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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
if you wanna get even more :smith:, have you ever done antidepressants IN THE PAST? because that effect can linger. stay safe goon.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
jiggled again!!!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
i think the wellbutrin is finally defeating the zoloft as ive jacked it thrice in two days

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
more or less meth and more or less cocks: keep varying combinations of those and see if you come right afterwards. best of luck. my own suspicion is that your solution is more dicks and more meth.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
"Sadbrains Crew" < "Numb Dick Army"

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I can't jizz from having sex either.


Because I can't get laid.

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

David Copperfield posted:

if you wanna get even more :smith:, have you ever done antidepressants IN THE PAST? because that effect can linger. stay safe goon.

I took some as treatment for ADD and I kind of had this problem.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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David Copperfield posted:

if you wanna get even more :smith:, have you ever done antidepressants IN THE PAST? because that effect can linger. stay safe goon.

yeah like 4 years ago though...

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Weener Beater posted:

Pick one

-Stop using meth
-Stop jerking off everyday
-Stop shoving massive dildos up your rear end, thereby crushing your prostate and inhibiting the flow of ejaculate from your testes through your vas deferens, through your engorged cock and out your pee hole

idiot

This guy gets it

OP you probably death grip your weenie so a wet box doesn't feel even close. Start using loob and relax man

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Nuts and Gum posted:

This guy gets it

OP you probably death grip your weenie so a wet box doesn't feel even close. Start using loob and relax man

yeah, thats what i feel like too. thats why im gonna stop fapping for a while to get the sensitivity back.


the girl im loving rn likes it doesnt mind this whole thing though since i can smash her non stop for like 2 hours

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

sometimes i just leak cum allover the place

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Maybe it'd work if you loved her more?

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Tell ur sister to stop booty-bumping I know she needs the money for her six-day a week habit but drat you and your brother gonna wear out that Hershey highway like a fleet of truckers

zegs
Aug 21, 2008

Too zegs to live
Too zegs to die
Too zegsy for this shirt
Too zegs to exist
google BXO

and don't whinge to me again :emo:

rubbe
Jul 19, 2008
i jizz from masturbation but dont get a orgasm. i have not been able to for over a decade. I get orgasm if i use flesh light though.

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
is the meth thing ironic or are posters here actually dumb enough to do that poo poo

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

EllisD posted:

is the meth thing ironic or are posters here actually dumb enough to do that poo poo

WHat does this post say? I haven't learnt to read yet

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Honestly? It's the jerking off and the meth. Take two weeks off wanking and don't use for 48hrs before you have sex. You'll be spurting.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
practice on a couch op

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Maybe your girl is too fat, or maybe you're angry at her for something you don't realize. You should force her to exercise and also hit her a lot. Also, you might be gay. Have her grow a penis and see if that helps.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

have you tried increasing the meth?

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Get a loose fleshlight and practice loving it with a condom once a week max in place of masturbating.

Also, you might not have known, but goats are nature's training wheels.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
You probably just have a mental block. Get a little booze in ya to shut that poo poo off and try to relax and have fun. Be open about it and just keep having sex until you're comfortable and dont have to think so much about it you'll be good. Hope this helps.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cut a new hole in her and gently caress it

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

op has gotten a lot of good advice and should follow most of it

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
It's probably just that you've jerked it to bizarre and outlandish porn to the extent that a real, normal woman doesn't really do much for you any more.

Keep away from the online smut for a bit (you filthy weirdo) and your sexuality will probably readjust*.











*Or not, I don't know, I'm not a loving psychiatrist.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
As a scientist, chronic masturbator and sex addict with more than 40 years of experience and detailed journals of my every penile arousal I have the following advice;

Stop jerking off. Your dick has become desensitized from abuse Give it 4 days rest and plenty of sleep and you will be able to nut from boning big time

Also

If you are using rubbers (and I hope you are because we don't need additional morons in the gene pool) don't use Trojan brand. They have come to dominate the store shelves but they are the worst for comfort, sensitivity, and texture. Try skynn brand

If you are using lube try one of the new hybrid types. Some water based are ok but they tend to dry out too fast or turn into a swamp. Silicon ones are great but impossible to clean off sheets or your skin. Hybrids are the best of both worlds. I recommend Wet hybrid

If you have a tiny peenzor or your partner is cavernously "loose" you probably aren't getting the necessary contact friction. Try using a different orifice. If you know what I mean. ;-)

Dildo Malone
Sep 14, 2008


meth is very bad for you

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Weener Beater posted:

Try using a different orifice. If you know what I mean. ;-)

ear?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ohh... you mean the mouth

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Cloaca, idiot

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
You dont have to use a different orifice if shes a bit loose. All about positon then. Try lifting both her legs up together at your shoulder to tighten it up when you wanna finish. There are other positions that do that but thats my fav.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

ohh... you mean the mouth

Two words;

A. Nus.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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MisterFister posted:

You dont have to use a different orifice if shes a bit loose. All about positon then. Try lifting both her legs up together at your shoulder to tighten it up when you wanna finish. There are other positions that do that but thats my fav.

shes pretty tight but not as tight as my masturbation death grip. penises adjust to sensitivity pretty quickly so i think this whole no fap thing for a week will fix it. ill report back

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

jigglemaster7 posted:

shes pretty tight but not as tight as my masturbation death grip. penises adjust to sensitivity pretty quickly so i think this whole no fap thing for a week will fix it. ill report back

Can't wait to hear the results of the change in your masturbation habits!

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Quickscope420dad posted:

Can't wait to hear the results of the change in your masturbation habits!

cant wait for your posting to stop being so poo poo

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

jigglemaster7 posted:

cant wait for your posting to stop being so poo poo

Hey I was just being a well-wisher, don't take your blue-balls out on me!

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

jigglemaster7 posted:

shes pretty tight but not as tight as my masturbation death grip. penises adjust to sensitivity pretty quickly so i think this whole no fap thing for a week will fix it. ill report back

Alternately, stick your hand up her rear end while you're loving her and press down hard to try to jerk yourself off through her puss.

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