MLB GDT 7/9/14: The Dodgers are on and She Wants the D

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FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Abel Wingnut posted:

when did kolten wong become a goddamn force of nature?

When he stopped being:

1.) inexplicably banished to the minors in favor of Daniel descalso
2.) injured

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:16

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:21

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Astros

Rangers for the first time since 2002!

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:17

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Mister E posted:

You see his shoulder injury was just a cover to give him bionic arms.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:17

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

The possibility of the Pirates successfully winning this ballgame is approximately 3,720 to 1.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:17

Mister Perky: Aug 2, 2010

Fosse is unhappy with Hammel pitching against the defense [i.e. Coco didn't catch it because he was shading Sandoval to left field and the ball went to right-center] leading to that Sandoval single. Great backhanded compliment too, "you have to be careful not to pitch against the defense even when throwing a waste pitch because Sandoval will try to hit it".

Home Field Advantage Really Is A Thing with these teams.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:18

Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Abner Assington posted:

Forget this Star Wars night stuff, I want Mortal Kombat night now.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:19

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Dear cardinals,

Please score at least once here so I do not have to watch Trevor rosenthal do his Mitch Williams impression

It isn't even good. For starters he's right handed and also not a huge rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:22

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Giants are so bad with the bases loaded.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:25

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Oh Good, Cain has given up a homer. I was waiting for that shoe to drop.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:28

holylemon: May 24, 2004; Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?; Fun Shoe

I BELIEVE IN STEPHEN VOGT!

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:30

PotatoJudge: May 22, 2004; Tell me about the rabbits, George

FairGame posted:

Dear cardinals,

Please score at least once here so I do not have to watch Trevor rosenthal do his Mitch Williams impression

It isn't even good. For starters he's right handed and also not a huge rear end in a top hat.

Lead > 0 and < 4 = Rosenthal

Beep boop I'm Mike Matheny.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:32

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Stop overusing rosenthal, jeez!

Like, I'm pretty sure the cards can win this game without a struggling reliever who pitches every goddamned day and could use a break

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:33

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Plus he's kinda bad lately

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:36

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

going from one overused guy to another in freeman

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:37

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

PENCE SMASH

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:38

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Okay, you see that Giants? That's what you should be doing when there's people on base.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:39

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

That's a winner!

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:41

Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Thank you Bourjos.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:41

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

well good job borgous you didnt gently caress that up

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:41

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Good job bourjos you are good at running and fielding

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Please Robertson end this loving game already.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:49

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Phew, Cain managed to get out of that mess (that he caused)

# ? Jul 10, 2014 04:54

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Crawford with a perfect bunt.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 05:23

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Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Cain gets a win! Romo pitches a perfect inning. Giants score runs! :woop:

# ? Jul 10, 2014 06:22

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