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Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

Crigit posted:

Can you even do engineering with warp things?

Sure you can, if you don't mind the odd demonic possession, persistent hallucinations, ghostly voices and the guaranteed very occasional eyeball and tentacle growth.

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Crigit posted:

Can you even do engineering with warp things? Most explanations of warp happenings I've seen sound an awful lot like 'a wizard did it.'

A wizard does do it. Literally. And it's quite easy to merge warp magic with technology. Every ship of the Imperium runs on arcane technology for its gellar field and warp engine, and so does a lot of other warp related technology. The warp just has a habit of being extremely volatile and actively malicious.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
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Random blabber posted:

Don't worry, if chaos does so up, the fact that they were summoned by Drogan ensures their inevitable failure, since the only thing that man can do is screw up.

Drogans score on fuckups:
  • Engineering: "I'll build a weapon that might kill all non-human sentients on a planetary scale, or might crack open a planet."
  • Safety: "I'll use THE loving WARP to power it, guaranteeing that no matter what poo poo will go wrong and be daemon infested."
  • Location: "I'll do my testing in the middle of a literally irreplaceable manufacturing making Titans. Just so when poo poo does go wrong (and it will because I'm using THE loving WARP) I'll gently caress up twice over."
  • Forethought: "You know, I'm working with THE loving WARP, which is so dangerous/heretical that even the average Imperial Joe knows to run screaming from this. Better not tell anyone with two working braincells because they'll shut me down for good and obvious reasons. But I'll make a recording so my fellow Inquisitors can give me all the praise I deserve when it works listen in abject horror as they clean up the mess I leave behind."
  • Fashion: "My mommy gave me a cowlick when I was young and said it looked cool, so I'm still wearing it even with half my skull being visibly metal."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Drogan's only specialty is loving up.

Inquisitor Drogan, Ordo Dumbass.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer
Wheres the Ordo Hereticus in all this? Sounds like they dropped the ball here. Some witchhunter should have kicked in Drogan's door with their retinue and a Adepta Sororitas detatchment long ago.

Random blabber
Dec 14, 2013
Whenever one shows up, a Lord of Change just pops out and kills them. Drogan pays this no mind.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
I imagine Titus questioning the inquisitor's actions, and shrugging because "There's no way he could have possibly been that stupid"

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

my dad posted:

I imagine Titus questioning the inquisitor's actions, and shrugging because "There's no way he could have possibly been that stupid"

More like he really is not in the mood to handle this right now. they have a planet full of Orks and a Titan manufactorum to secure, the longer the stay the more battle brothers get to die. If Drogan has a weapon that can stop that, best go use it rather than wait the months or YEARS it would take to actually purge the planet of Orks.

He's a soldier, his mind is on winning the battle at hand, if that means firing a potentially risky weapon? Well it wouldn't be the first time using a gun that has a chance to blow up in your face.

Let the Inquisition sort this all out after the battle, and if we're all dead, track down Drogan in the warp and curbstomp him until he wishes he could die again. If the Psychic Scourge doesn't obliterate everyones souls.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

Issue with that is is that he's a Ultramarine of the Space Marines, he's going against chapter regulations. Especially since it's warp technology.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Um, isn't having the planet overrun by orks preferable to unleashing warp... things all over the place? At least the orks will only chop off your arms, shoot you in the foot (aiming for the face) and then unscrew your head from your body. No mucking about with souls. Besides, it's not like a big mek is going to figure out how to start producing orky titans or something.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Poil posted:

Um, isn't having the planet overrun by orks preferable to unleashing warp... things all over the place? At least the orks will only chop off your arms, shoot you in the foot (aiming for the face) and then unscrew your head from your body. No mucking about with souls. Besides, it's not like a big mek is going to figure out how to start producing orky titans or something.
If they don't do something drastic right the hell now, they will lose the Manufactorum and the Titans within. That is unthinkable so Titus is willing to take risks if they have the chance of turning this into a success.

Random blabber
Dec 14, 2013

Poil posted:

Um, isn't having the planet overrun by orks preferable to unleashing warp... things all over the place? At least the orks will only chop off your arms, shoot you in the foot (aiming for the face) and then unscrew your head from your body. No mucking about with souls. Besides, it's not like a big mek is going to figure out how to start producing orky titans or something.

They're called gargants, but orks never needed any special facility to make those before. Worst case is that the orks make a few gargants and buzz off to fight someone else, which is preferable Graia turning into a daemon world and mass producing chaos titans.

Now that I think of it, I'm kind of surprised Drogan didn't accidentally get the warlord titan possessed by a daemon while running his experiments.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Issue: Titans are in fact replaceable, they are one of the few technologies that the admech do have the capability to build up, in fact since this forge world can build warlord class titans (which are the heavier of the two main battle titan chassis the imperium does regularly) it should have its own titan legion, which is probably off somewhere.

Random blabber
Dec 14, 2013

AtomikKrab posted:

Issue: Titans are in fact replaceable, they are one of the few technologies that the admech do have the capability to build up, in fact since this forge world can build warlord class titans (which are the heavier of the two main battle titan chassis the imperium does regularly) it should have its own titan legion, which is probably off somewhere.

I'm trying to ignore that this is the least heavily defended forge world ever.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

While Titans are replaceable to a given extent of the term, the practical issue here is that titans can take up to several hundred years to build, each. Any part of a titan is incredibly invaluable to the Imperium and Mechanius, including the crew.

You're right about the planet's titan legion though, where is it?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Titans are technically replaceable, but the galaxy is considered so vast in WH40k that they might not be replaceable in this sector/sub-sector. If the Titan Legion it's supporting is currently off on crusade, that would probably doom the crusade, and therefore the strategic value is absolute.

Saint Celestine posted:

Wheres the Ordo Hereticus in all this? Sounds like they dropped the ball here. Some witchhunter should have kicked in Drogan's door with their retinue and a Adepta Sororitas detatchment long ago.

Inquisitors are all insanely busy people. The Inquisition is just not big enough to properly track down every lead and investigate every case. New Inquisitors get a fair bit of oversight from their mentors, but after you're promoted to full Inquisitor, the only oversight you have is occasional reports to your Inquisitor Lord (of the sort that we've already seen Drogan kind of fudging). Beyond that, Inquisitors are generally given a big budget, a bigger list of problems to solve, and told to go to work. There's an entire pen-and-paper ruleset called Dark Heresy where the entire idea is that the players are a party of Acolytes. Which is basically a fancy word for a group of expendable specialists that an Inquisitor hires to go check out one of the problems on his list that he's too busy to get to himself. And these can be some non-trivial problems - the Dark Heresy campaign I ran had the Acolyte squad parachuting in to an agri-world after their boss's pet psyker got really sick passing by it. Turned out there was a pretty active genestealer cult on the planet that was raiding graveyards and poo poo for spare parts. So she ended up sending a group of 5 dudes, the hardest of which was an ex-Imperial Guardsman with a laser rifle, into a game of Mafia with a countdown to a zombie apocalypse. Oops.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
If I remember correctly. Some versions of Titans and the Lasgun were the only things the Adeptus Mechanicus ever created. (Though this was pre Heresy aka before everyone became morons.)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

MonsterEnvy posted:

If I remember correctly. Some versions of Titans and the Lasgun were the only things the Adeptus Mechanicus ever created. (Though this was pre Heresy aka before everyone became morons.)

May I point out the Admech created the Vengeance launcher fo this game?

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

bunnyofdoom posted:

May I point out the Admech created the Vengeance launcher fo this game?

Ok they created 3 things. All probably pre Heresy and we have just never heard of the VL until now.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

As Coolguye pointed out, the average Inquisitor is also less of a 'do things personally' badass type and more of a spymaster with their own intelligence agency. I'm wondering where the hell Drogan's Acolytes are. Probably all off getting into terrible trouble all through the sector as they take on his caseload.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Night10194 posted:

As Coolguye pointed out, the average Inquisitor is also less of a 'do things personally' badass type and more of a spymaster with their own intelligence agency. I'm wondering where the hell Drogan's Acolytes are. Probably all off getting into terrible trouble all through the sector as they take on his caseload.

Or maybe they're getting killed by John McClaine.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Night10194 posted:

As Coolguye pointed out, the average Inquisitor is also less of a 'do things personally' badass type and more of a spymaster with their own intelligence agency. I'm wondering where the hell Drogan's Acolytes are. Probably all off getting into terrible trouble all through the sector as they take on his caseload.

Given Drogon's sheer incompetence, I can only assume they all died in incredibly preventable ways long before he ever set foot on Graia.

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much

Ulvirich posted:

Issue with that is is that he's a Ultramarine of the Space Marines, he's going against chapter regulations. Especially since it's warp technology.

Probably the reason why he's allowing this is as Drogan is an inquisitor there is relatively little that Titus can do to stop him from using the weapon, best to be close when things go out of hand to fix things.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Marines can and will push an Inquisitor's poo poo in, it's just a matter of doing it in a way that doesn't seem suspicious.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

WickedHate posted:

Marines can and will push an Inquisitor's poo poo in, it's just a matter of doing it in a way that doesn't seem suspicious.

Oh no. The inquisitor fell down some stairs. Onto those chainswords. And bolt shells....

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

WickedHate posted:

Marines can and will push an Inquisitor's poo poo in, it's just a matter of doing it in a way that doesn't seem suspicious.

Unless you're the chapter master of the Space Wolves. In which case you can tell the Inquisition to gently caress off and the Inquisition does just that.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh no. The inquisitor fell down some stairs. Onto those chainswords. And bolt shells....

Far more plausible then when some Inquistor's took issue with the Celestial Lions ratting them out for destroying a planet for no good reason, and so gave them bad intel that led to them being ambushed, with the remaining survivors being picked off by "Ork snipers".

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

WickedHate posted:

Far more plausible then when some Inquistor's took issue with the Celestial Lions ratting them out for destroying a planet for no good reason, and so gave them bad intel that led to them being ambushed, with the remaining survivors being picked off by "Ork snipers".

That does show how much of a bro Grimaldus is cause he basically said "poo poo's rough guys, we'll help you, no biggie"

mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man who has said too much

WickedHate posted:

Marines can and will push an Inquisitor's poo poo in, it's just a matter of doing it in a way that doesn't seem suspicious.

That's the thing, for all of his failings Drogan is probably totally expecting that and planned for it.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
The Inquisition is responsible for the utter annihilation of the Flame Falcons chapter. The Flame Falcons were a chapter of the 21st founding, which was cursed due to horrible luck or horrid Geneseed mutations, the Flame Falcons mutation was being on loving fire and not feeling the pain. So basically there were a bunch of Space Marines on fire who fought for the emperor and in no way were corrupted.

But since they were on fire, an Inquisitor decided "Nope, you're all corrupted and heretics" and sent the Grey Knights to murder them all.

You would be loving shocked (No you wouldn't) by how many chapters have gone rogue because of the Inquisition. Hell another 21st founding Chapter is the Black Dragons, who's mutation is loving arm blades and horns, which they decided "Awesome" coated with Adamantium and decided to turn them all into Wolverine Assault Marines. and despite the fact they are 100% loyal, are not a result of chaos corruption in any way, and commited 9 of their 10 companies to the 13th Black Crusade defense, the Inquisition still wants to wipe them out.

And not just that, the Dark Angels and Marines Malevolent don't even want to fight along side them. Then again the MM are loving assholes without being heretics and the Dark Angels have their own issues like the Fallen.

Maybe they're just mad the Black Dragons are all mutated and don't give a gently caress since it lets them kill better for the emperor with no corruption.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The Imperium's bureaucracy strangles it, so it produces a class of agent who doesn't get constrained by it; those agents then proceed to poo poo all over everything, regularly go insane, and cause enormous damage. So goes the tale of the Imperial Inquisition and it is HILARIOUS.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Onmi posted:

But since they were on fire, an Inquisitor decided "Nope, you're all corrupted and heretics" and sent the Grey Knights to murder them all.

Speaking of the Grey Knights, there was that one time they found a convent of Adepta Sororitas - consecrated warrior-nuns who might be a little quick to set things on fire but are so pious and devoted to the Emperor that they can and do invoke battlefield miracles - holding out very well against a massive onslaught by daemons of Khorne even after the rest of the planet had fallen. The Grey Knights landed, killed all of the Sisters of Battle, and used their blood to cover their own armor in additional anti-daemon runes.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Cythereal posted:

Speaking of the Grey Knights, there was that one time they found a convent of Adepta Sororitas - consecrated warrior-nuns who might be a little quick to set things on fire but are so pious and devoted to the Emperor that they can and do invoke battlefield miracles - holding out very well against a massive onslaught by daemons of Khorne even after the rest of the planet had fallen. The Grey Knights landed, killed all of the Sisters of Battle, and used their blood to cover their own armor in additional anti-daemon runes.
We don't like to talk about that.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Cythereal posted:

Speaking of the Grey Knights, there was that one time they found a convent of Adepta Sororitas - consecrated warrior-nuns who might be a little quick to set things on fire but are so pious and devoted to the Emperor that they can and do invoke battlefield miracles - holding out very well against a massive onslaught by daemons of Khorne even after the rest of the planet had fallen. The Grey Knights landed, killed all of the Sisters of Battle, and used their blood to cover their own armor in additional anti-daemon runes.

Ward! Heretic propaganda.

Onmi posted:


And not just that, the Dark Angels and Marines Malevolent don't even want to fight along side them. Then again the MM are loving assholes without being heretics and the Dark Angels have their own issues like the Fallen.

Fortunately everyone hates the Marines Malevolent. Everyone. I think they are on the way to extinction too.

The Inquisition is just as bad as the rest of the Imperium, which is to say there's good and there's bad. Some Inquisitors are pretty :krad:

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, that was some bullshit.

Some Inquisitors are scary as gently caress. Strangely enough they mostly all hail from the Ordo Hereticus.

For example, theres this dude-



Look at that. Thats a GOOD guy.
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrus

You think Tyrus would have put up with Drogan's stupid bullshit? Nope.

Then there's Inquisitor Lord Karamazov who has a robot throne and goes around burning heretics.


Ordo Hereticus, Best Ordo. :colbert:

Saint Celestine fucked around with this message at 02:26 on May 15, 2014

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
And to just break down the Dark Angel nonsense, basically when the Horus Heresy came around Lion El took basically half his legion on the Crusades and left the other half to Garrison Caliban, his home. This caused resentment with the Garrisoned Angels so Chaos came a knocking.

So when Lion El came back from the Siege of Terra with dear old dad near death, the brother who was chosen above him to be Warmaster a heretic and dead, and the Jesus of the Primarchs also dead, he was kind of loving pissed off that his Dark Angels he left behind were now opening fire on him. This wound up BLOWING UP CALIBAN and leaving the Fortress-Monastery of the Dark Angels as all that remained.

So the Dark Angels viciously hunt the Fallen, because they perceive it as a shame they can never wash away and will be thought of as heretics if it ever gets out. This actually lead to a horrible incident known as the Ophidium Gulf Crusade, long story short, the Black Templars found one of the Fallen and along came the Dark Angels to demand them, and even began powering up their weapons blowing it way out of proportion. They handed him over, and the Dark Angels murdered them all to keep the secret from getting out (Is the implication anyway)

They are just viciously ashamed and afraid of the Imperium finding out that half of them became renegades. And the ones they do find are basically given a chance to repent. However those who clearly showed are happy to be in chaos and/or were not just helpless saps that wound up in this position due to their superiors, they kill.

The thing is, the Grey Knights (who work for the inquisition) already KNOW about the fallen, and thus the Inquisition know, in fact the Grey Knights are sort of responsible for everything that happened and caused the entire situation to escalate into full blown heresy. Meaning the Dark Angels perceived fears are entirely pointless. Meaning they killed an entire ship of Dark Templars over nothing.

40K!

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fallen_Angels

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
So are the Black Templers really that great? They get painted as ultra angry psyker hating Knights Templar, but the fluff seems to make them out to be pretty cool.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

WickedHate posted:

So are the Black Templers really that great? They get painted as ultra angry psyker hating Knights Templar, but the fluff seems to make them out to be pretty cool.

They're pretty chill dudes. probably one of the most popular Second Founding chapters.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Black Templars are just a bunch of really diligent German Catholic types until you have a Librarian try to talk to them.

At which point their attitude will become something to the extent of "That's great, mutie, is there a REAL MAN we can talk to over there?"

And that's when they're being watched and can't just shoot him immediately.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Coolguye posted:

Black Templars are just a bunch of really diligent German Catholic types until you have a Librarian try to talk to them.

At which point their attitude will become something to the extent of "That's great, mutie, is there a REAL MAN we can talk to over there?"

And that's when they're being watched and can't just shoot him immediately.

Which itself has been rescinded a tiny bit, since it's kind of impossible to travel space without the help of at least some Psykers.

Also the Templars are an example of a marine chapter saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuck that" to the 1000 limit blatantly, there's anywhere from 2 to 6 thousand Black Templars, meaning that they are very good at getting poo poo done.

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
From what I understand, the Black Templars are one of the few non-First Founding chapters to enjoy much popularity with the player base. Helps that they have a distinctive color scheme that tends to look really good when done well in miniatures and artwork.

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