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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I think Junior's Windows car is one of my favorite paint schemes in a while.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
*insert crash joke here*

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Don't forget the Trucks at Pocono are usually a good race and it goes down at 1pm on FS1, followed by LOL ARCA at 2:30 on FS2. Vince Welch is doing the Truck race, apparently.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Johanna Long will be attempting to qualify for the XFINITY series race at Iowa today.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

gret posted:

Johanna Long will be attempting to qualify for the XFINITY series race at Iowa today.

Last I checked, there's not a full field, so :v:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

Last I checked, there's not a full field, so :v:

When was the last time there was a full field this season, Daytona?

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Matt Crafton :allears:

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

Wow they're lucky that spin didn't take out the whole field

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It's almost time for the Erik Jones Meltdown!

anotherblownsave posted:

Wow they're lucky that spin didn't take out the whole field

I was waiting for the entire field except Kyle to get wrecked there.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Our Sproggler Gobulator is in first?!?

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

JWT :bravo:

keevo posted:

Our Sproggler Gobulator is in first?!?
Currently 9th

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

keevo posted:

Our Sproggler Gobulator is in first?!?

Led a lap during green flag stops.

JWT :allears:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Just when we thought all hope was lost, here comes JWT to bunch up the field to temporarily restore hope of a non-Kyle win.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Just when we thought all hope was lost, here comes JWT to bunch up the field to temporarily restore hope of a non-Kyle win.

The hero we deserve

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This is gonna be Eldora all over again, isn't it? Austin Dillon will dive three wide, not be able to make it stick, Kyle wins.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
win #148

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

This is gonna be Eldora all over again, isn't it? Austin Dillon will dive three wide, not be able to make it stick, Kyle wins.

Yep.

They didn't even stick around for the interview, they just went to the SHR documentary. :lol:

ARCA now on FS2.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

How we love thee, ARCA. That was god drat special. Do go to the ARCA race if you're not watching already. :allears:

So much for this:

quote:

Matt Weaver ‏@MattWeaverSBN 4m4 minutes ago
So @BillVenturini25 has promised to kiss @FrankKimmel on the lips should he win this season. That's why I'm watching today, honestly.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
There's a girl in ARCA with the last name of Cornett being coached by a dude named Blanchard

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bobby Gerhart is pissed as gently caress at Frank Kimmel for some reason post-race.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CBJSprague24 posted:

Yep.

They didn't even stick around for the interview, they just went to the SHR documentary. :lol:

"We won't see Kyle Busch's post-race interview right now. It'll air later on NASCAR Live."
:irony:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

There's a girl in ARCA with the last name of Cornett being coached by a dude named Blanchard

Wow, no poo poo?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
you were the first guy I thought of when they said it lol

I was laughing for like 5 minutes imagining Corny Jim racing being CC'ed by Tully

e- Magnum TA would've been terrible in NASCAR

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Because he decided to Tweet this



I have some statistics to get you ready for tonight's race:

Kenny Wallace has 12 last-place finishes across all three NASCAR divisions - 9 in Cup and 3 in the XFINITY Series - which ties him for 18th-most all-time with John Andretti, Cecil Gordon, Rick Mast, Greg Sacks, Wendell Scott, and Dick Trickle.

While Kenny's 3 last-place runs in 546 XFINITY starts occurred years apart (1 each in 1992, 1994, and 2001), 7 of his Cup finishes came from 1997 through 2000, when he drove the Square D car for FILMAR Racing (#81) and then for Andy Petree (#55). 3 of those came in 1998, when he beat David Green for his only LASTCAR Cup Series title on a bottom-five tiebreaker, 10-5.

Kenny's first last-place finish in NASCAR's top three divisions came in the Cup race at Phoenix on November 3, 1991, when he and brothers Rusty and Mike became the first three-brother group to start the same Cup race since the Flocks back in the 1950s. Kenny, making his fifth Cup start that day, fell out after just 1 lap when the steering failed on his unsponsored #24 Team III Racing Pontiac. Rusty and Mike finished 5th and 31st in the 43-car field.

Kenny's 12th and most recent last-place run came in the 2008 Daytona 500, which was also the last time Furniture Row Racing entered two cars in a Cup race. Engine troubles made Wallace finish last in the #87 while his one-time teammate, Joe Nemechek, finished 41st. That fall at Talladega, Kenny finished 12th in his 344th and final Cup start.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

VikingSkull posted:

e- Magnum TA would've been terrible in NASCAR

Someone rattles his cage and he jams a wooden spike in their eye.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Someone rattles his cage and he jams a wooden spike in their eye.

I was more referring to him wrapping a Porsche around a telephone pole

e- also Kenny Wallace is the poor man's Ken Schrader

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

VikingSkull posted:

I was more referring to him wrapping a Porsche around a telephone pole


holy poo poo really

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
it's what ended his career

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I know, was being sarcastic.

The I Quit cage match is one of my all time favorites

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
you sonofabitch, now we gotta have a loser stops posting strap match

rest of the guys can be lumberjacks outside the forum, Uwe Boll guest referee

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

This is gonna be Eldora all over again, isn't it? Austin Ty Dillon will dive three wide, not be able to make it stick, Kyle Ryan wins.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Gaughan is A Bad Racer

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

A Fun Race.

e- Boomer said it in the chat and he's right: Sheheen's a more entertaining PBP guy than Rick Allen.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Aug 2, 2015

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


quote:

Brian Eberly ‏@beberly18 2m2 minutes ago

Post-Race Bubba walked up to the window of Buescher

Buescher simply said "(expletive) you" #NASCAR

The Aristocrats!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

e- Magnum TA would've been terrible in NASCAR

Probably but I'll tell you someone who was a hell of a racer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pTpWJ7JCo
better known as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao11bek_w4Y

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Aug 2, 2015

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

you sonofabitch, now we gotta have a loser stops posting strap match

rest of the guys can be lumberjacks outside the forum, Uwe Boll guest referee

i found a gif of Fauxhawk preparing for the match

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

ayn rand hand job posted:

i found a gif of Fauxhawk preparing for the match



don't forget my cardio routine:


sparring partners need credit too:

hunnert car pileup fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Aug 2, 2015

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuq4fg_nwo-paid-announcement-kyle-petty-joins-the-nwo_sport

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Nasty Nick likes race cars so he got Kyle Petty lmao

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