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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hahah. That dude was refused entry to England because he'd be a detriment to our society or something.

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Lasher posted:

Hahah. That dude was refused entry to England because he'd be a detriment to our society or something.

or bringing in eastern european prostitutes, which is the most likely cause of a white man to be denied entry to the UK

White people having sex there hasn't been allowed for some time now

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ScratchAndSniff posted:

They say Asians make good "beginner girlfriends", but try as I might I can't seem to get any dates with them. Does anyone have advice on getting to that first step?

They are nicer to me than fat girls, in general (who also won't date me), so I know I'm headed in the right direction. Any help is appreciated.

world is a cruel place

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

tbh azn girls pretty much worship white dudes and they see themselves as inferior to the white man

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
I dated a Korean girl in high school, but she was adopted by white parents. Many years later I have come to realize that this was an ideal situation as asian parents can be... challenging... to some white boy dating their daughter.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
I have a buddy who only dates chubby Asian girls. His current girlfriend was skinny when they stated dating and she's probably put on 20 lbs in the last year. Its funny as hell because he refuses to admit he has a fetish.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Baba Ganoush posted:

or bringing in eastern european prostitutes, which is the most likely cause of a white man to be denied entry to the UK

White people having sex there hasn't been allowed for some time now
what?

Fortis
Oct 21, 2009

feelin' fine

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

I dated a Korean girl in high school, but she was adopted by white parents. Many years later I have come to realize that this was an ideal situation as asian parents can be... challenging... to some white boy dating their daughter.

My ex is Chinese and I can confirm this. In the 5 years we dated I managed to get her parents to begrudgingly tolerate me, having worked my way up to that from them initially refusing to acknowledge that we were together and trying to set her up on blind dates constantly. The step above that was them hating me to my face. Really felt like progress.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Gorman Thomas posted:

I have a buddy who only dates chubby Asian girls. His current girlfriend was skinny when they stated dating and she's probably put on 20 lbs in the last year. Its funny as hell because he refuses to admit he has a fetish.

Feeders aren't funny at all IMHO.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
My sister in law is Chinese and she's lovely, her and my brother have a little baby who is adorable.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

mookface posted:

There was this guy at work that I really didn't like for various reasons and he said he dates Asian girls pretty much exclusively. This is totally fine if thats what you're into but I didn't like this guy so I made up a story about how I read a study that found that white males attracted to Asian girls are more likely to be pedophiles.

Well he went ballistic and starts freaking out that I'm calling him a pedophile and that maybe I should keep these loving studies to myself and generally carrying on. I calmy told him that the numbers don't lie and to not hate me for simply presenting statistical data and he kept losing it and making a general scene in front of everyone.

Maybe they should conduct a study

Yep I'm sure that's how he woulda reacted if you had said those things rather than thinking them

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Fortis posted:

My ex is Chinese and I can confirm this. In the 5 years we dated I managed to get her parents to begrudgingly tolerate me, having worked my way up to that from them initially refusing to acknowledge that we were together and trying to set her up on blind dates constantly. The step above that was them hating me to my face. Really felt like progress.

maybe you should have been a doctor or lawyer or interested in their 29 year old spinster daughter instead

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

We are a savage nation.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
good thing my dick is as racist as I am so I never feel the compulsion to hit on asians.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Feeders aren't funny at all IMHO.

I think you need to mix it up a bit, don't knock what you haven't had.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Also yo this is a month old.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wedNMxNdkMM

Watch this if you want some pro tips as to how to hook up with a sexy Asian girl.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I never dated any asian women. Pretty much only white girls. Not by choice, mind you, all ladies are beautiful in their own way.

It's just that all the non-white lady's brothers and fathers chanting "kill whitey" kind of put me off, you know? I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol white guys who date asians are creepy

its good 2 be albanian get the best of everything white girls black girls latinas arabs

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Pon de Bundy posted:

lol white guys who date asians are creepy

its good 2 be albanian get the best of everything white girls black girls latinas arabs

dating women is akin to rape

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

Pon de Bundy posted:

lol white guys who date asians are creepy

its good 2 be albanian get the best of everything white girls black girls latinas arabs

there is nothing good about being albanian

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

anchoress posted:

there is nothing good about being albanian

being a muslim owns i can have all your women but you cant ours

Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
My wife is Japanese. Never dated an Asian before her. Now I got a terminal case of Yellow fever. If we divorced I could never go back to a horrible white woman.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Pon de Bundy posted:

being a muslim owns i can have all your women but you cant ours

hint: no one wants to

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
at least you admit albanians aren't white, i've had a hard time convincing them of that in the past

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Why would you need a PS3 when you have a real life anime, living in your house?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


you just have to demonstrate that you're a strong patriarch capable of providing for them, and they'll obediently line up for marriage

in asia, anyways, if they've lived in the US a while they're ruined

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

hint: no one wants to

i want to

send em all my way

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo posted:

hint: no one wants to

lol albanian girls are hot are you retarded

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
albanian girls are hairy and smell like garlic

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

anchoress posted:

albanian girls are hairy and smell like garlic

ahh i see you're a retard with dumb opinions, i bet you think mexicans italians and arabs are hairy too. idiot

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i put a tiny merkin on every clove of garlic that i eat whole, and yes, ladies, i always wear dental damns :getin:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Pon de Bundy posted:

lol albanian girls are hot are you retarded

maybe albanian girls i thought you were talking about muslims

albanians are all athiests anyway

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Pon de Bundy posted:

ahh i see you're a retard with dumb opinions, i bet you think mexicans italians and arabs are hairy too. idiot

heres one for ya:

why do italians wear gold chains?


-so that way they know where to stop shaving

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3.5/10 with make up in this video. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

madeupfred posted:

Why would you need a PS3 when you have a real life anime, living in your house?
Her English is really good too. These dubs just get better and better

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Crazy feminist alone with a cat on a saturday night hating on people more successful people, what a surprise!

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


circ dick soleil posted:

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3.5/10 with make up in this video. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

?????

asian girls look like this

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

icantfindaname posted:

?????

asian girls look like this


Elbows too pointy, epidermis showing, 1/10 at best

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lolling at white dudes who marry a dream waifu in hopes that she's a docile waifu.

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