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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Magicpants posted:Unless that someone is himself. Then it'll be hilarious. Bonus points if the parents start pointing fingers at everyone else for why their son ended up a piece of poo poo, although the dad has already made a statement that they are concerned, so it doesn't seem likely.
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Feb 5, 2016 18:27
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Magicpants posted:Unless that someone is himself. Then it'll be hilarious. I did say someone else 
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Feb 5, 2016 18:32
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Or a Chiefs jersey. Holy poo poo Doltos posted:Those throws are consistently picked off at the NFL level unless your name is Cutler or Favre I have news for you Daltos Intruder fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Feb 5, 2016 18:48
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Lt. Frank Drebin posted:Bonus points if the parents start pointing fingers at everyone else for why their son ended up a piece of poo poo, although the dad has already made a statement that they are concerned, so it doesn't seem likely. Dad opens lawsuit against Mike Pettine
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Feb 5, 2016 18:55
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DariusLikewise posted:Dad opens lawsuit against Mike Pettine That's probably a good move, gently caress Mike Pettine. 
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Feb 5, 2016 19:55
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Intruder posted:I have news for you Daltos I was saying it's a testament to both those guys' arm strength that they weren't intercepted even more.
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Feb 5, 2016 19:58
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https://twitter.com/mathieu_era/status/695632517693513730 Bruce Arians' home for old folks and youths that need structure?
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Feb 5, 2016 19:59
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Qwijib0 posted:https://twitter.com/mathieu_era/status/695632517693513730 More like, The Pat Peterson Football Monastery.
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Feb 5, 2016 20:01
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Finally, let's get a reasonable opinion on this sensitive situation.quote:Deion Sanders says Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend is a problem
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Feb 5, 2016 20:30
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Feb 5, 2016 20:35
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That enabling whore!
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Feb 5, 2016 20:41
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Pretty sure we all saw this coming...
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Feb 5, 2016 20:42
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Chris James 2 posted:Ryan Leaf 2.0 Ryan Leaf posted:It's like a mirror, it really is. I listen to and hear stuff that's being said and what's going on and it's like a mirror for me. I can relate to so many things ... There's a solution. There always is but it's so hard to see when you're on this pedestal and [think] you don't need help. You don't need to be vulnerable because you're a big, strong football player and help means [being] weak. It doesn't. Asking for help might be the strongest thing you ever do. So it's hard because it was so fun to watch him. Great college quarterback. He's very capable and people want to cheer for him. 
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Feb 5, 2016 20:42
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surprised it took that long for the woman shaming tbh
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Feb 5, 2016 21:08
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NC-17 posted:Finally, let's get a reasonable opinion on this sensitive situation. Best player my franchise ever drafted right there... holy poo poo, what a bad human being. How can he say that poo poo and not be suspended immediately.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:14
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NC-17 posted:Finally, let's get a reasonable opinion on this sensitive situation. Oh Jesus. Seriously, what is wrong with people. Also JFF is garbage.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:18
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NC-17 posted:Finally, let's get a reasonable opinion on this sensitive situation. His full quotes are at least a little bit more even-keeled (though not completely) quote:“I’m not saying she is the problem. I’m saying their relationship is inflammatory,” I mean, Johnny's the real problem, but by all accounts she's also an alcoholic so that's going to create a feedback effect of poo poo. Of course, Johnny can't really blame it on her seeing as he sought her out at that party apparently, which is why Deion has it wrong. Nail Rat fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Feb 5, 2016 21:19
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Does Johnny get back into the league? I'm starting to think that he's finished.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:29
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shyduck posted:Does Johnny get back into the league? I'm starting to think that he's finished. If Greg Hardy has a place in the league, there's a place for a quarterback who's under 25 and can throw a touchdown or two in relief.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:30
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Nail Rat posted:If Greg Hardy has a place in the league, there's a place for a quarterback who's under 25 and can throw a touchdown or two in relief. I think Manziel has already demonstrated how interested he is in being a backup.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:31
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Nail Rat posted:If Greg Hardy has a place in the league, there's a place for a quarterback who's under 25 and can throw a touchdown or two in relief. Greg Hardy is probably done with the Cowboys though because he acted like a jackass all year Also Manziel's issues are way worse than Hardy's in terms of "Things that affect your play on the field"
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Feb 5, 2016 21:33
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Deion has a point. It's not like I want to hurt people. But Barbara says these things to me and gets me so riled up, I just have to. I mean, there's only so much a man can take before he just snaps. Why does she always have to bring Mom into everything? She knows how much it hurts me. She wants me to do these things. She wants me to hurt her. And I yell at her SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP, but she never does, and I wrap my hands around her throat and she just laughs and calls me Mama's Boy and I squeeze and squeeze and she laughs and I stab her heart, but it never phases her and it doesn't matter if I wrap her mouth in duct tape or cover her head in plastic or beat her head against the floor she just keeps laughing at me.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:34
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Ehud posted:Greg Hardy is probably done with the Cowboys though because he acted like a jackass all year But he'll get on a roster somewhere, and the Panthers players all said this week they'd take him back in a second. The league as a whole doesn't really care. quote:Also Manziel's issues are way worse than Hardy's in terms of "Things that affect your play on the field" True, but he's still not anywhere near the worst quarterback in the league even when he's hung over, as long as he shows up to the game. If he shows up, he's more valuable than someone like Pickles or Charlie Whitehurst. quote:Deion has a point. It's not like I want to hurt people. But Barbara says these things to me and gets me so riled up, I just have to. I mean, there's only so much a man can take before he just snaps. Why does she always have to bring Mom into everything? She knows how much it hurts me. She wants me to do these things. She wants me to hurt her. And I yell at her SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP, but she never does, and I wrap my hands around her throat and she just laughs and calls me Mama's Boy and I squeeze and squeeze and she laughs and I stab her heart, but it never phases her and it doesn't matter if I wrap her mouth in duct tape or cover her head in plastic or beat her head against the floor she just keeps laughing at me. Why do they come to me to die?
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Feb 5, 2016 21:40
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Feb 5, 2016 21:43
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Nail Rat posted:True, but he's still not anywhere near the worst quarterback in the league even when he's hung over, as long as he shows up to the game. If he shows up, he's more valuable than someone like Pickles or Charlie Whitehurst. The trouble is that you can't count on him to show up. He could die just driving the stadium.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:44
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Chilichimp posted:The trouble is that you can't count on him to show up. This didn't really hurt Ryan Mallett for some reason.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:45
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Chilichimp posted:The trouble is that you can't count on him to show up. He could die just driving the stadium. Yeah, but I still think at least one team past his first team gives him a shot before he goes out of the league forever. Maybe not. Oh god, what if the Raiders move to Vegas in 2017 and sign JFF. edit: I meant Vegas, thanks NFL for making me think of LA any time I think of "move"
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Feb 5, 2016 21:46
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Nail Rat posted:True, but he's still not anywhere near the worst quarterback in the league even when he's hung over, as long as he shows up to the game. If he shows up, he's more valuable than someone like Pickles or Charlie Whitehurst. Eh I think the problem is he has no interest in being a backup, he wants to start, and you can't build your offense around a guy who is a total trainwreck and getting into trouble on a regular basis.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:46
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NC-17 posted:Eh I think the problem is he has no interest in being a backup, he wants to start, and you can't build your offense around a guy who is a total trainwreck and getting into trouble on a regular basis. If only there was an organization with a need for a young star QB and a proven track record of taking cast-off free agents and turning them into franchise players...
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Feb 5, 2016 21:48
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Nail Rat posted:True, but he's still not anywhere near the worst quarterback in the league even when he's hung over, as long as he shows up to the game. If he shows up, he's more valuable than someone like Pickles or Charlie Whitehurst. Counterpoint: Whitehurst is cool and good
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Feb 5, 2016 21:53
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Mystic Stylez posted:Counterpoint: Whitehurst is cool and good Too bad, he's not cool or good at football.
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Feb 5, 2016 21:55
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Qwijib0 posted:https://twitter.com/mathieu_era/status/695632517693513730 umm....do we want this old folk/youth that needs structure? 
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Feb 5, 2016 22:17
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JPrime posted:umm....do we want this old folk/youth that needs structure? tyrann mathieu went from trainwreck who got kicked off the team and kept getting into trouble to one of the best safeties in the league without any sort of off-field incidents. poo poo, i'd take a risk on it, even though a sober and jesus-lovin jff would probably still be bad.
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Feb 5, 2016 22:50
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So Tebow
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Feb 5, 2016 22:52
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https://twitter.com/rlopezwfaa/status/695729000170164224 It gets worse by the hour.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:12
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fsif posted:https://twitter.com/rlopezwfaa/status/695729000170164224 I mean that seems like good news if we're thinking of the people involved. Obvious reasons for her, and if JFF is that hosed up it prevents him from making all of this even worse.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:16
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Welp, I guess JFF is CFL bound. I'm not sure I feel safe knowing he'll be in my province. Maybe bill C-51 will actually prove useful at keeping foreign terrorists out after all.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:22
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shiksa posted:tyrann mathieu went from trainwreck who got kicked off the team and kept getting into trouble to one of the best safeties in the league without any sort of off-field incidents. poo poo, i'd take a risk on it, even though a sober and jesus-lovin jff would probably still be bad. He was kicked out of LSU because his ex-teammate, Jordan Jefferson was coming over to his apartment and couldn't get into the gate. Instead of calling someone in the apartment, he basically attacked the gate, and then went into the apartment. Someone in the complex called the police and they showed up to the apartment where people were smoking weed. I wouldn't call that a train wreck.
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Grittybeard posted:I mean that seems like good news if we're thinking of the people involved. Obvious reasons for her, and if JFF is that hosed up it prevents him from making all of this even worse. Yeah, I'm glad something good came out of the mess, even if it only ends up being "she doesn't have to feel at risk from him again"
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