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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

nrr posted:

Matt Ryan's brain and body in a dumpster

He already plays in Atlanta, man

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nrr
Jan 2, 2007

its alive!... ITS ALIVE!

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:

Intruder posted:

He's got pitchface down at least

Has no idea what to do with his off arm though

That's how every QB holds their off arm when throwing, i think it's cute. :3:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I notice a lot of people talking about Peyton's mind in Cutler's body and that kind of thing. That won't work. We've already seen Dan Marino's career. A highly intelligent brain in a football specimen body is still only half a player. Typical of you goons, missing the key ingredient What makes it all run. The difference between a robot and a man.

Give me Jay Cutler's brain in Alex Smith's body; I'll give you a Super Bowl when we add Brady's heart.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Dan Marino was an idiot tho

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Aye Doc posted:

no elite qb is complete without joe flacco's dick

Aaron Rodgers finally finds a PED he can get behind

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Petite Dinklage posted:

Aaron Rodgers finally finds a PED he can get behind

I think of him as more of an out in front kind of guy

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Kalli posted:

Tom Brady threw out the first pitch at Fenway today.

It was a sad dirt ball



FYI, that's Henry Richard, Martin's older brother, on the right.

Petey fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 14, 2015

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Looks like Kraft went a little too young with his latest girlfriend

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Russell Wilson charters a Alaska Air flight to Hawaii and invites like a dozen or more Seahawks, they gently caress around and play marco polo and Bruce Irvin posts a photo of him and Jimmy Graham having a fake fight.

http://www.fieldgulls.com/2015/4/12/8397621/seahawks-head-to-hawaii-for-training-team-building
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2429346-the-seahawks-destroyed-richard-sherman-in-marco-polo-while-vacationing-in-hawaii
https://instagram.com/p/1bpG1FGO1b/


I love my team :allears:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

nice of dad to take his kids on vacation

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Alouicious posted:

nice of dad to take his kids on vacation

Haha

Chichevache posted:

I notice a lot of people talking about Peyton's mind in Cutler's body and that kind of thing. That won't work. We've already seen Dan Marino's career. A highly intelligent brain in a football specimen body is still only half a player. Typical of you goons, missing the key ingredient What makes it all run. The difference between a robot and a man.

Give me Jay Cutler's brain in Alex Smith's body; I'll give you a Super Bowl when we add Brady's heart.

Frankenstein's QB: the heart of Brady, the brain of Peyton, the arm of Cutler, Russell's legs, Big Ben's ability to shrug off a hit, and Luck's beard.

I think everyone would hate this guy.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Lawrence Phillips literally killed a man?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



davecrazy posted:

Lawrence Phillips literally killed a man?

1) Wait, isn't he still in prison?
2) Yup, he killed his cellmate.
3) Well, that's not surprising, considering how he reacts to kids playing flag football.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Alouicious posted:

nice of dad to take his kids on vacation

"Well, kids, I know I threw away that ring you all wanted, but hopefully this will make it up for you, right?"

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

old dog child posted:

Haha


Frankenstein's QB: the heart of Brady, the brain of Peyton, the arm of Cutler, Russell's legs, Big Ben's ability to shrug off a hit, and Luck's beard.

I think everyone would hate this guy.

why would you not put vick's legs on this qb?

edit: also replace Luck's beard with mett's stache

Metapod fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Apr 14, 2015

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Shath Hole posted:

He already plays in Atlanta, man

Was gonna make my daily burn on Atlanta but this was p good.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

old dog child posted:

Haha


Frankenstein's QB: the heart of Brady, the brain of Peyton, the arm of Cutler, Russell's legs, Big Ben's ability to shrug off a hit, and Luck's beard.

I think everyone would hate this guy.

I can't read all that without hearing this theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSfpY4-kmk

Who has the speed of a puma in the NFL?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Metapod posted:

why would you not put vick's legs on this qb?

edit: also replace Luck's beard with mett's stache

I wanted to use guys who can still play. I think if we opened this up to all QBs poo poo is gonna get weird

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Might be more appropriate here.

Browns thread closed. :(

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/4/13/8403467/eagles-trade-rumors-sam-bradford-browns-contract-extension-nfl-marcus-mariota

quote:

"According to a person with knowledge of the situation who asked for anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the subject, the Browns could be out on Bradford.

Not because Cleveland doesn't still want the former No. 1 overall pick, but because he doesn't want the Browns.

"Bradford's agent (Tom Condon) has told Cleveland he won't even listen on a contract extension,'' the person said. "He won't even listen, period. And I don't think Cleveland will make a deal without the extension."

Oh ye team of woe no one wants thee.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Tom Brady threw out the first pitch at Fenway today.

It was a sad dirt ball



You'd think a guy who was drafted by the MLB would be able to throw out a pitch.

Gronk's was perfect.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25134546/watch-rob-gronkowski-throws-perfect-first-pitch-at-angels-game

Ehud posted:

Dan Marino was an idiot tho

I kinda choked a little on my drink when I got to highly intelligent brain.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Terry Bradshaw and Eli Manning are proof enough you don't have to be exceptionally smart to be awesome QBs.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

That Works posted:

Terry Bradshaw and Eli Manning are proof enough you don't have to be exceptionally smart to be awesome QBs.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

Dan Marino was an idiot tho

Doesn't he have a high football IQ?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

That Works posted:

Terry Bradshaw and Eli Manning are proof enough you don't have to be exceptionally smart to be awesome QBs.

Eli got a higher wonderlic score than Peyton

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Metapod posted:

why would you not put vick's legs on this qb?

edit: also replace Luck's beard with mett's stache

It should be Fitzpatrick's glorious hobo beard.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Febreeze posted:

Eli got a higher wonderlic score than Peyton

And won more rings. Coincidence?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

This was literally everyone in Hoboken during Sandy. FEMA sandwich in the morning, take pictures of flooding, find bar on generator power, head home to darkness.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ehud posted:

Raiders tweeted this out and I can't stop laughing



Honest to god the Raiders PR/Social media team is the loving worst

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

So Bradford to Cleveland is a done deal I take it.

You see, I'm saying this because rumors during this part of the pre-draft process are usually to be taken with a grain of salt due to the amount of misinformation that tends to spread!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ehud posted:

Raiders tweeted this out and I can't stop laughing



idgi

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

It's beautiful.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

it was insanely funny how badly dalton got stomped in that browns game. i couldn't believe what was happening

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

NC-17 posted:

You'd think a guy who was drafted by the MLB would be able to throw out a pitch.

Gronk's was perfect.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25134546/watch-rob-gronkowski-throws-perfect-first-pitch-at-angels-game

Are you loving kidding me, is there anything that Gronk isn't awesome at

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Rasczak posted:

Are you loving kidding me, is there anything that Gronk isn't awesome at

Moderation

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
False. Gronk would be the greatest mod in TFF history.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Zypher posted:

False. Gronk would be the greatest mod in TFF history.

Hell, give him Ralp's job

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Rasczak posted:

Are you loving kidding me, is there anything that Gronk isn't awesome at

Staying healthy a whole season?

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Gronk for D&D mod

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