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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT 7/22/14: Where's the dang thread (right here)
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TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

theacox posted:

Please leave your babies and animals at home.

And not just when you go to the ballpark

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
My wife doesn't understand why I watch Brewers games, and I don't really either.

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

TheChaosPath posted:

And not just when you go to the ballpark

:hfive:

e: holy poo poo that couldn't have ended any better.

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William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
That was one hell of a tootblan.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 Jesus Christ, Reds.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:pray: please do a thing, Neil

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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Didn't I tell you? Chris Perez needs to be kicked to the moon.

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oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


 Jumbo Diaz owns

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Morales tagged in the crotch lol

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!

zakharov posted:

Rangers/Yankees is the worst game of the year

yeah, pretty much

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

theacox posted:

mlb.tv just started skipping badly for me. I think it's trying to tell me to turn off this game.

God that poo poo pisses me off. MLB.tv pisses me off.

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Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

 Perez walked 4 in a row :stare:

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:frog: RBIBB on Ball 16

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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
I guess Mattingly thought Perez was going to be struck by lightning and magically start throwing strikes. What a stupid decision to leave him in there when it was very obvious Perez didn't have poo poo.

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InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
 DFA Chris Perez, what the gently caress is the point of this rear end in a top hat.

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

Hipster_Doofus posted:

God that poo poo pisses me off. MLB.tv pisses me off.

Pretty rare for me, but sometimes I think someone might be trying to tell me something.

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Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
I will miss MIKE OLT! but man he is not good at major league baseball.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:russbus:

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I cannot express in words how putrid the Yankees offense is

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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Buster Fuckin Posey

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Lead-off walk on 4 pitches is always the best thing to do with a 6-run lead in the 9th inning.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
There's only one possible way that this could go wrong now and I have a feeling it's warming up in the bullpen right now

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 yes.

gently caress you, Papelbon.

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Adrianza being bad suddenly matters.

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Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
RIP Ryan Zimmerman

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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

There's only one possible way that this could go wrong now and I have a feeling it's warming up in the bullpen right now

No worries on your part. A five year old could be warming up in the bullpen and the Pirates would still win, trust me.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

There's only one possible way that this could go wrong now and I have a feeling it's warming up in the bullpen right now
Put loving Melancon in you loving assholes

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Cubs win! :toot:

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deathlove posted:

I will miss MIKE OLT! but man he is not good at major league baseball.

He will go to Japan and hit glorious dingers and be born anew. You'll see! You haven't seen the last of Mike Olt! :argh:

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 this game will never end

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Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

 :yarr: raise it! :yarr:

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Raise it :yarr:

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Thank god :yarr:

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Yankees/Rangers heading to the 12th, still 0-0 if you like bad games.

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sammo
Jan 15, 2014

zakharov posted:

Yankees/Rangers heading to the 12th, still 0-0 if you like bad games.

Somebody just needs to hit a homerun and finish this game.

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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Hector Santiago has looked really bad and has given up so many hard hit balls so far. Don't know how long he can keep it scoreless.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

sammo posted:

Somebody just needs to hit a homerun and finish this game.

Excellent news, David Huff is now pitching.

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sammo
Jan 15, 2014

zakharov posted:

Excellent news, David Huff is now pitching.

Bad Rangers offensive still couldn't get it done.

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oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


 Come on K-Rod...

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 jesus christ

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