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The poster for Justice League needs to have all of them as Chimpanzees with the tagline promising "This is not a dream or an imaginary tale!"
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Immortan posted:I think you might be referring to the 8 year old looking Lex Luther in the upcoming film? Good one, lmao.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:19
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Immortan posted:I think you might be referring to the 8 year old looking Lex Luther in the upcoming film? Haha, good catch.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:21
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Also huh, I'm looking at a signed glossy 8" x 10" photo of him right now and he has a lot of hair in it. Lex is usually extremely bald - what's up with that?
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Feb 16, 2016 22:23
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Immortan posted:I think you might be referring to the 8 year old looking Lex Luther in the upcoming film?
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Feb 16, 2016 22:24
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Sir Kodiak posted:Autistic? The Man of Steel script posted:AS A GENERAL OF KRYPTON MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO PROTECT MY PEOPLE. THAT IS THE PURPOSE FOR WHICH I WAS CREATED. AND NOW.....*vacant Ulillillia stare*......I HAVE NO PEOPLE.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:27
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greatn posted:The poster for Justice League needs to have all of them as Chimpanzees with the tagline promising "This is not a dream or an imaginary tale!" It's honestly a big missed opportunity that none of the movies have done some joke posters like the old Lois lane / Jimmy Olsen covers 
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Feb 16, 2016 22:28
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Ulillillia isn't autistic
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Feb 16, 2016 22:29
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That line is from Man of Steel. Zod doesn't become a zombie until Batman v Superman.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:32
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Enough! It's time for a Batman v. Superman/Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters crossover!
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Feb 16, 2016 22:34
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Ferrinus posted:Enough! It's time for a Batman v. Superman/Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters crossover!
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Feb 16, 2016 23:00
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It's honestly a big missed opportunity that none of the movies have done some joke posters like the old Lois lane / Jimmy Olsen covers I know there's a lot that's strange about this image, but what really bothers me is that he doesn't just say 'queen kong'
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Feb 16, 2016 23:44
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Snowman_McK posted:I know there's a lot that's strange about this image, but what really bothers me is that he doesn't just say 'queen kong' Queen Kuong.
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Feb 17, 2016 00:03
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It's honestly a big missed opportunity that none of the movies have done some joke posters like the old Lois lane / Jimmy Olsen covers Comic books have gone to some weird, weird places. "TOO BAD JIMMY NOW gently caress THE MONKEY."
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Feb 17, 2016 00:22
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Snowman_McK posted:I know there's a lot that's strange about this image, but what really bothers me is that he doesn't just say 'queen kong' Sex and gender are two separate things, please address King Kong by his preferred title.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:05
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It's honestly a big missed opportunity that none of the movies have done some joke posters like the old Lois lane / Jimmy Olsen covers This is what Batmen actually believe.
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Feb 17, 2016 05:40
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Gyges posted:This is what Batmen actually believe. Of course Batman fears Superman. He is an illegal immigrant who is more successful at his job.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:01
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It's honestly a big missed opportunity that none of the movies have done some joke posters like the old Lois lane / Jimmy Olsen covers I bet that stew he's making is really good.
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Feb 17, 2016 23:14
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mysterious frankie posted:I bet that stew he's making is really good. Superman is canonically really great at making stew  But his restaurant reviews are loving brutal 
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Feb 18, 2016 00:08
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Superman is canonically really great at making stew Everyone who ate that stew developed cancer.
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Feb 18, 2016 00:14
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Superman is canonically really great at making stew Wait,is Clark Kent wearing a Superman costume for the gently caress of it, or is this just one of those times Lois knew who he was but was also too stupid to realize Superman has heat vision?
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Gyges posted:Wait,is Clark Kent wearing a Superman costume for the gently caress of it, or is this just one of those times Lois knew who he was but was also too stupid to realize Superman has heat vision? Maybe she's being polite. She didn't say she didn't know HOW he was doing it - or that she even cares -, just that he was doing it and she's grateful that it's being done. You're very negative about this for some reason.
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Feb 18, 2016 02:45
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Wouldn't that be Lana since she's a redhead? And this is Silver Age Superman, far be it from him to cheat with his superpowers even in costume.
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Feb 18, 2016 05:14
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I mean, it's not even cheating though. He's feeding homeless people faster than she's ever seen. It seems like the moral thing would be to The real superdickery going on is he won't be around to feed them again, and they'll slowly start to Jean ValJean themselves into criminals. The cycle of violence continues. Superman should really just be shipping them all to Lion Island or wherever. Let them carve out a new home. Drifter fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Feb 18, 2016 06:23
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:But his restaurant reviews are loving brutal Haha, he's such a catty bitch.
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Feb 18, 2016 16:38
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mysterious frankie posted:Haha, he's such a catty bitch.  He really is.
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Feb 18, 2016 16:48
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You know, if for no other reason, those drat covers are the reason Superman is the best super hero. Literal decades of him being a piece of poo poo to everyone and everything in the best and worst ways possible including multiple accounts of forced animal husbandry with a human, and he's still the paragon of justice and the most famous super hero of all. gently caress yeah Superman.
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Feb 18, 2016 17:56
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Not really the best place to ask, I'll admit, but how accurate do the stories actually reflect what the covers imply with those Superdickery comics? My gut says they either aren't accurate at all, or they are all just-a-dream or acting-like-a-dick-for-a-good-reason stuff.
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Feb 19, 2016 13:08
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Yeah they're the 50s/60s equivalent of clickbait headlines, Superman always had a reason he was doing that stuff. "You just wont believe what Superman makes Jimmy Olsen do this issue! Page 5 made me laugh out loud but page 17 made me gasp!"
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Feb 19, 2016 13:11
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Most of the time Superman acts like a dick on the cover is to protect his secret identity. The story inside is usually just as insane as the cover. The story where Jimmy turns into a mermaid comes to mind.
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Feb 19, 2016 13:38
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MisterBibs posted:Not really the best place to ask, I'll admit, but how accurate do the stories actually reflect what the covers imply with those Superdickery comics? My gut says they either aren't accurate at all, or they are all just-a-dream or acting-like-a-dick-for-a-good-reason stuff. io9 has the story behind a few of them. Generally it's either some kind of mind control, or Supes is faking whatever is happening to trick the baddie.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:io9 has the story behind a few of them. Generally it's either some kind of mind control, or Supes is faking whatever is happening to trick the baddie. That last one is pretty great. "Hey supes, what's going *BONK*
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MisterBibs posted:Not really the best place to ask, I'll admit, but how accurate do the stories actually reflect what the covers imply with those Superdickery comics? My gut says they either aren't accurate at all, or they are all just-a-dream or acting-like-a-dick-for-a-good-reason stuff.
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Feb 19, 2016 17:30
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No #Alfred? gently caress off with that bullshit. Worst. Marketing. Ever.
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I hope Alfred and Lois meet up in this movie and resolve the whole fight behind the scenes.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yeah they're the 50s/60s equivalent of clickbait headlines, Superman always had a reason he was doing that stuff. "You just wont believe what Superman makes Jimmy Olsen do this issue! Page 5 made me laugh out loud but page 17 made me gasp!" Clickbaity comic book covers are an old and noble tradition. My favorite is the one that shows Wolverine despite the fact that he does not actually appear in the story.  You can even notice a little "Wolverine does not appear in this issue" comment in the left corner. Genius! IIRC, the same thing happened to Batman and some other superpals.
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Feb 20, 2016 07:41
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Sir Kodiak posted:That line is from Man of Steel. Zod doesn't become a zombie until Batman v Superman. Zod Zombie
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PiedPiper posted:Clickbaity comic book covers are an old and noble tradition. My favorite is the one that shows Wolverine despite the fact that he does not actually appear in the story. But, like, why wouldn't Wolverine show up? Was he booked solid that month?
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porfiria posted:But, like, why wouldn't Wolverine show up? Was he booked solid that month? Not even Wolverine can appear in every comic.
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