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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Eric the Mauve posted:

All Ovechkin does is stand on the left faceoff dot, wait for the puck to come to him and fire it into the net. For the life of me I can't figure out why the Penguins don't have Malkin and/or Kessel and/or Crosby doing this. It loving works.

Kessel's not really a one timer type of guy is he? I don't think Crosby or Malkin do it as well either.

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Nobody has ever done it as well as Ovechkin but those guys on the Penguins are elite shooters. What the Caps do with Ovechkin is a way better PP strategy than whatever the gently caress it is the Penguins do that doesn't involve ever shooting the puck except from laughably extreme angles. Plus Ovi can play drat near the whole 2 minutes because he hardly moves.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
The Hawks can't stop turning the puck over this afternoon

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
:tastykake: PHANTOMS CAPTAIN COLIN MCDONALD

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




:tastykake: THE GOOD NOT AS BAD MCDONALD :tastykake:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Now everybody down at McDonnellzzz
They down with Colin McDonald :tastykake:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



wooooooooo

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
I was just VERY confused and thought the Nashville announcers screwed up.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Vicas posted:

Now everybody down at McDonnellzzz
They down with Colin McDonald :tastykake:

I approve of this 100%



If you're unaware:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Duby, nobody touched you at all there, buddy

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
ovechkin is the greatest

also Tom Wilson and Stamkos are buddies

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Infidel Castro posted:

I approve of this 100%



If you're unaware:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

I've been hoping to get the chance to use this all season

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
It seems like all Dano does is turn poo poo over, and hack at goalies.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Colin McDonald, Valuable Fantasy Asset

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Hey Toews stop trying to punch people we need you playing hockey

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Now get the assist, Colin!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
I don't follow St. Louis or Nashville, is Jackman still any good

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Read and Jones just huggin' it out, shootin' the poo poo.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



neuvirth owns

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




What the gently caress NHL? I'm still at work and the Hawks game is already started on a non holiday Friday.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Man, that was 100% not unexpected.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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triple sulk posted:

neuvirth owns

I want to kiss him

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the flyers are turds, fire hakstol

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Why the gently caress Gudas and Schultz were the D pair with the empty net I have no loving clue what the gently caress fire Hakstol.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




TOO MUCH PERDS

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Lavy's about to turn red

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



too much man lol

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




This is going to a gently caress the shootout, isn't it?





e: NOPE

:tastykake: GHOST BEAR :tastykake:

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Same exact OT winner as the other night

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Infidel Castro posted:

This is going to a gently caress the shootout, isn't it?

NOPE :ghost: :tbear:

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
:tastykake: GHOST loving BEAR :tastykake:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



LMAO AGAIN THAT WAS THE SAME PLAY AS LAST TIME

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Can't lie, that was a beautiful goal by the Ghostbear guy.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


That penalty was totally wrong, the Preds player going to the bench had his skates off the ice before the puck was touched.

Lost due to a bullshit penalty!!!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Blackbelt Bobman posted:

That penalty was totally wrong, the Preds player going to the bench had his skates off the ice before the puck was touched.

Lost due to a bullshit penalty!!!

They guy coming off was barely outside the centre-ice faceoff circle.

Here:



Well, off to watch the baby Preds hopefully not lose.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Nov 28, 2015

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

That penalty was totally wrong, the Preds player going to the bench had his skates off the ice before the puck was touched.

Lost due to a bullshit penalty!!!


Infidel Castro posted:

They guy coming off was barely outside the centre-ice faceoff circle.

Also the Flyers broadcast showed that Ribiero was way the gently caress behind the net behind Neuvirth

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
the wild are bad, that is all

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Infidel Castro posted:

They guy coming off was barely outside the centre-ice faceoff circle.

Here:



Well, off to watch the baby Preds hopefully not lose.

Ribiero why were you hiding?!?!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Ribiero why were you hiding?!?!

He heard Chris Hansen might have been in the crowd

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Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Shawn Cotureier posted:

He heard Chris Hansen might have been in the crowd

I was just about to post this exact joke

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