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Comically Oversized, Circus Breasts Poll
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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
:captainpop:





e: huh, new page. oh well not gonna change the post.

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anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

Somehow this picture is Work Safe




quoting for page 4

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
So GBS is the new porn sub Forum? Sweet

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

Somehow this picture is Work Safe




yea that's my poo poo

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

anchoress posted:

quoting for page 4



:smallbarf:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
bring back DPPH

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
boobs arent really that cool anymore


these days i think dogs and xanax are more fun personally


i'm getting old, i guess

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Tits are just fake asses.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

boobs arent really that cool anymore


these days i think dogs and xanax are more fun personally


i'm getting old, i guess

try xanax+boobs. you could prolly have a dog watch too if that's your thing

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Boobs that squirt xanax milk.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Al Cowens posted:

Boobs that squirt xanax milk.dogs

now you're speakin my language al cowens :DDD

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
:tipshat:

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Al Cowens posted:

Boobs that squirt xanax milk.

That's quite the milk with knives in it, gets me ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
xanax milk would get me ready for whatever the opposite of ultraviolence is, like ultrasleeping or ultranetflixing

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Oh jeez... Why did I come back in here.

:gonk:

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015
Billy is a young man. Since he was a boy, he was searching for love.
One day he is trying to help an old lady :

Old Lady - Young man, help that pregnant woman instead
Pregnant woman - I'm not pregnant, it's my boobs

*heavy breathing*

Totally not pregnant woman - I'm woman F from Op's post

*To this day, Billy remember having sex with a zodiac : best day of his life.

The end

The point : billy got laid.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Oh jeez... Why did I come back in here.

:gonk:

Everyone loves the circus. Especially when it's Comically Oversized.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

they've gotten bigger in 10 years.

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Oct 30, 2009

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psyopmonkey2 posted:

Oh jeez... Why did I come back in here.

:gonk:

What exactly were you hoping to see in a thread called Comically Oversized, Circus Tits?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Have any goons ever played with comically oversized circus tits? I feel like the best part of boobs is how they feel and implants would ruin that, but I've never actually felt boobs with implants so I dunno if I'm being presumptuous or not.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

Have any goons ever played with comically oversized circus tits? I feel like the best part of boobs is how they feel and implants would ruin that, but I've never actually felt boobs with implants so I dunno if I'm being presumptuous or not.

Define comically oversized circus tits. It's a relative term.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Slept with a girl with a ginormous rack once, and it wasn't fake! Although that's probably because she was somewhat ginormous herself.

Everything has it's ups and downs I guess.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Define ginormous.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

VendaGoat posted:

Define comically oversized circus tits. It's a relative term.
I guess any time the boob to implant ratio drops below 1.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

I guess any time the boob to implant ratio drops below 1.

Eh, may not be a fair metric as starting with a cups means that anything involved is <1

While someone like norma stiz would probably collapse under her own weight at a =1

and seriously who gets a set of bolt ons and goes >1?

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

you have a beautiful face. think i'm in love here, guys

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

ArbitraryC posted:

Have any goons ever played with comically oversized circus tits? I feel like the best part of boobs is how they feel and implants would ruin that, but I've never actually felt boobs with implants so I dunno if I'm being presumptuous or not.

Breast implants make boobs feel unusually hard. Like a bag of watermelons.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Panfilo posted:

Breast implants make boobs feel unusually hard. Like a bag of watermelons.

Kinda like a bag of sand.

Implants are gross.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Panfilo posted:

Breast implants make boobs feel unusually hard. Like a bag of watermelons.

Yeah, they feel way more stiff than normal boobs and it sucks and I don't like them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Depends on the implant. Some feel pretty drat close to regular. The overfilled, drum tight, hardened ones are the ones people complain about. Like putting a hard super bounce ball in yo tits, yo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
:captainpop:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

You could smuggle so much drugs in those ... or small children

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Panfilo posted:

Breast implants make boobs feel unusually hard. Like a bag of watermelons.

See that's exactly what i was afraid of. I've dated girls with all sorts of tits and am totally willing to sacrifice size for that practically melts around your hand suppleness.

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