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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Who the gently caress orders 10 "medium" (what the ever loving hell?? Family or large sizes exist) pizzas for 15 loving people!?!
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Tsinava posted:"I made my family disappear." - Goon drinking wine alone in a hotel room in his home town on Christmas.
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Oct 24, 2014 21:35
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my favorite thing about the home alone movies is that family leaves a small child home alone for christmas break and also lets him run away to new york for christmas break and no one learns a loving thing. those movies are as American as A Christmas Story is. it brings tears to my eyes.
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Oct 24, 2014 21:39
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I can't even think about Home Alone without associating it with CHUD.
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Oct 24, 2014 22:14
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Oct 24, 2014 22:16
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The sequel went out of its way too highlight what an rear end Buzz is and how the family doesn't give two shits about it or making sure he is punished for doing anything. Seriously, he embarrasses Kevin in front of the whole school during a solo and Kevin is the one that gets punished? It's no surprise they don't even tell Uncle Frank to knock his bullshit of if they can't even raise their voice at their eldest. Kevin's dad is a pretty lovely parent. At least the mom feels bad and tries to do something, he just sits on his rear end shrugging his shoulders. And why did the mom think getting into a windowless van with a bunch of desperate looking dudes who begged her to join them was ok? WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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Oct 24, 2014 22:19
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Didn't Kevin set up his death traps and microwave his mac and cheese in like an hour? And clean up all the tar and fix the busted doors? Most unbelievable part.
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Oct 24, 2014 22:23
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the pizza incident is also what led him to thieving, what a layered film
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Oct 24, 2014 22:24
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Orchestrated Mess posted:the pizza incident is also what led him to thieving, what a layered film Taking a shuttle therefore the cars being left behind therefore adding to Kevin's fantasy was also good. The first film went to great lengths to sell everything, the second was just Kevin's dad being an idiot and not keeping an eye on his son in a busy airport. And the creepy old dude only has himself to blame for people thinking he's a murderer. Hmmm should I say hello to my neighbor? Or just slam down my bloody bandaged hand in front of him and stare into his soul
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Oct 24, 2014 22:31
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WhyteRyce posted:Didn't Kevin set up his death traps and microwave his mac and cheese in like an hour? And clean up all the tar and fix the busted doors? Most unbelievable part. 
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Oct 24, 2014 22:31
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WhyteRyce posted:Taking a shuttle therefore the cars being left behind therefore adding to Kevin's fantasy was also good. The first film went to great lengths to sell everything, the second was just Kevin's dad being an idiot and not keeping an eye on his son in a busy airport. Yea old dude has definitely been maced at least 15 times in his life by terrified people Also gently caress that family. I guess child neglect is heartwarming and funny if you're a family of rich pricks who own every appliance and power tool in the galaxy. "LOOK WHAT YA DID YOU LITTLE JERK!" is the best part of the movie though. Freeloading Uncle is a supreme ayehole. haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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Oct 24, 2014 22:32
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WhyteRyce posted:Taking a shuttle therefore the cars being left behind therefore adding to Kevin's fantasy was also good. The first film went to great lengths to sell everything, the second was just Kevin's dad being an idiot and not keeping an eye on his son in a busy airport. this movie is deeper than you think when the creepy old dude puts his bandaged hand infront of kevin it then switches the camera to a viewpoint that looks like you are looking out of kevins eyes and into the old dude's, combined with the subtle fish-eye lens we can take it to mean that its mostly kevins imagination that is making him seem menacing and not how he is acting
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Oct 24, 2014 22:33
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Skeleton King posted:this movie is deeper than you think They did that too with Kevin having a flashback of all the mean stuff they said to him. Makes you think how much of that poo poo Kevin made up in his head. Maybe the "Wet Bandits" were just two Jehovah's witnesses he invited in.
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Oct 24, 2014 22:40
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Also when I saw this movie in the theater I was too young to understand why the pizza delivery boy was pissed off when Kevin gave him exact change for the pizza.
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Oct 24, 2014 22:43
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haljordan posted:Also when I saw this movie in the theater I was too young to understand why the pizza delivery boy was pissed off when Kevin gave him exact change for the pizza. The dude runs over their property twice and complains about the tip...that sounds pretty accurate.
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Oct 24, 2014 22:51
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When I delivered pizza back in the day I used to hate it when people would send their kids to the door to pay, one little ahole pocketed my tip in front of me and smirked
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Oct 24, 2014 23:03
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evyerthing i learned about guerrilla warfare, i learned from home alone. however, the mccallisters are clearly bourgeois, making it hard to sympathize with their reactionary little poo poo. the wet bandits are revolutionaries, latter day robbing hoods, striking back at the wealthy by seizing their poo poo.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:52
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WhyteRyce posted:Kevin's dad is a pretty lovely parent. At least the mom feels bad and tries to do something, he just sits on his rear end shrugging his shoulders. And why did the mom think getting into a windowless van with a bunch of desperate looking dudes who begged her to join them was ok? i too think home alone would be greatly enhanced by kevin's mom getting gangraped by a troupe of travelling musicians and choking to death on john's candy
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Oct 24, 2014 23:57
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Frostwerks posted:i too think home alone would be greatly enhanced by kevin's mom getting gangraped by a troupe of travelling musicians and choking to death on john's candy while polka music plays. this is important.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:59
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Orchestrated Mess posted:the pizza incident is also what led him to thieving, what a layered film likely getting sexually assaulted as a child actor is also what led him to heroin, what a layered life! macauley culkin, method actor
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Oct 24, 2014 23:59
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i laughed when the italian and jewish robber pair pretty much got murdered
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Randarkman posted:i laughed when the italian and jewish robber pair pretty much got murdered happy hanakuh marv
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Oct 25, 2014 00:03
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I like how a hysterical mother begs the police to go to the house to find her (left behind) child and they send one dipshit goofus who knocks lightly on the door and just bounces.
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Oct 25, 2014 00:08
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haljordan posted:I like how a hysterical mother begs the police to go to the house to find her (left behind) child and they send one dipshit goofus who knocks lightly on the door and just bounces. p accurate imo
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Oct 25, 2014 00:12
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Frostwerks posted:p accurate imo Nah irl the cop would've used a rook to get up to Kevin's tree house and then shot him in the face.
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Oct 25, 2014 00:14
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haljordan posted:Nah irl the cop would've used a rook to get up to Kevin's tree house and then shot him in the face. he's not black
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Oct 25, 2014 00:15
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haljordan posted:Nah irl the cop would've used a rook to get up to Kevin's tree house and then shot him in the face. bullshit kevins family are super white and super rich, if anything the cop would have gotten down on his knees and sucked his benefactors dick
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Oct 25, 2014 00:16
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Baba Ganoush posted:I thought it was supposed to teach us that setting up lethal booby traps in common places was a funny and generally good thing to do. This is exactly what I did after seeing the movies but my sister didn't disappear after I spider webbed her room in scotch tape I just got grounded. WhyteRyce posted:The sequel went out of its way too highlight what an rear end Buzz is and how the family doesn't give two shits about it or making sure he is punished for doing anything. Seriously, he embarrasses Kevin in front of the whole school during a solo and Kevin is the one that gets punished? I just figured Buzz was mildly retarded and didn't know better. The Bible fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 00:41
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The Bible posted:This is exactly what I did after seeing the movies but my sister didn't disappear after I spider webbed her room in scotch tape I just got grounded. Plus Buzz's girlfriend.......WOOF.
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Oct 25, 2014 00:45
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morally inept's girlfriend, WOOF
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Oct 25, 2014 00:49
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hahaha does anyone else remember that guy? i sure do
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Oct 25, 2014 00:49
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BASF posted:In the movie Home Alone, the whole McAllister family was about to leave for a Christmas Family Vacation in Paris. The night before they left, there were 15 people in the House sleeping under one roof. The Main McAllister family consisted of Peter & Kate McAllister the parents. Buzz the oldest, Megan the second oldest, then Jeff then Linnie & of course young Kevin. The others that were staying were Peter's brother Frank, his wife Leslie & of course their children Tracy, Sondra, Brooke & Fuller. Also were two of his other brother Rob's & his wife Georgette's children Heather who was going to college near where Frank lived & Rod who was finishing up high school in the USA. Rob & Georgette lived in Paris. The night before they left for Paris they all had differences but young Kevin was always getting picked on mostly by his own siblings. When Kevin asked what should I pack, Jeff teases him saying toilet paper & water. Linnie says he's incompetent. Plus Megan refuses to help him get a suitcase down from the closet. Buzz the oldest is the worst of all yelling at him a lot teasing him from time to time & calling him flemwad. The night before they left for Paris, they didn't want to go through the trouble of cooking something for 15 people, so they ordered pizza for everybody. 
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Oct 25, 2014 02:01
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Frostwerks posted:i too think home alone would be greatly enhanced by kevin's mom getting gangraped by a troupe of travelling musicians and choking to death on john's candy Where is my dark and gritty Home Alone reboot. Oh wait that was Quantum of Solace
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Oct 25, 2014 02:23
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i would gently caress kevin's mom
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Oct 25, 2014 02:28
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Is it possible Kevin and the Wet Bandits were smarter than Bond and that guy with mommy issues? MI6 seems about as capable as the McAllister clan
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WhyteRyce posted:Where is my dark and gritty Home Alone reboot. harry and marv will be played by former forums moderator aatrek and michael jackson, directed by brian singer. produced by woodie allen. it'll be meta as gently caress as macauley culkin will have to elude his adversaries both on and off the set, in fiction and in reality
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