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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > HHH Show GDT 9/5
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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
it's almost as if nothing matters in the WWE, thanks for laying it all out for us Sami

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i heard Sami Zayn is Masaokis

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 Poor Sami will never hold that belt :(

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 she's like most girls

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

triplexpac posted:

I wasn't aware Puerto Rico was part of the USA. I'm even more confused by the Stars gimmick now
Yeah its a territory that occasionally wants to be a state; I think its overrated what with being out down there with the sun, the humidity, and hurricanes.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Watching Tommy Boy on Comedy Central.

Bo Derek was only sort of hot.

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Sami, you're great and all, but you were really a much better promo when you could only speak broken Spanish

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Man, I was expecting this woman to be like most girls, but you know what?

She's really not.

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Nice shade of Green.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 TIME FOR LOCAL COMPETITORS!

Ann Esposito will leave for the Kansas City Barbeque for her shift after this.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The_Rob posted:

I like drugs.

Cocaine, and acid mostly.

I make no judgments but you can get similar highs to cocaine much more economically.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
The Living Garbagebag

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Carmella's brand switching.

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Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
rip not carmella

edit ^^dammit

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 You got this Ann

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Alicia Fox sacrifices her friend to the altar of Nia Jax

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Jesus bring back Foxy :mad:

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Nia Jax is built like a human barrel and I love her.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I make no judgments but you can get similar highs to cocaine much more economically.

Adderall

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entropy
Jul 19, 2003

I'm afraid I just blue and gold myself.
she got mortal kombat shoulderpads

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Miching Mallecho posted:

Jesus bring back Foxy :mad:

We need a nurse stable

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 remember when asuka used her trademark finisher "kick to death" on nia jax

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I really thought she was Carmella for a second.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Those aren't real pockets they're just flaps.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

The_Rob posted:

Adderall

crack

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yo I was loving waiting for one of these jobbers to fight back.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

VJeff posted:

Yo I was loving waiting for one of these jobbers to fight back.

she's not like most jobbers

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Nia Jax is competing against Genderswapped Dean Ambrose.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

entropy posted:

she got mortal kombat shoulderpads

fat-ality

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This jobber needs to invest in some gear.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Ann's great.



I think Nia Jax has the worst ring gear of anyone in the WWE today.

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Calax
Oct 5, 2011

 So, are they actually gonna do anything with Nia and Braun? Or are we gonna have them as pissbreaks for the rest of eternity.

Just imagine, Wrestlemania, The Rock has just made his annual appearance, then a 16 year old girl shows up in the ring and Nia Jax walks out.

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

 I was kind of hoping we were finally getting the "JUST KIDDING IT'S NOT A JOBBER AT ALL!" moment. Alas, maybe some other week.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
lol fart

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 I havent watched RAW in a while



This is painfully bad

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

lol fart

i love vinc e

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jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
 Raw has been good but people jump back and forth depending how much they liked the last segment.

And people got real mad because Enzo lost on a rollup

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

lol fart

unironically this.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Bruce Kison posted:

I havent watched RAW in a while



This is painfully bad

It's a regular raw in that it starts off great and the second hour is straight garbage then it kind of picks up and the main event is good.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Calax posted:

So, are they actually gonna do anything with Nia and Braun? Or are we gonna have them as pissbreaks for the rest of eternity.

Just imagine, Wrestlemania, The Rock has just made his annual appearance, then a 16 year old girl shows up in the ring and Nia Jax walks out.

The Ryback squashed jobbers for like a millennium

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