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Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

I think this thread has run its course. Last call should be sounding here soon.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Cumslut1895 posted:

Wanna see dat circus.

*gapes butthole and screams*


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!>!>!>!!?!!>>!!>!>!>!>!>!>??????????


gluggluglgluglgulgulgllugggggggg*pukes*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'd pay for that circus

Sexy clowns getting deepthroated by other, sexy clowns

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Borneo Jimmy posted:

I'm afraid he can't. Mr. Moore considers facefucking, gapes, and other fun stuff nothing but crude "circus tricks" and therefore beneath him and the high class films he produces.

In an industry which can already be incredibly demeaning, facefucking moves it to a different level.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax

Jose Mengelez posted:

whatever happened to stuntcock? he was funny and answered the difficult questions. He was also witty, handsome and well endowed. I can see why gbs indentifies more with the noodle dicked gross aids dad though.

does the OP have AIDS for real?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

does the OP have AIDS for real?

he dick emaciated enough that it sure looks that way

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Mar 1, 2016

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm happy with ehoever can answer my burning porn questions.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm happy with ehoever can answer my burning porn questions.

didn't know you could catch that from watching porn

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Op I downloaded a big mouthfuls dot com scene in about 2005/06 with a big boobed teen in a black and white hooped shirt I am wanting to masturbate to it again but it does not appear to be on their site any longer help me reach my goal

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
This should be the thread: "Help me locate porn I remember from 1996-2006."

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
drat i wish i had to skill and foresight to make crack fuckers #5

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Mar 1, 2016

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Daedra posted:

drat i wish i had to skill and foreskin to make crack fuckers #5

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why do people talk abut their jo habits? Idgi

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
when will op show his crooked dick agian?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

britishbornandbread posted:

Op I downloaded a big mouthfuls dot com scene in about 2005/06 with a big boobed teen in a black and white hooped shirt I am wanting to masturbate to it again but it does not appear to be on their site any longer help me reach my goal

Go on adultdvdempire, find the dvd it was on, buy the scene for $1.99

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Oct 30, 2009

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Darth123123 posted:

Why do people talk abut their jo habits? Idgi

Gotta talk about something

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Darth123123 posted:

Why do people talk abut their jo habits? Idgi
I need fresh new ideas, don't kinkshame me kthanx.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

watwat posted:

when will op show his crooked dick agian?

that crooked dick has railed more tail than every peenus in this thread combined, misshapen or not

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dillbag posted:

that crooked dick has railed more tail than every peenus in this thread combined, misshapen or not

"Railed more tail" gross

Please grow up

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

whoflungpoop posted:

why do japanese ladies in rape porn sound equally horrified and anguished as japanese ladies in not rape porn

One of the strangest porns I've seen that sounds pretty normal but for some reason has haunted me was a japanese porn where a japanese chick and dude were going at it on a set where about four people were faced away from the couple as if they were loving on a busy train.

Now as a Japanese porn goes, it was actually decent because the girl sounded like she was enjoying herself rather than the normal weird sounds the japanese like for women to make in their porn.

No. What was distrubing was the Blair Witch vibe I was getting from the people (3 guys one girl) facing away from the camera. In fact I cant actually recall the porn. I just have the image of one of the guys facing away from the camera, right hand up to hold a prop overhead subway bar, shoulders hunched over in creepy silent shame burned into my memory. Still as a statue.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Don Tacorleone posted:

"Railed more tail" gross

Please grow up

please everyone act mature here in the porn thread where we make fun of op's dick tia

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
GBS: Goons Being Serious

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

op make a gif of you sobbing after all these goons are making fun of your dick and then use Phoenix Marie's boobs to wipe your tears

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
What porn stars have the best stage names?

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
what the trolls fail to realize when making fun of the OP for paying women to have sex with him is that he's had sex

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Nikki Darling has a great name in an unironic, this is a great name sort of way.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Grandmother of Five posted:

what the trolls fail to realize when making fun of the OP for paying women to have sex with him is that he's had sex

well why do you think they're so mad

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Grandmother of Five posted:

what the trolls fail to realize when making fun of the OP for paying women to have sex with him is that he's had sex

the jon pop thread is three pages down

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ha ha, oops

http://www.psypost.org/2016/03/porn-viewers-think-highly-women-41404

quote:

People who watch pornography hold views of women as more equal to men than people who do not watch pornography, and are no less likely to describe themselves as feminists, according the results of a study published in the Journal of Sex Research.

back to the drawing board, bonvivant/lungbrothers

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
That's because the only men who claim not to watch porn are Duggars.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

ha ha, oops

http://www.psypost.org/2016/03/porn-viewers-think-highly-women-41404


back to the drawing board, bonvivant/lungbrothers

this is about people who watch porn, not the people who make porn

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this is about people who watch porn, not the people who make porn

I'm jacking it now

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

ha ha, oops

http://www.psypost.org/2016/03/porn-viewers-think-highly-women-41404


back to the drawing board, bonvivant/lungbrothers
Excuse me, I have to go be a feminist for ~20 minutes.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
sorry folks the science is settled :smug:

Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
Darkpriest are you still with August Aimes? I was hoping for a happy ending :3:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i cum to porn, i wack my penis and out comes the semen

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Nitramster posted:

Darkpriest are you still with August Aimes? I was hoping for a happy ending :3:

Her tweets seem to indicate yes.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

i cum to porn, i wack my penis and out comes the semen

Like draining a cyst.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Do you have to go recruit new talent or do people normally come to you?

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Anatharon posted:

Do you have to go recruit new talent or do people normally come to you?
eh, I think mostly they cum to the girl, he's just a stunt cock with agency.

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