Magnus Vermagnusson posted:I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to have affordable, universal healthcare some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were in their house getting ready to canvass for Obama, so I asked her, 'If you were President, how would you propose we pay for this?' thread would be better if unfunny poo poo like this was beecocked or probated
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 18:28 |
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Poor Mans Randbrick posted:thread would be better if unfunny poo poo like this was beecocked or probated oh poo poo look out LF it's Poor Mans Randbrick, arbiter of political comedy
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 18:45 |
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Glenn Glenda posted:First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out - Poor Mans Randbrick posted:thread would be better if unfunny poo poo like this was beecocked or probated
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 18:54 |
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Poor Mans Randbrick posted:thread would be better if unfunny poo poo like this was beecocked or probated most effective custom title ever.
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 18:55 |
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Glenn Glenda posted:First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out - This saves the thread.
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 18:57 |
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PenguinBob posted:An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" fuckin lol
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 19:09 |
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying. Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over. Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA. The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "Audrey could instead use her popularity around the school to pressure meeker, smarter (but less popular) students into giving her their meticulous notes, threatening the use of her ties to the football team break into the student's room and make it look like it was hit by a scud missile. "Thus, Audrey would only be required to show up to class on the date of the test (provided by the new member of the alliance) and would still be free to lead her four-year term in college as the leader of the popular crowd. It would also allow her the free-time from going to classes to mingle with high ranking officials on the campus in order to achieve four more years in graduate school." The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 21:50 |
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so basically the republicans have about the same mental capacity as a 6 year old, thanks dad
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 22:01 |
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Poor Mans Randbrick posted:thread would be better if unfunny poo poo like this was beecocked or probated
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# ? Sep 16, 2008 22:17 |
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Three dudes lived in an apartment. They all got along pretty well except none of them really did their dishes. Two of the dudes occasionally did them, while the third refused to do any. Within a few weeks the sink was full, bugs had taken root, and the kitchen smelled like piss because the third dude's dishes just kept piling up. Finally the two dudes decided to go ahead and clean up the third dudes mess and clean the whole kitchen. While they were cleaning the third dude came in and saw what the first two were doing, and said what they were doing was unnecessary because there wasn't really a problem in the first place. The first dude whispered to the second dude, "Welcome to the democratic party" It turns out that whispering dude was me and god damnit what the gently caress clean up your poo poo Necc0 fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Sep 17, 2008 |
# ? Sep 17, 2008 00:16 |
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it will be sad if this thread dies without more responses
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# ? Sep 17, 2008 06:38 |
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Necc0 posted:Three dudes lived in an apartment. They all got along pretty well except none of them really did their dishes. Two of the dudes occasionally did them, while the third refused to do any. Within a few weeks the sink was full, bugs had taken root, and the kitchen smelled like piss because the third dude's dishes just kept piling up. Finally the two dudes decided to go ahead and clean up the third dudes mess and clean the whole kitchen. While they were cleaning the third dude came in and saw what the first two were doing, and said what they were doing was unnecessary because there wasn't really a problem in the first place. what the gently caress, that doesn't even why are you the way that you are...
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# ? Sep 17, 2008 07:06 |
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Glenn Glenda posted:First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out -
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# ? Sep 21, 2008 15:30 |
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PenguinBob posted:An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
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# ? Sep 21, 2008 15:59 |
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the ownage in this thread...it's almost palpable...
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# ? Sep 21, 2008 15:59 |
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I am a Karl Rove, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Middle East, 'It belongs to Allah.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... The Republican Party
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# ? Sep 21, 2008 17:12 |