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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I hope Mark Henry loses so we can solidify more heels in this business.

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
America slain by falling 3 feet

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

sticklefifer posted:

Home Alone with Dean Ambrose would be a VERY different movie. :stare:

Guest Starring Rybaxel as The wet sticky hungry bandits

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Writer Cath posted:

Tim Curry: "Look out, sports patrons, there's an insane wrestler WITH A GUN!"
Man it sucks that Tim Curry had a stroke and isn't in movies or cartoons anymore.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

STUPID. STUPID.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Suben posted:

It reforms as a pro-American stable.

The Nation :911:

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Lack of chemistry here is startling

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why doesn't Mark Henry just roll over onto his back?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Well... America is over.

RIP Freedom again.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

"that right there may have snuffed out the hopes of mark henry... and america..."

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Henry dead.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Welp, that was pointless.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jiro posted:

Why doesn't Mark Henry just roll over onto his back?

He's unconscious, Jiro!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


RIP

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Better than crying like a bitch, I guess.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ah good, now Mark Henry is exactly as much of a failure as Jack Swagger

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


What was the point??

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Yay Rusev!!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Nilbop posted:

Lack of chemistry here is startling

Kinda feels like this is Henry's taking off for a while match and he wants to get it over with

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

StarkRavingMad posted:

ah good, now Mark Henry is exactly as much of a failure as Jack Swagger

Time to feud with Bo.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Sushipants posted:

nooooo, I wanted the World's Strongest Moonsault!

I would poo poo my pants

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

achillesforever6 posted:

Man it sucks that Tim Curry had a stroke and isn't in movies or cartoons anymore.

I didn't know this :smith:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Rusev is so happy

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jiro posted:

Why doesn't Mark Henry just roll over onto his back?

Why didn't Paige just jump backwards and smash AJ?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Another pass out match.

I feel like creative thinks "Hey remember that one time we had a guy pass out and it put him over?" and they just keep using that.





this is not apples to apples...

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Refusing to admit defeat despite being beaten soundly: the power of patriotism :911:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Bard Maddox posted:

Rusev is so happy


He is a true 90s kid

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

Why didn't Paige just jump backwards and smash AJ?

Why don't they bring a gun to a No DQ match?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Shima Honnou posted:

Why didn't Paige just jump backwards and smash AJ?

Why doesn't Kurt Angle just drug and rape Big Show of his dignity again?

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Bard Maddox posted:

Rusev is so happy

so are we

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
I kind of like that they're fully committed to building Rusev as a monster heel.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Why didn't Paige just jump backwards and smash AJ?

Uhhh because AJ is awesome? Duh.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Mark Henry is going to join ISIS like Sgt Slaughter joined Iraq

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
You call that a carjacking, Seth!

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

I want one more Rusev/Henry match. Just to remove all doubt.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Why don't they bring a gun to a No DQ match?

Cole: THAT'S VINTAGE BRIAN PILLMAN OFFENSE THERE KING!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

Why doesn't Kurt Angle just drug and rape Big Show of his dignity again?

He can't use his legs no more :smith:

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Writer Cath posted:

This time next Sunday, Stephanie will bolt upright in bed, realizing they never let Dean out.

"Longer than you think, Dad! It's longer than you think!"

/Jaunt

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jiro posted:

Uhhh because AJ is awesome? Duh.

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Sushipants posted:

I kind of like that they're fully committed to building Rusev as a monster heel.

Which is good, because Rusev is the business, but this match was a big nothing.

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