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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



TOPICAL!

DICK TALK A-COMING!

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

#freebrianwilliams

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh god drat it don't bring up that stupid poo poo, I don't care how much Vince wants to lay a sick "ice burn" on the mainstream media

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How's the show been so far?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Paul Heyman hacked Seth Rollins' phone.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

go to the twitter thread

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


This crowd is dead as gently caress. I thought Raw has been moderately enjoyable so far, so I don't know what their deal is. Maybe googling Seth's dick?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

lokipunk posted:

go to the twitter thread

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Paul Heyman hacked Seth Rollins' phone.

Seth Hacked Seth

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

Saw some Seth schlong

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Another Person posted:

PG & Mattel

infact, there is a new mattel toy for the kiddos

PG: He's a bad guy cause he's an rear end in a top hat and he's now known to be unfaithful it works in that character.

So don't make a Seth Toy, and just have a massive Seth Rollins rear end in a top hat extraordinaire merch push. It's not like heel toys are bought much except for Marks and Smarks anyway.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Seth's penis is a liar.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

We saw Seth Rollins' dick.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This crowd is dead as gently caress. I thought Raw has been moderately enjoyable so far, so I don't know what their deal is. Maybe googling Seth's dick?

ohio state is full of dum dums

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I want a Seth Rollins gimmick change to angry Randy Marsh. Constantly arguing about how to correctly measure dicks in all his promos.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This crowd is dead as gently caress. I thought Raw has been moderately enjoyable so far, so I don't know what their deal is. Maybe googling Seth's dick?

Two gently caress finishes in the beginning of a show would do that.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sam Oa

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ROMAN REIGNS PISSED HIS PANTS

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
It was piss! That's what he was going for!

bartok
May 10, 2006



triplexpac posted:

Lol Vince is really mad about Brian Williams or something

They're really sticking it to this Brian Williams guy. He must work there or something.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



PISS

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Holy gently caress Paul's bringing it to a weird place

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This crowd is dead as gently caress. I thought Raw has been moderately enjoyable so far, so I don't know what their deal is. Maybe googling Seth's dick?

Two DQs followed by a divas match is a good way to kill the momentum

Crowds are always hot at first, then you settle in for the looong 3 hours

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
and we never heard from Cath again

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

PISS REFERENCE

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This crowd is dead as gently caress. I thought Raw has been moderately enjoyable so far, so I don't know what their deal is. Maybe googling Seth's dick?

Honestly, the crowd mic's have felt weird all night.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wanna see Daniel Bryan and Brock Lesnar wrestle a match so much :shobon:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Paul Heyman's promo is great and I think he's seen the pictures.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Is that a dig at HHH? After Cocklesnarl made him piss himself?

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


The Landstander posted:

It was piss! That's what he was going for!

No!!!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Fat Lowtax posted:

Matt Hardy's return was about as loud as I've heard a WWE crowd and without remembering the specifics that probably could have been a way bigger "thing" than it was

The only difference is that the chick with tattoos doesn't have a wrestler bf or anything does she? There's no Fat Matt Hardy to be a face in this case, just Seth being a smarmy huge rear end in a top hat with hot chicks on his arm.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Roman Reigns posted:

Two gently caress finishes in the beginning of a show would do that.

The only thing getting hosed is Seth's push HEY-OOOO

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Oh God I think we just got a window into Heyman's love life with those Yes'.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

lokipunk posted:

Cocklesnarl

These Seth Rollins jokes are getting out of hand.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
This crowd has been super weird the whole night.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Let's talk more about size difference.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Orgasmic Heyman yes-ing is pretty fantastic.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Everytime Heyman says a word that starts with D I think he is gonna say dick

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