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Istari posted:I thought it was a dildo Kidney Stone posted:I can be that as well. Do you charge by the hour, or what? PM me.
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:I thought that was a nose hair trimmer It will definitely end any nose hair issues you might have.
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RCarr posted:Do you charge by the hour, or what? PM me. Whatever they charge, I'll charge half.
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Ragequit posted:I am pretty sure the one on the right is only an angel to Xena. Those are Ophanim, giant flaming wheels with eyes, who support the chariot of god according to Ezekiel.  Only the lowest level of angel is supposed to look human, and even them that's not consistent across all sources. Winged humanoids were a Roman motif that got worked into Christianity as it spread throughout the empire.
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Istari posted:I thought it was a dildo The good is good, the penis is stupid and inconvenient.
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Little Blackfly posted:Only the lowest level of angel is supposed to look human, and even them that's not consistent across all sources. Winged humanoids were a Roman motif that got worked into Christianity as it spread throughout the empire.
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I hope they keep making more weird old testament movies. We're getting Exodus, but I'd love something like Elisha. Some kids made fun of him for being bald, so he had God send a bear to devour them. Elijah would make for a pretty decent movie too.
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theflyingorc posted:Angels are really, really not a major topic of discussion in the Bible. The number of supernatural characters in the book not named "God" is actually pretty low, and tons of our heaven/hell imagery comes more from Dante than anything. And Milton.
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Well angels play a big part in the story of Lot and the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. God sends angels as messengers and all the men in town gather around Lot's house to gang rape them. Lot, being the holy man he is, offers his two teenage virgin daughters to be gang raped by the whole city to protect the angels. But it's cool, the town says no, they'd rather rape angels. Then fireballs come down from the sky while Lot and his family play City Escape (level 1). But then Lot's wife turns around (which she was STRICTLY told NOT to do) and becomes a pillar of salt. The story ends with Lot's daughters assuming they're the last three people alive on earth (because they're dumb). They decide they need to repopulate the earth. So they get their father drunk and rape him. They get preggers and pop out children named Moab (leader of the Moabites) and Ben-Ammi (leader of the Ammonites). The Bible is fun!
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theflyingorc posted:Angels are really, really not a major topic of discussion in the Bible. The number of supernatural characters in the book not named "God" is actually pretty low, and tons of our heaven/hell imagery comes more from Dante than anything. Popularized by Dante and Milton and then kept up in perpetuity by thousands of Renaissance artists who then put angels into everything. Honestly, the majority of Western Christian iconography that we know today came out of the Renaissance
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umalt posted:The gun is good, the penis is stupid and inconvenient.  Bored has a new favorite as of 18:45 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 18:41
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Sexy Sean Connery's from Zardoz, I'd never have thought I'd see the day that such a thing would exist... ...oh, and yes.
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Franchescanado posted:Well angels play a big part in the story of Lot and the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. God sends angels as messengers and all the men in town gather around Lot's house to gang rape them. Lot, being the holy man he is, offers his two teenage virgin daughters to be gang raped by the whole city to protect the angels. But it's cool, the town says no, they'd rather rape angels. Then fireballs come down from the sky while Lot and his family play City Escape (level 1). But then Lot's wife turns around (which she was STRICTLY told NOT to do) and becomes a pillar of salt. Now that sounds like the plot of a Zach Snyder movie.
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meatsaw posted:Now that sounds like the plot of a Zach Snyder movie. Xerxes from 300 is (possibly) referred to in the Bible, so...
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If Noah doesn't end with a naked Russell Crowe laying out in his tent being drunk as poo poo, and condemning his kid into eternal slavery for covering up his old man balls with a blanket, I will be upset  It could be the perfect lead for a sequel, Noah 2: We're Jews, We Don't Like Ham.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:If Noah doesn't end with a naked Russell Crowe laying out in his tent being drunk as poo poo, and condemning his kid into eternal slavery for covering up his old man balls with a blanket, I will be upset I wonder if they'll leave in the rainbow  at the end signifying god's covenant to never kill 99.999 percent of earth's population again (with water.)
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:It could be the perfect lead for a sequel, Noah 2: We're Jews, We Don't Like Ham. Ham is one of the name's of Noah's sons
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:If Noah doesn't end with a naked Russell Crowe laying out in his tent being drunk as poo poo, and condemning his kid into eternal slavery for covering up his old man balls with a blanket, I will be upset It's 21st century Hollywood. They're going to go through with the sequel, but it's not going to faithfully follow the source because (a) we can't have nice things, and (b) see "a".
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:If Noah doesn't end with a naked Russell Crowe laying out in his tent being drunk as poo poo, and condemning his kid into eternal slavery for covering up his old man balls with a blanket, I will be upset http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/03/the-terror-of-em-noah-em-how-darren-aronofsky-interprets-the-bible/359587/ The director is certainly aware of it, and I'm guessing this implies that that's how this movie is gonna end
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Vicas posted:http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/03/the-terror-of-em-noah-em-how-darren-aronofsky-interprets-the-bible/359587/ They'd better, as that's the whole point of the story - that there are no "good" people and "bad" people - we're all both at once, and separating the world into "them" and "us" is pointless.
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Vicas posted:Popularized by Dante and Milton and then kept up in perpetuity by thousands of Renaissance artists who then put angels into everything. Honestly, the majority of Western Christian iconography that we know today came out of the Renaissance Renaissance art was commissioned by the rich and powerful of the time. The images of Christ, the angels, and other good biblical characters were modelled on the commissioner and their friends and family. The images of demons and tortured souls in hell were modelled after the commissioner's enemies.  "Durr, imma demon. Imma bad governor."
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Deteriorata posted:They'd better, as that's the whole point of the story - that there are no "good" people and "bad" people - we're all both at once, and separating the world into "them" and "us" is pointless. Hitler was decent when you gave him a chance.
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This is the slightest bit  so I'll link it: http://i.imgur.com/80RBHow.jpg (No nudity, no lingerie, just a woman in a...compromising? position.)
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DrBouvenstein posted:This is the slightest bit What is all the stuff in and around the sink?!
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My first guess is shaving cream. "The Lady Boutique" in the mirror really sells the picture.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:51
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Hey remember the time my image was appropriated by a Chinese underpants company?
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Say Nothing posted:Lost in translation. I don't know, I want this one for my lawn.
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Say Nothing posted:Lost in translation. Oddly enough, it seems that it makes even less sense in Chinese.
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yippeekiyaymf posted:What is all the stuff in and around the sink?! wet paper hand towels
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Who wore it best? Vanilla Ice in "Cool as Ice" (1991)   Or John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy (1418) 
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Say Nothing posted:Lost in translation. 
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I assume the "I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face" is supposed to say "I like your smile, but I won't like you if you step on my face." I think it makes sense; it's a vaguely humorous and interesting way to say "keep off the grass", and maybe being different is enough to get people to not ignore it. I don't think "tiny grass is dreaming" and "the grass is smiling at you" are even mistranslated.
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DrBouvenstein posted:This is the slightest bit If I had to guess I'd say a piss/poo poo accident while on a night out, what we are looking at is the cleanup operation. Or she's pulled and wants to make sure the lucky fella she's taking home is going to get clean fresh pussy!
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DontMockMySmock posted:I assume the "I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face" is supposed to say "I like your smile, but I won't like you if you step on my face." quote:I don't think "tiny grass is dreaming" and "the grass is smiling at you" are even mistranslated.
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monkeytennis posted:If I had to guess I'd say a piss/poo poo accident while on a night out, what we are looking at is the cleanup operation. My guess is that she's pulled, and just dashed off to the loo to shave because she didn't bother doing so before she headed out for the night. (I know girls who have done this.)
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 (It stands for "Please Do Not Walk On The Grass If You Are Going Across")
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