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Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
>Say something stupid in the radio to get some guards to start coming down. Go back to the corpses of those dudes you killed, get one of their rings and put it on your left hand. Return to the door and stretch your rear end in a top hat to open/close the door, and gently caress with the guards by closing the door as they try to open it.

Maybe it'll buy time for Caro to figure something out idunno

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where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


>speak 'friend' and enter (the rear end in a top hat)

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Dreggon posted:

>speak 'friend' and enter (the rear end in a top hat)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
> Drink the green liquid.
> Offer some to the other guy.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
> Put the AKs muzzle in your mouth, aim up, pull the trigger and ascend to Godhood.
> Wreck those other guys chess board and fart in their faces.

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Filthy Haiku posted:

> use green slime to lubricate the "gateway" causing your inevitable attackers to slip.

Grabpot Thundergust
Jul 6, 2010
> poo poo in your hands and clap.

lexan
Apr 24, 2004

Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!

Business Gorillas posted:

>roll around in the green liquid to see if you get any superpowers

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

They probably just go back to their square on the chessboard and chill.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

the_steve posted:

> say in fluent arabic, yet with a distinct peacock accent: "I am the prophet of the one true God, and I bear his message to deliver unto you."

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

>tell caro he better not give you the stink eye or else you're just gonna have to smack a bitch up

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
> Enter the elevator/Goatman's chute

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
roll one of the boulders into the elevator instead as a decoy, this is clearly a trap

edit: but draw a crude face on it first to make it a better decoy

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>take out your dick, get it erect, and then put it just barely into the anus cave and then chuckle to yourself like a moron

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
well THTA's not what i expectwed to happen!

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
>collect some green water and then get in the elevator

>keep saying "lets see just how deep this hole goes" over and over until caro forces a laugh

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
>pull down your pants and walk through the door. No one's going to shoot someone with their dick out

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Now we're fuckin' cookin' with gas.

> use pool of water to clean yourself up, you filthy animal. Get that poo poo off your Goku pants.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Get in the elevator, but climb up to one of the frontal corners of the ceiling like Solid Snake in case there's a bunch of gunmen waiting to fire on you as soon as you reach your destination floor.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
Ok, so we might assume the guy on the radio doesn't know what the sight giver looks like. But we sure as hell look like prisoners. Our odds are probably better if we are not wearing the Orange jumpsuits. I'm also going to guess that nudity, 'sight giver' or not, will not be welcome. Therefore we should at least go for the' desert-dwelling ascetic' look;

>Remove garments. Make loincloths out of non-bloodied undergarments. Enter elevator.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> start walking towards the door. look at caro and tell him that his shoelaces are untied. when he bends over go behind him and kick him in the balls and push him through the doorway

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
>Get caro to collect some of the green sludge in case we need to throw it at someone. Enter cave cautiously

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

if you could read, you cheating douche, that was fixed in the last patch

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Drunk & Ugly posted:

>Get caro to collect some of the green sludge in case we need to throw it at someone. Enter cave cautiously

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Drunk & Ugly posted:

>Get caro to collect some of the green sludge in case we need to throw it at someone. Enter cave cautiously

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Edit : I changed my mind.

almightyerin fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Sep 22, 2014

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>Get the dead guards, carry them in front of you on the elevator as shields, shoot everything when the doors reopen

Jonge
Dec 7, 2013

mister mackerel
> Use Gas Can from the inventory, have Caro drink all of it

Lemon
May 22, 2003

> Open Character Sheet and see what skills can be upgraded.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
>As soon as you enter the elevator give Caro a push up to enter through the top of it and wait above, acting as your ace in the hole.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012
>#enhance

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Lemon posted:

> Open Character Sheet and see what skills can be upgraded.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

>Use a hex editor to open our save game and give us 100 strength, 100 agility, 100 endurance and the Fireball spell. Also change our graphic to a man sized turkey.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Lemon posted:

> Open Character Sheet and see what skills can be upgraded.

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

Lemon posted:

> Open Character Sheet and see what skills can be upgraded.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

mr.capps posted:

>As soon as you enter the elevator give Caro a push up to enter through the top of it and wait above, acting as your ace in the hole.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Drunk & Ugly posted:

>Get caro to collect some of the green sludge in case we need to throw it at someone. Enter cave cautiously


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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Lemon posted:

> Open Character Sheet and see what skills can be upgraded.

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