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MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
I just rewatched the last episode, and I have no idea what the gently caress to think anymore. It felt like I was watching something that was written by someone that did a coke bump off a cat's rear end in a top hat.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

MadSparkle posted:

I just rewatched the last episode, and I have no idea what the gently caress to think anymore. It felt like I was watching something that was written by someone that did a coke bump off a cat's rear end in a top hat.

I love when people post stuff like this as if it's a bad thing.

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

King Vidiot posted:

I love when people post stuff like this as if it's a bad thing.

On the contrary, it wasn't a complaint. It was an expression of awe at the level of bugfuckery.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
This is the good kind of terrible writing. This is what made up season 1 and somewhat season 2. Freak Show is really entertaining and I'm happy AHS got back on track

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Tonight on American Horror Story: "Bullseye"

Elsa unveils a dangerous new act; Stanley puts pressure on Maggie to murder Jimmy; Paul indulges in a secret romance.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Who the hell is Paul?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Who the hell is Paul?

I'd assume Paul is the Illustrated Seal since I can't think of any other male characters that aren't Dandy, Jimmy, Dell or Stanley.

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
there are some spoiler images on tumblr but i can't be bothered with posting them.
I guess i shouldn't say spoiler. more like promo. but i'm not sure.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.

King Vidiot posted:

I'd assume Paul is the Illustrated Seal since I can't think of any other male characters that aren't Dandy, Jimmy, Dell or Stanley.

He has a name you insensitive jerks. And it's Paul.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There was an AV Club interview with Mat Fraser (read it ya chumps the dude seems really cool) and Fraser did say that this week his role was expanded from what it originally was supposed to be.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I'm seriously loving the whole thing with Dandy's mom enabling his inbred murderous tendencies.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Out of all the poo poo Dandy's done this is the creepiest loving thing I have heard him say :stonk:

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Oh my god.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Dandy lookin' a LOT like Leo DiCaprio except creepy as all hell

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
WHAT :stare:

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Polygamy?

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dandy lookin' a LOT like Leo DiCaprio except creepy as all hell

Yeah was he always this sexy and I missed it?

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
That Paul sure is loving handsome.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Madam Petit's tiny voicebox and accent are really not a good combination.

Edit: She seems to be getting a bit better, though.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

Madam Petit's tiny voicebox and accent are really not a good combination.
She sounds like an actual child's toy. It's kind of terrifying.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Go Paul!

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
drat Paul.

He must be good with his hands.

Petite watched the whole thing.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Is that the girl from the first episode?

edit: Nevermind, it totally is.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Ambellina posted:

Is that the girl from the first episode?

Yeah I think so. She said something about being forced to be a candy striper due to her delinquency.

RichardDunn
Oct 23, 2008
Holy poo poo is that Tobias Beecher??

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!

OmegaBR posted:

Yeah I think so.

Wait who is she?

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Man, is there any familial relationship on this show that doesn't have creepy undertones thrown in? (Or have I just been conditioned by all the creepy familial relationships on this show to read too much into that last bit?)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Dandy has an appetite for more than just that :stonk:

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Candy Dawn posted:

Wait who is she?

The candy striper that Elsa drugged and ranted to.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
This is so uncomfortable. I don't know If it is the fact that there are 2 of them in the same body, or because he is an absolute psychopath.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Uh-oh Dot, on the opposite end of that separation dream now huh?

.... Or she's still assuming she'll be the one to keep the body..?

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Dot should know this surgery with their predicament is impossible. You're the smart one!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Candy Dawn posted:

Dot should know this surgery with their predicament is impossible. You're the smart one!

I think she knows and wants Bette to die.

Awesome Justified teaser

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Noticed they have new diaries without their initials on them.

Which means it's very possible that Bette will pick up Dot's by mistake and learn her plan.

(And that the other freaks may read the ones they left behind.)

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Oh god if Dandy kills Paul, I'm going to be so sad.

He's my favorite freak :ohdear:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
I'm going to take my business to Woolworth's. They got ice cream

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I'm seriously looking forward to the payoff of this separation plotline.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

I'm seriously looking forward to the payoff of this separation plotline.
It'll be graphic as gently caress, however it goes.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

What the actual gently caress :catstare:

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I don't know how I feel about Into The Woods.

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