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i am a fit, toned 20 something male with a shaved chest and confident demeanor. how did i get this way you ask? by using <completely retarded exercise product that either doesn't do poo poo, or barely works one isolated muscle group>
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gonna ride in my car listening to indie pop with my mixed ethnicity friends dancing in their seats at night while city lights reflect off the windshield (at least one friend will be black but not *too* black because that would be scary)
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Oct 16, 2014 18:17
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Miltank posted:its the price they will pay for a better society i'm surprised no one's posted bill hicks' unfunny spittling about advertisers. truly a different era for gbs.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:17
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fast food ads where the dad and boys of a family are eating burgers and drinking soft drinks and the mother has a salad and a water. gently caress you guys
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Oct 16, 2014 18:18
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:in commercial world this is what middle aged women do when they want to tell one another about how they are pooping so often lately with the help of probiotics jamie lee curtis loves to poo poo man
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Oct 16, 2014 18:21
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Extremely attractive and scantily clad women selling anything.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:21
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any commercial that wants to trend on twitter
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Oct 16, 2014 18:21
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any commercial advertising phone apps
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Oct 16, 2014 18:22
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Liquid Chicken posted:Car dealer who runs ads repeatedly on every channel, yammers on and on and has a single catch phrase always used at the end. You folks in upstate New York know which fat gently caress I'm talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0ZD2a6SM4 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!! 1-800-AUTO-LAND!!
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Oct 16, 2014 18:23
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No More Heroes posted:Extremely attractive and scantily clad women selling anything. No no youre supposed to post the ones you hate
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Oct 16, 2014 18:23
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I know I'm about to do something wrong in life because the color goes all desaturated and the camera that's always filming me starts shaking around violently. I am also a complete loving retard when it comes to day to day activities that literally no other able-bodied person in the world has ever had the slightest issue with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMmUwsT0NlA GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Oct 16, 2014 18:25
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i hate how, in america at least, ANY time they show an interracial couple in a commercial it is a black man with a white woman. i honestly think it's part of the jew's attack on the christian white race.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:55
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let me show u some numbers not enough? check out THESE numbers a car driving on a curved road i have more numbers for you look, a screen full of tiny text TOO LATE U MISSED IT it was really good too haha bich
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Oct 16, 2014 19:04
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When my blockers stopped working and I actually had to watch youtube ads for a whole day. LIZ MEET BRAD. LIZ MEET BRAD. LIZ MEET BRAD.
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Oct 16, 2014 19:05
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LifeSizePotato posted:i'm surprised no one's posted bill hicks' unfunny spittling about advertisers. truly a different era for gbs. Saying "unfunny" when talking about Bill Hicks is somewhat redundant.
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Oct 16, 2014 19:24
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THIS YOGURT IS THE BOMB FUCKIN EAT THIS YOGURT SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE IT'LL MAKE YOU POOP BETTER I'M A NONTHREATENING OLDER WHITE WOMAN EATING YOGURT TO MAKE MY POOPS NICER
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Oct 16, 2014 19:28
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I'm wearing this utterly horrid-smelling body spray and it's attracting all these women to me because it's scientifically designed to do so. I don't even need to shower anymore, I just spray this fucker all over my body.
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Oct 16, 2014 19:34
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BrownJenkin posted:Slow motion shots of ladies in white bouncing on a trampoline or some similar activity. Nope, no period blood on those capris! This tampon must be very effective! Oooooh the tampon ladies sing this song do-daaa, do-daa Period blood tracks miles long Ohh de-do-da-day
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Oct 16, 2014 19:42
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i'd buy that for $1.89 - that's inflation!
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Oct 16, 2014 19:42
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those ads where you're not sure if it's for perfume, a car, or tampons until the end
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Oct 16, 2014 19:43
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Blistex posted:Showing a potential consumer that they will be "comfortably different" or "safely original". Last thing you want to do is make people think that they are going to get something and end up being visibly different or alone. Even if your intended audience are the most counter-culture hipsters, you still want to make sure they know (subconsciously that they will not be alone). you sound like you work in advertising. u should shoot up ur office and then kill yourself
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Oct 16, 2014 19:45
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Portals posted:those ads where you're not sure if it's for perfume, a car, or tampons until the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VC9PsJb6S_s#t=9
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Oct 16, 2014 19:46
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me, in my nice kitchen w/ granite countertops: you know jamie i just haven't been regular lately!! jamie: have u tried activia? youll be taking gross mammoth shits multiple times a day in no time me: wow thanks celeb girlfriend will do
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Oct 16, 2014 19:46
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prinneh posted:Oooooh the tampon ladies sing this song Learn to count syllables. That is horrible.
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Oct 16, 2014 19:51
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Blistex posted:Saying "unfunny" when talking about Bill Hicks is somewhat redundant. not in gbs 1.0 it wasn't. any comedians thread was full of goons jizzing about bill hicks
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Oct 16, 2014 19:55
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i hate when idiots who took an intro to business class at the community college genuinely think "any publicity is good publicity" or "hey, must've worked, it got you talking about them!"
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Oct 16, 2014 19:57
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My dad died in 9/11, which is why I use Tylenol for my heartburn problems
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Oct 16, 2014 19:57
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Phobic Nest posted:It isn't even a pleasant blue, just a sickly grayish color that makes everything look as dead as the target consumer's boner. it's either dumb poo poo like that or they show old people fuckin
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Oct 16, 2014 20:04
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any number of badly rendered 3d animated mascots that a company is apparently stuck with and continues to bang out commercials with them.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:09
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exspurt analcyst posted:any number of badly rendered 3d animated mascots that a company is apparently stuck with and continues to bang out commercials with them. THE GENERAL The Bubsy 3D of advertisements.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:18
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blah blah family family children kids children family family kids kids blah buy our chicken
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Oct 16, 2014 20:18
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Farts posted:Ask your doctor about ____________! This is the real hosed up poo poo. Why is a for-profit company marketing brain altering chemicals directly to the consumer? DO YOU EVER GET TIRED? THIS MAY BE FOR YOU
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Oct 16, 2014 20:22
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Liquid Chicken posted:Car dealer who runs ads repeatedly on every channel, yammers on and on and has a single catch phrase always used at the end. You folks in upstate New York know which fat gently caress I'm talking about. billy fuccillo murdered a man and got away with it
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Oct 16, 2014 20:46
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Maldoror posted:blah blah family family children kids children family family kids kids blah buy our chicken and the accompanying 'ooh wop bop bop' *clap clap clap* 'bop bop doo' song thats in every commercial. being a consumer is so fun and whismical!
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Oct 16, 2014 20:56
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Video game adverts where they wub with every screen transition.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:58
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middle aged cowboys with erectile dysfunction. also not being fresh down there for women apparently translates into the beach and ocean waves.
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Oct 16, 2014 22:12
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u gotta be ready if ur at the beach and someone wants to smell ur oval office
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Oct 16, 2014 22:14
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Ads where retail workers aren't miserable. I get that you want me to go to your store but I can only suspend my disbelief so much, drat
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Oct 16, 2014 23:15
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the old christian man in a developing country. why do you need my help when you're right there, just slap the flies off that skinnyfat baby yourself
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i hate theon e where they think ill buy their poo poo nigga if i wanted it id hit YOU up
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