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Ruby got Railed posted:so it is possible that Obama aint even had a finger up he butt yet whoa whoa whoa lets not leap to conclusions
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Holy poo poo you guys are all over 30 and you're making Obama butt jokes. I guess everyone really is doomed to become a republican after 30. a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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a bone to pick posted:Holy poo poo you guys are all over 30 and you're making Obama and butt jokes. Seriously one of my worst nightmares. Growing old thinking I'm the good guy and it turns out I've turned into Darth Vader. An old Darth Vader shut up in his home watching Fox News and mumbling to himself.
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a bone to pick posted:Holy poo poo you guys are all over 30 and you're making Obama butt jokes. the one thing i look forward about most about being old as gently caress (60+) is that i can say the most racist and generally offensive poo poo ever and everyone has to awkwardly laugh it off
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A misanthrope posted:Seriously one of my worst nightmares. Growing old thinking I'm the good guy and it turns out I've turned into Darth Vader. An old Darth Vader shut up in his home watching Fox News and mumbling to himself. you don't feel like darth vader when this happens, you just feel like all the dumb kids have been indoctrinated with stupid poo poo and are too scared of being real
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The Brown Menace posted:the one thing i look forward about most about being old as gently caress (60+) is that i can say the most racist and generally offensive poo poo ever and everyone has to awkwardly laugh it off This, but unironically.
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Nurge posted:This, but unironically. i was being unironic think bad grandpa was fiction, think again
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a bone to pick posted:Holy poo poo you guys are all over 30 and you're making Obama butt jokes. what do butt jokes have anything to do with being republican?
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LethalGeek posted:what do butt jokes have anything to do with being republican?
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Straker posted:every last one of them is a closeted power bottom one craigslist post away from getting bred by toxic poz BBCs i cannot wait to be a racist and homophobic as gently caress old geezer who pulls in more rear end than the annual andes donkey-racing festival by the sheer power of money, and not a single shred of irony here
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Jun 14, 2014 01:29
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27 but people think I'm way younger. Maybe this will carry with me into my 30's?  You guys complaining about being creaky and weak: work out, drat it. I've seen people in their 40's who've got the bodies & energy of people half their age thanks to working out. And some of them aren't life time fitness freaks either, it's something they got into for only a couple of years.
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Jun 14, 2014 01:46
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RIP and tear OP.
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Jun 14, 2014 01:53
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Definitely drinking myself to death before 30. 
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Jun 14, 2014 02:11
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You have two choices: Caravel or run. Running actually turns out to be pretty cool. As an old fart, I recommend it.
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A misanthrope posted:turned 30 bottles of beer upside down and drank them Haha, you sound like a real big loser OP. Have fun.
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Jun 14, 2014 02:27
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The longer you wait to have kids after age 30 the more likely it is they will become
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The longer you wait to have kids after age 30 the more likely it is they will become for women, men can marry a few years younger so we get a little more time. but yeah you're pushing it having children after 35
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Jun 14, 2014 03:36
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Kyrie eleison posted:for women, men can marry a few years younger so we get a little more time. yeah but we're all goonfathers so its like already a significant dip in normalcy ratings
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Jun 14, 2014 03:39
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I just turned 50 a couple of weeks ago. Report back when you turn 45 - that's when everything starts turning to poo poo.
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I'll be thirty soon as well. RIP goon brethren
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ausgezeichnet posted:I just turned 50 a couple of weeks ago. Report back when you turn 45 - that's when everything starts turning to poo poo. whats it like friend? cradle me in your strong 50 year old arms and tell me there is nothing to worry about
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Jun 14, 2014 03:43
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At 30 my body started breaking down as if on cue. poo poo that used to be no big deal will now make you sore for days. i no longer care if i don't do anything on a saturday night. hope you have a good job because that's all that will save you on the dating market. 40 is probably worse so cheers.
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I'm 30, don't get hangovers and have a monster dong (being Polish is good for two things) and am lol'ing at this thread. Bunch of bald, fat, married with kids mortgage having retards.
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:I'm 30, don't get hangovers and have a monster dong (being Polish is good for two things) and am lol'ing at this thread. Bunch of bald, fat, married with kids retards. same
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bigzak posted:same what about the mortgage part i edited in?!
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:what about the mortgage part i edited in?! nope no mortgage
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:I'm 30, don't get hangovers and have a monster dong (being Polish is good for two things) and am lol'ing at this thread. Bunch of bald, fat, married with kids mortgage having retards. you have to move beyond wanting to bang kids before you can have them mr picard
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I suppose I'll give a small piece of advice instead of making GBS threads all over you dummies - drink water at work, once you've had your morning coffee, all goddamn day long. Pound that poo poo into you. This serves two purposes - no hangover no matter how much you drink like I have mentioned and you spend a lot of time at work in the bathroom, peeing. Peeing is awesome, especially when you get paid to do it. You can use the 'small bladder' excuse if anyone questions you. And how dare they question you about personal medical issues?!
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Citizen Tayne posted:Haha, you sound like a real big loser OP. Have fun.  SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The longer you wait to have kids after age 30 the more likely it is they will become Kyrie eleison posted:for women, men can marry a few years younger so we get a little more time. If I ever found out I got a chick pregnant I'd flee to Mexico or blow my brains out. I really, really, really hate kids. If I went back in time and met myself as a kid I would hate that little poo poo too. If that makes me an autist, then let's go to the train yard because I'm on the spectrum. bigzak posted:I'll be thirty soon as well. RIP goon brethren RIP  ausgezeichnet posted:I just turned 50 a couple of weeks ago. Report back when you turn 45 - that's when everything starts turning to poo poo. What's it like being so close to death? Do vultures follow you around?
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Drunk & Ugly posted:you have to move beyond wanting to bang kids before you can have them mr picard kids are disgusting, get those little pants-making GBS threads faggots away from me, gross
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i don't get hangovers because i am an advanced alcohol consumer and know my limits
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Who the gently caress brought kids into the equation here? gently caress that I love doing whatever the hell I want. Selfish to the end bwahaha.
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Liquid Chicken posted:Another fun thing about getting older....
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Kyrie eleison posted:for women, men can marry a few years younger so we get a little more time. papist gently caress
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Orkin Mang posted:papist gently caress I don't get it starting kids at 35 is getting up there, but forty is the cutoff where does Catholicism come in to it
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a bone to pick posted:Holy poo poo you guys are all over 30 and you're making Obama butt jokes. I turned 30 so long ago that my 30th birthday can now legally drink. I'm still very left-wing, to the point where I get pissed at the democrats for being too conservative. However, my parents both turned into severely-wedged-right-wing-religious-conservatives when I was younger. It was pretty sad.
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genesplicer posted:I turned 30 so long ago that my 30th birthday can now legally drink. I'm still very left-wing, to the point where I get pissed at the democrats for being too conservative. However, my parents both turned into severely-wedged-right-wing-religious-conservatives when I was younger. It was pretty sad. Yeah but that may be generational. My parents are sixty and still see through the bullshit. Of course it depends where you live. Right winged religious conservatives here are a tiny and silent minority it could be argued that they don't even exist at all. Don't get old and bitter get old and cool
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You're a good poster, charlie brown
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