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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sydney Bottocks posted:

How does someone get rated as "incidentally homosexual"

Like did they trip or stumble and whoops, their erect penis just happened to end up in some other guy's orifice

prison

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greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats a cool way to live and I dont see anything wrong with it.

You just keep being you. Youre a shining star.

Thank you, psyopmonkey. Ever since we started this #gamergate war with those damned SJWs, I've seen you as a great fighter for ethics in videogame journalism.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

greg sexyvibes posted:

Thank you, psyopmonkey. Ever since we started this #gamergate war with those damned SJWs, I've seen you as a great fighter for ethics in videogame journalism.

Hey bro, im all about folks just getting along and laughing at cool stuff on the internet.

:thumbsup:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

Hey bro, im all about folks just getting along and laughing at cool stuff on the internet.

:thumbsup:

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
lol gj op.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I wonder what these cats all identify as...



Left to right: Salamander-kin homosexual, licksexual, rape victim, likes really big asian tits, doesnt care for porn but is super into the food network, gettin' dat pussy no gay poo poo.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

a -10 wraps around back to being gay

I...well, poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT0g64wZcTc

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

everyone itt is doing a great job, thanks guys.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you look like Harrison Ford in his private life

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

everyone itt is doing a great job, thanks guys.

Uhhh excuse me, my triggers.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey posted:

Uhhh excuse me, my triggers.

tiger safety is very important

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

everyone itt is doing a great job, thanks guys.

Thanks buddy :glomp:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just gently caress who you want to gently caress

This is a terrible principle

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

This is a terrible principle

why?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

you need an age limit for starters

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lord Binky posted:

you need an age limit for starters

just gently caress consenting adults who want to gently caress you

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I'm predominantly straight, but I'd love to cuddle with a big bearded gay man, like just have him hold me and teach me things.


I have daddy issues.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

The Rage posted:

I'm predominantly straight, but I'd love to cuddle with a big bearded gay man, like just have him hold me and teach me things.


I have daddy issues.

awww :tbear:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just gently caress consenting adults who want to gently caress you

Oh yeah like a prisoner loving a prison guard or a therapist loving a patient or siblings loving each other

Booooo

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The Rage posted:

I'm predominantly straight, but I'd love to cuddle with a big bearded gay man, like just have him hold me and teach me things.


I have daddy issues.

Why does he have to be gay to comfort and guide you?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Oh yeah like a prisoner loving a prison guard or a therapist loving a patient or siblings loving each other

Booooo

fine!
Just gently caress your hand

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Commie NedFlanders posted:

Why does he have to be gay to comfort and guide you?

Hmm, I guess he doesn't, maybe his sexuality doesn't matter, I would be attracted to either a straight or gay daddy.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Our Father in heaven offers comfort, joy, discipline, and guidance to all who seek him hth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Our Father in heaven offers comfort, joy, discipline, and guidance to all who seek him hth

while i respect christian ethics i dont think its a very up-to-date manual on reasonable human sexuality in the 21st century

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

"don't sit on furniture right after you jizz. go wash up idiot"-leviticus

seems p good to me.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

what if you cum in a sock

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

while i respect christian ethics i dont think its a very up-to-date manual on reasonable human sexuality in the 21st century

Loving intimate sex within a healthy marriage is the best tho

IMHO

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

what if you cum in a sock

Nietzsche was know for really stanky socks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Nietzsche was know for really stanky socks

dr frued's mom was a sock

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Lol :nyd:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Loving intimate sex within a healthy marriage is the best tho

IMHO

serial monogamy is best imo

it might not be the most stable but its best for the people involved

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Technology is the solution to everything. Nerds are solving the problem of Women in STEM by creating sex robots and troons.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we know buddy

:buddy:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
wha t is illegal clown pussy is that that band the fbi declared its fans were a gang or something. magnets, how do they work?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mdm posted:

wha t is illegal clown pussy is that that band the fbi declared its fans were a gang or something. magnets, how do they work?

i like my av but i dont get the text so your guess is a good as mine

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
HW be like "hey pretty lady did you know i was in the CIA?"

maybe thats where he got all the illegal clown pussy he could imagine

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Excuse me

im *

What am I not represented in the title of this thread? Bigots?????

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
you say bigots i say big butts

cant we all get along and talk about big butts openly again

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Be gay or possibly don't, I really don't care

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

The Whole Internet posted:

i have autism-induced pansexuality

so i voted 3

post/username combo haha

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