Dishonored: A very bad case of the Starscreams

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FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Orv posted:

Basically what we've learned here is that Roboky is the one in the right place.

Roboky's position on earth is a null pointer?

# ? Apr 10, 2016 20:51

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:09

Orv: May 4, 2011

For all intents and purposes, yeah, yeah it is.

# ? Apr 10, 2016 20:53

Stormgale: Feb 27, 2010

Orv posted:

For all intents and purposes, yeah, yeah it is.

It being basically a garbage heap of random code would explain most of Australia's fauna

# ? Apr 10, 2016 20:59

Shady Amish Terror: Oct 11, 2007; I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Stormgale posted:

It being basically a garbage heap of random code would explain most of Australia's fauna

Junk Data Australia is now my next fictional setting tia

# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:09

Stormgale: Feb 27, 2010

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Junk Data Australia is now my next fictional setting tia

I look forward to seeing you in court my good friend, I will have the noted legal firm of Attano and swords representing me.

# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:12

Shady Amish Terror: Oct 11, 2007; I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Stormgale posted:

I look forward to seeing you in court my good friend, I will have the noted legal firm of Attano and swords representing me.

I would object, but my legal counsel appears to have exploded in a gory mist. We'll settle on this one I think.

# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:20

Orv: May 4, 2011

Spring razors would bring some badly needed pomp to modern Law and Order.

God what a loving statement. "Modern" Law and Order.

# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:44

Stormgale: Feb 27, 2010

This is the type of precedent only we could make Mccoy, giving closing summations between the ticking of the clock.

"Its the hot new drug on the street, they call it krusking, go down to the waterfront and you'll get a high that can kill you"

# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:47

SpookyLizard: Feb 17, 2009

I'd pay good money to have Corvo's assassinations investigated by Jerry Orbach.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:11

Stormgale: Feb 27, 2010

SpookyLizard posted:

I'd pay good money to have Corvo's assassinations investigated by Jerry Orbach.

Stormgale: You know now i'm imagining law and order trying to make sense of the three of y'alls Dishonored playthrough.
Stormgale: I need to find an artist.
Sega Erotic Bass Fishing: Do it
Sega Erotic Bass Fishing: I need to see what becomes of that
((The second one is Orv))

Anyone know any artists that aren't anime as sin?

# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:12

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002

I was thinking more Columbo.

"You know, High Overseer, just one more thing..."

Or Inspector Jenks.

"If I branded THIS on your hand, would it mean anything to you?"

# ? Apr 11, 2016 01:37

Orv: May 4, 2011

Jessica Fletcher or go home.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 01:58

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Smecker from Boondock Saints.

"Oh, isn't that beautiful? A who's who of Dunwall's upper class start dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the City Watch to do my thinking for me, I will be floating in the loving river! "

Actually a game like this, presented as a crime scene recreation and narrated by William Dafoe, would be really loving awesome.

IMJack fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 11, 2016

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:11

Orv: May 4, 2011

No no, knock-off Willem Dafoe, otherwise known as Kevin Bacon.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:16

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

My Australian history classes also taught that the American civil war was an economic matter because slaves aren't consumers and aren't particularly compatible with capitalism. :shrug:

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:26

AlphaKretin: Dec 25, 2014; A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

My Australian history class didn't teach me about the American Civil War. :v:

Then again I dropped it the second it became elective.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:35

AradoBalanga: Jan 3, 2013

IMJack posted:

Smecker from Boondock Saints.

"Oh, isn't that beautiful? A who's who of Dunwall's upper class start dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the City Watch to do my thinking for me, I will be floating in the loving river! "

Actually a game like this, presented as a crime scene recreation and narrated by William Dafoe, would be really loving awesome.

Willem Dafoe narrating various games would be wonderful to see.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:47

sleepy.eyes: Sep 14, 2007; Like a pig in a chute.

My American History classes, in America, didn't teach me poo poo about American History.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:39

apostateCourier: Oct 9, 2012

sleepy.eyes posted:

My American History classes, in America, didn't teach me poo poo about American History.

Sounds about right, yeah.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:59

Monokeros deAstris: Nov 7, 2006; which means Magical Space Unicorn

AradoBalanga posted:

Willem Dafoe in drag narrating various games would be wonderful to see.

Fixed

# ? Apr 11, 2016 06:44

SpookyLizard: Feb 17, 2009

Columbo would be great for the nonlethals kills.

My heart is heavy that Jerry Orbach is dead. I just keep picturing him with a cup of coffee in one hand, making jokes at the expense of the dead men stacked like cord wood in robokys wake.

And then Lois omg all composure to stomp on rats.

The many many rats.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 07:15

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

AradoBalanga posted:

Willem Dafoe narrating various games would be wonderful to see.

Scene: the aftermath of Orv's slaughter at Boyle's last party.
"This was done by six assassins with different weapons."
"What if it was just one assassin with six weapons?"
"Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh genius?"

# ? Apr 11, 2016 07:42

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

I'd prefer a Vicera Cleanup Detail level of the Boyle house after one of Orv's runs.

While Willem Dafoe and company stand around in the main hall shouting at each other.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 16:37

Lunethex: Feb 4, 2013; Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

What is the Dishonored version of Ammonia?

# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:19

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

White vinegar is a thing we know exists due to a throwaway conversation in Galvani's house so that'd come close for a lot of purposes.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:33

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

Please, we all know Corvo would just use someone elses blood.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:00

keseph: Oct 21, 2010; beep bawk boop bawk

Lunethex posted:

What is the Dishonored version of Ammonia?

I fear you may have misunderstood the meaning of a "clean hands" run.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:07

Wiseblood: Dec 31, 2000

Lunethex posted:

What is the Dishonored version of Ammonia?

Whale urine.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:27

EponymousMrYar: Jan 4, 2015; The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

ShootaBoy posted:

Please, we all know Corvo would just use someone elses blood.

Please, we all know he'd use Whale Oil. Fire/explosions is the best cleanser after all.

... Ok actually he'd probably just use rat swarms because those things can apparently chunk bone too.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 22:29

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

When everything's soaked crimson, there's no such thing as a blood-stain.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:31

SpookyLizard: Feb 17, 2009

That's would cover up a lot of the evidence and if they didn't mail the investigators to death they'd be stuck crushing the rats for DAYS.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:48

Nekomimi-Maiden: Feb 27, 2011; I'm here to help you.
Rule number one, don't get me killed.

No, they'd just shoot each other while shooting the rats to chase them off.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 02:54

aerether: Nov 3, 2008; College Slice

Just letting you know -- I'm binge-watching this LP (it's great, btw) and the OP's low chaos section links to Royal Physician and Return to the Tower but not Lady Boyle's Last Party. I got real confused for a second!

# ? Apr 12, 2016 06:51

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

aerether posted:

Just letting you know -- I'm binge-watching this LP (it's great, btw) and the OP's low chaos section links to Royal Physician and Return to the Tower but not Lady Boyle's Last Party. I got real confused for a second!

Deerrrrrp. I'm a bad! Thanks for that.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 06:55