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Housh
Jul 9, 2001




420 video games good times

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
THIS IS NOT THE OSCARS

WHY IS THERE A RED CARPET

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Accordion Man posted:

Lol no, Dishonored was fun as hell.

It had good parts but gently caress every cutscene and line of dialogue in that loving thing. Also the last level was junk.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Tanks are slow confirmed.

Missiles in WWI confirmed.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZrUOQnv8xk

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tyrese just getting listed as "singer" is kind of weird.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

That tall black man looks very nervous

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Is there anything asides from wishful nerd masturbation indicating a new Quake is possible?

AngelesXO
May 15, 2009

This is the awkward I look forward to

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
nobody wants to talk to this guy and this guy doesn't want to talk to them

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

This is no good. and the host probably is successful and rich

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

TheScott2K posted:

It had good parts but gently caress every cutscene and line of dialogue in that loving thing. Also the last level was junk.

Lol just lol if you didn't use time stop to waltz through the last level.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
I think after getting so shamed about Sim City and Mass Effect 3 and year-after-year criticism about how they purposely drive their employees to depression with low pay and hellish hours to achieve high turn-over, they're going for low visibility. That's the only way to explain that how loving nothing that show was. Like it came off more like an ad for "why it's fun to work for EA."

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Dr Cheeto posted:

Is there anything asides from wishful nerd masturbation indicating a new Quake is possible?

Other than it being the only one of the 90's FPS holy trinity they haven't rebooted, no

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

THIS IS NOT THE OSCARS

WHY IS THERE A RED CARPET

There is no red carpet. That is why they do not pan down.


This is better than the conference just to see the reviews on the run guy show he just isn't ready for this high paced environment.

The Good Queen Clitoris
May 11, 2008

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, bravo sir!


:iceburn:

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Mordja posted:

Lol just lol if you didn't use time stop to waltz through the last level.

It might have been second to last. There was some overpowered enemy and I was like "gently caress this I've had the fun this game offers."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol I love how some of the celebs here are being honest that they just suck at the game and don't give a gently caress what happens

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Dr Cheeto posted:

Is there anything asides from wishful nerd masturbation indicating a new Quake is possible?

The paid good money for it, the haven't made it yet, and they're 2 for 2 with these.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Why is this guy talking to ANYONE?

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
:siren: Terry Crews :siren:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
TERRY CREWS IS HERE TO SAVE THE STUPID loving SEGMENT

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

finally someone i recognize

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
President Camacho

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Like they could replace this guy with a robot that lifts a microphone and says "and tell me why YOU are PUMPED to play the new battlefield?"

Followed by a few "uh huhs" and a "thank you"

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
poo poo its terry crews

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

im gonna shovel my friends

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol I love how some of the celebs here are being honest that they just suck at the game and don't give a gently caress what happens

yeah me too.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


TERRY IS GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

CJacobs posted:

TERRY CREWS IS HERE TO SAVE THE STUPID loving SEGMENT

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/742102183982727168

Xenolalia
Feb 17, 2016



I can't believe this, "Shovels to the head"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Looke posted:

im gonna shovel my friends

Paging Windows 98

The Good Queen Clitoris
May 11, 2008

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, bravo sir!

Terry Crews KB+M man

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
O MY GOD THEY PANNED DOWN AND THERE IS NO RED CARPET

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Terry Crews only plays KB M

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Awkward bro hug


I don't know what the actual name for that is

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Terry Crews verified PC user
https://clips.twitch.tv/ea/UgliestFerretRitzMitz

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
SNOOP'S HERE

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Terry Crews repping KBAM he really is the best.

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