complained about those commercials

they were like "this is mean towards awkward spergs" lol

Comcast also lodged a complain with the National Advertising Division (part of BBB) who told DIRECTV to stop airing the ads because "satellite provider's superiority over cable were unsubstantiated" and they have no sense of humor.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

PrinceRandom posted:

five year old footlongs.

ever since he started the subway diet he's been getting into smaller and smaller pants

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I could do without the gay couple in the Sonic commercials forever.

I liked the first few

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ross Angeles posted:

I liked the first few

The tall guy was in some good Onion sketches

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The tall Sonic guy is also a character on Veep (the lobbyist who employs Amy and Dan)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NC-17 posted:

Hi, I知 Rob Lowe and I have DIRECTV.

And I知 pedophile Rob Lowe, and I have cable.

but how can you do one of those commercials with just one rob lowe

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Lol @ a pedo getting more run in TFF than Darby's endorsement of punching women.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
It's not even Jared, its the former manager of his company that was charged or whatever and theyre just taking Jareds computer for due diligence

though tbh that seems excessive to take his personal computer for something his ex-employee did so maybe smoke, fire etc

Odovaucer
Oct 23, 2003
Ostrogoth
T.J. Jagodowski is half of the best improv team on the planet. I don't mind watching mediocre ads knowing it means he's getting paid.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

warcrimes posted:

Lol @ a pedo getting more run in TFF than Darby's endorsement of punching women.

Yelling at pedos is our thing you know

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Parmesan Basil posted:

Yelling at pedos is our thing you know

I guess it IS more funny.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

warcrimes posted:

I guess it IS more funny.

slap slap slapping

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

NC-17 posted:

Comcast also lodged a complain with the National Advertising Division (part of BBB) who told DIRECTV to stop airing the ads because "satellite provider's superiority over cable were unsubstantiated" and they have no sense of humor.

I'd lodge that complaint too

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Ross Angeles posted:

Not having a franchise QB in Today's NFL really really blows and having one in his mid 30s is terrifying because you're trying to look at College Freshmen and trying to project and it's awful

Or just be the Packers and......well....gently caress you.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

soggybagel posted:

Or just be the Packers and......well....gently caress you.

Or Colts.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

It's not even Jared, its the former manager of his company that was charged or whatever and theyre just taking Jareds computer for due diligence

though tbh that seems excessive to take his personal computer for something his ex-employee did so maybe smoke, fire etc

Prior to becoming subways spokesman he was running a porn rental site out of his moms basement.

He's probably into cp

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

NC-17 posted:

Hi, I知 Rob Lowe and I have DIRECTV.

And I知 pedophile Rob Lowe, and I have cable.

Rob Lowe is actually the guy who got caught having sex with an under aged girl.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ZenVulgarity posted:

I'd lodge that complaint too
:respek:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

davecrazy posted:

Rob Lowe is actually the guy who got caught having sex with an under aged girl.

:thejoke:

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

soggybagel posted:

Or just be the Packers and......well....gently caress you.

Don't blame us, blame the other 23 teams that passed on him. The Colts on the other hand, that was blatant gently caress them.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Shath Hole posted:

:laffo:

Insult to injury at its finest.

Firstly, update to the article
(Update: Coral Springs police say after talking to Jason Pierre-Paul and determining the incident occurred outside their jurisdiction, there will be no charges.)

Secondly, at worst he'd get a $1000 fine and a year in jail, but that is the absolute worst possible result for this law. He's not getting that, he'll get a mild ticket at worst. This isn't going to put him away like Plax, this was just an idiot getting a slap on the wrist for being an idiot. The NFL probably won't suspend him more than a game or two if it pans out anyway.

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 8, 2015

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